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(Washington Post) Scary Motorboating results in explosion. Next time, don't shake your head so fast   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2wolves 2008-07-06 12:57:48 PM  
+1 Subby. You bastard.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 03:37:17 PM  
You sailor.

 
ScottMpls 2008-07-06 03:44:45 PM  
Brrritski!!!

 
Vangor [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 03:44:59 PM  
I got a good chortle out of that. You deserve a medal submitter.

 
blkhwk86 2008-07-06 03:45:24 PM  
+1 Subby! Though, not an epic one. But still you got a +1

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-07-06 03:46:30 PM  
www.forumammo.com

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-07-06 03:47:05 PM  
Use a bigger filter capacitor to stop motorboating...

Or it may be due to your turntable or mike being too close to your woofer.

 
Daymond42 2008-07-06 03:48:45 PM  
Golf clap, subbie.

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 03:49:44 PM  
Niiiiiiiice!!!!

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 03:50:35 PM  
sexy time explosion?

 
tortilla burger 2008-07-06 03:51:08 PM  
HAHA I just had an explosion. In my pants

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 03:53:40 PM  
ScottMpls:Brrritski!!!

i still yell that from time to time

thursday, a woman of large . . . refinements walked by with her boyfriend and i couldn't help saying "motor."

i need therapy

boobies!

 
TheGreatZarquon 2008-07-06 03:54:01 PM  
Shiat, you know how hard it is to clean half-chewed Butterfinger off an LCD screen? Thanks a lot, submitter.


/lol'd and +1'd

 
joepac1 2008-07-06 03:56:33 PM  
Subby, I salute you!

+1!

 
astinkywind 2008-07-06 03:59:30 PM  
That guy was a motorboating son of a biatch!

 
Richard Saunders 2008-07-06 03:59:42 PM  
Near tragedy = funny Fark headline.
[this is what the interwebs were invented for]

Good job subby!

I laughed even before reading the article.

 
cwolf20 [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 04:02:25 PM  
I see the James Bond series made an impression on the boater

 
SlothB77 2008-07-06 04:08:59 PM  
i came for vince vaughn.

was not disappointed.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 04:16:14 PM  
img55.imageshack.us

Beaver Dam! Stan! Beaver! Dam!!

 
spacechicken170am 2008-07-06 04:24:32 PM  
you motorboating son of biatch you

 
Stranger on the Town 2008-07-06 04:25:36 PM  
www.delawareonline.com

 
natedogtx 2008-07-06 04:31:34 PM  
Mugato
Goofball_Jones
astinkywind
spacechicken170am
Stranger on the Town


21 comments and what I came here to say has been done better at least 5 times.

/gives up

 
meatofmystery 2008-07-06 04:33:38 PM  
i LAWL'd!

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2008-07-06 04:36:19 PM  
Surely people round the Chesapeake Bay region knows what makes motorboats explode.

.

 
bmr68 [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 04:38:55 PM  
damn funny subby

 
StoneyBologna 2008-07-06 04:48:45 PM  
My friend's uncle subscribes to Motorboating magazine. He keeps telling me he's going to call and ask if they have a hat for sale.

 
Slick Johnson 2008-07-06 05:12:28 PM  
Nice subby

+1

 
Acerbic 2008-07-06 05:19:25 PM  
Came to make Herman's Head reference.

Was soundly beaten by others.

Carry on proudly, gentlemen.


/Canceled ahead of its time

 
ankmcfly 2008-07-06 05:59:00 PM  
BBBBBBBBBBWWWWWIILLLLLIIIAAAANNNNTTTTTTT! + 2 Subster

 
carnifexpuer 2008-07-06 06:18:10 PM  
Heh, I read that headline as "masturbating", which is even better.

 
simpsonfan 2008-07-06 06:39:31 PM  
Peter Marshall: "If a man falls off a boat, you shout 'Man Overboard'. What do you say if a woman falls off a boat?"

Paul Lynde: "Full speed ahead."

(Hollywood Squares)

 
El Morro 2008-07-06 06:45:45 PM  
Oh HELL YEAH! (new window)(LSFW)

/you'll be glad you did
//Seriously!

 
Snort 2008-07-06 07:45:48 PM  
Terrorist fist bump for Subby!

 
OnmyojiOmn 2008-07-06 08:01:29 PM  
El Morro:Oh HELL YEAH! (new window)(LSFW)

/you'll be glad you did
//Seriously!


Like diving into a ball pit filled with eggplants.

 
tinkabelle 2008-07-06 08:30:40 PM  
El Morro:Oh HELL YEAH! (new window)(LSFW)

/you'll be glad you did
//Seriously!


First thing I thought of..
i279.photobucket.com

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 10:41:25 PM  
Subby

i63.photobucket.com

 
Spass_Taschen 2008-07-06 11:00:54 PM  
Hey subby - thanks! I read the headline to my wife (36D). She didn't get it so I had her come over so I could explain the headline.

 
Dude seriously WTF 2008-07-06 11:23:28 PM  
Sweet, it made the paper! I was on the South river with some friends and we saw the smoke. It was a huge black pillar that looked like a building, or something way larger than a boat, was on fire. When we got down there, a huge crowd on boats were already anchored around it watching it burn to the waterline as the harbor patrol kept everyone at a safe distance. So we did what any good American would do- we killed the engine, pulled out some more beer, and chatted up the girls on the boat next to us.

At least they'll always remember the fourth of July.

 
NimbleWalrus 2008-07-07 03:40:38 PM  
spacechicken170am:you motorboating son of biatch you

You ole sailor you!

 
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