+1 Subby. You bastard.

You sailor.

Brrritski!!!

I got a good chortle out of that. You deserve a medal submitter.

+1 Subby! Though, not an epic one. But still you got a +1

Use a bigger filter capacitor to stop motorboating...

Or it may be due to your turntable or mike being too close to your woofer.

Golf clap, subbie.

Niiiiiiiice!!!!

sexy time explosion?

HAHA I just had an explosion. In my pants

ScottMpls:Brrritski!!!

i still yell that from time to time

thursday, a woman of large . . . refinements walked by with her boyfriend and i couldn't help saying "motor."

i need therapy

boobies!

Shiat, you know how hard it is to clean half-chewed Butterfinger off an LCD screen? Thanks a lot, submitter.


/lol'd and +1'd

Subby, I salute you!

+1!

That guy was a motorboating son of a biatch!

Near tragedy = funny Fark headline.
[this is what the interwebs were invented for]

Good job subby!

I laughed even before reading the article.

I see the James Bond series made an impression on the boater

i came for vince vaughn.

was not disappointed.

Beaver Dam! Stan! Beaver! Dam!!

you motorboating son of biatch you

Mugato
Goofball_Jones
astinkywind
spacechicken170am
Stranger on the Town

21 comments and what I came here to say has been done better at least 5 times.

/gives up

i LAWL'd!

Surely people round the Chesapeake Bay region knows what makes motorboats explode.

.

damn funny subby

My friend's uncle subscribes to Motorboating magazine. He keeps telling me he's going to call and ask if they have a hat for sale.

Nice subby

+1

Came to make Herman's Head reference.

Was soundly beaten by others.

Carry on proudly, gentlemen.


/Canceled ahead of its time

BBBBBBBBBBWWWWWIILLLLLIIIAAAANNNNTTTTTTT! + 2 Subster

Heh, I read that headline as "masturbating", which is even better.

Peter Marshall: "If a man falls off a boat, you shout 'Man Overboard'. What do you say if a woman falls off a boat?"

Paul Lynde: "Full speed ahead."

(Hollywood Squares)

Oh HELL YEAH! (new window)(LSFW)

/you'll be glad you did
//Seriously!

Terrorist fist bump for Subby!

El Morro:Oh HELL YEAH! (new window)(LSFW)

/you'll be glad you did
//Seriously!

Like diving into a ball pit filled with eggplants.

El Morro:Oh HELL YEAH! (new window)(LSFW)

/you'll be glad you did
//Seriously!

First thing I thought of..

Hey subby - thanks! I read the headline to my wife (36D). She didn't get it so I had her come over so I could explain the headline.

Sweet, it made the paper! I was on the South river with some friends and we saw the smoke. It was a huge black pillar that looked like a building, or something way larger than a boat, was on fire. When we got down there, a huge crowd on boats were already anchored around it watching it burn to the waterline as the harbor patrol kept everyone at a safe distance. So we did what any good American would do- we killed the engine, pulled out some more beer, and chatted up the girls on the boat next to us.

At least they'll always remember the fourth of July.

spacechicken170am:you motorboating son of biatch you

You ole sailor you!