Why do I smell a fatty?

This bride would've been cool with it:

eddyatwork:Why do I smell a fatty?

Because fat people sweat more.

eddyatwork:Why do I smell a fatty?

Because there's one using your computer?

regardless...pics or etc...

Serves the biatch right for making someone spend 2,000 "£"'s (whatever moon-man currency that is) on a dress she'll only wear once.

And a white dress at 30 years old?

"Does this dress make my ass look big?"

Mugato:Serves the biatch right for making someone spend 2,000 "£"'s (whatever moon-man currency that is) on a dress she'll only wear once.

My sister is getting married next year and has been looking at dresses. I'm so glad both she and my mom balked at a $6500 dress even though it was "perfect" in all other aspects.

Mugato:2,000 "£"'s (whatever moon-man currency that is)

is funny, but

CravenMorehead:"Does this dress make my ass look big?"

is the winnar.

TheOther:eddyatwork:Why do I smell a fatty?

Because there's one using your computer?

Yeouch!

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a wardrobe malfunction.

Now THAT is a wardrobe malfunction.

strangeguitar:This bride would've been cool with it:

i love the guy in the backround of that pic pounding back the wine bottle.

he bride was left in tears and the priest was left not knowing where to look.

I call BS, he knew exactly where to look...

FTFA: "...the priest was left not knowing where to look."

I thought they didn't allow gays to be priests.

Mugato:And a white dress at 30 years old?

how many farkers will be wearing white tuxes?

I think it's more like, "Does this make my vulva look big?"

Anyway, chicks are psychotic about weddings. From the blood diamonds to the $10,000 flower arrangements and just the general "look at me!" attitude of the whole thing.

FTFA:claims her big day was ruined by the poor stitching, which left her bottom on display

"Does this make my butt look big?"

/I can understand her being traumatized, women don't like being told they have fat asses.
//Personally, I like big butts
///and I cannot lie

POIDNH

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"She was left extremely embarrassed because the stitching of her dress came apart at the altar, slid down and revealed her bottom to the whole congregation."

So I'm assuming she didn't bother to shave her ass hair?

Mugato:And a white dress at 30 years old?

Come on. I have never once been to a wedding where a non-white bridal gown was worn, even for second marriages. We have effective birth control and STD treatments now, everybody gets to fark before getting hitched.

The bride can't be named because of privacy issues?  After the wedding I don't think there is much more that can be brought out into the open.

revealed her bottom to the whole congregation.

Going commando at your own wedding? Classy....

medius:Mugato:And a white dress at 30 years old?

how many farkers will be wearing white tuxes?

Do people do that?

Is this her in the background? NSFW (new window)

No photos from the wedding? FAIL

Benny Hill was a revolutionary.

i loooled.

this thread is useless without more pics of hot brides. or atleast hot chicks in general.

Like sands through the hour glass so are the days of our lives.

Mugato:I think it's more like, "Does this make my vulva look big?"

Anyway, chicks are psychotic about weddings.

My wife wasn't. She started off a bit nutty, realized what a huge pain in the ass it would be and we ended up buying a wedding package at Harvey's casino at Lake Tahoe.

/15yrs this October

Just coming to court after 2 years? She is probably suing now because he left her and she needs the money.

Lupercanalius Assbarnacle:Is this her in the background? NSFW (new window)

Wow, just wow. That would distract me from my own wedding.

Bucky Katt:No photos from the wedding? FAIL

She is probably a fatty and doesn't want to share photos.

Like sands through the hour glass so are the nights of our lives.

It was followed by more bad news for the bride: she has now separated from her husband.

I'd say that she was definitely a fat woman. Hahahahahhahahahhahahha!

Like dirt through the hour glass so are the days of our lives.

Had this been a Greek wedding, everyone would have known where they were spending their honeymoon.

strangeguitar:This bride would've been cool with it:

nice, very nice

Mugato:Anyway, chicks are psychotic about weddings. From the blood diamonds to the $10,000 flower arrangements and just the general "look at me!" attitude of the whole thing.

Nope. Some of us would rather just elope.

Like sands through the hour glass so are the days of our children's lives.

Mugato

I should have probably mentioned the whole flight/hotel/wedding ran about a grand

She might have been pure.

Not pretty, but pure.

After all, the dress lasted no longer than the marriage and the suit will outlast both...

FTA "It was followed by more bad news for the bride: she has now separated from her husband."

SURPRISE!?!?!

/he he

No, it's an invisible wedding dress. She just can't see it because she's a fool.

Like waffles through the hour glass so is the syrup of our lives.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

FTFA: of course she was not able to take any proper photographs of the ceremony because she was semi naked.

Didn't happen.

Went to TFA hoping for a relevant pic and only got a pair of shoulder blades that cast shadows.

Give that bride-to-be a sammitch.

Like syrup through the hour glass so are the waffles of our lives.
That sounds better than the last post.

Happathetic

Who is that?