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(Telegraph) Interesting After seizing a large cache of drugs, naturally your first inclination is to call in an air strike using jet fighters and 1,000 pound bombs   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 78
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TehNacho [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:38:00 PM  
How is this sick?

This wasn't a "large cache of drugs" this was the LARGEST cache of drugs.

And they didn't just jet around dropping bombs on the projects, they dropped it at a huge Afghani drug factory. I don't see a number of people being killed, so it was probably empty of people too.

I fail to see how destroying drugs in this manner to be "sick."

 
Slaxl [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:51:04 PM  
TehNacho:How is this sick?

This wasn't a "large cache of drugs" this was the LARGEST cache of drugs.

And they didn't just jet around dropping bombs on the projects, they dropped it at a huge Afghani drug factory. I don't see a number of people being killed, so it was probably empty of people too.

I fail to see how destroying drugs in this manner to be "sick."


I think what subby was getting at is that they shoulda brought the drugs back home so we could have all had a massive party.

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:51:46 PM  
I think it's great that they did it drugaddictmitter.

Oh, yeah:

Last Updated: 2:46PM BST 12/06/2008

FAILmitter.

 
TehNacho [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:54:21 PM  
Slaxl:
I fail to see how destroying drugs in this manner to be "sick."

I think what subby was getting at is that they shoulda brought the drugs back home so we could have all had a massive party.

Actually, with time to think about it, we should have confiscated it and sold it to the Chinese.

 
BGates [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 01:05:40 PM  
Smoking that much hash would make anybody sick.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 02:33:02 PM  
They could burn those drugs up with about 10 gallons of diesel and a match. Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.

That's sick.

/subby

 
TehNacho [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 04:27:31 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:They could burn those drugs up with about 10 gallons of diesel and a match. Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.

That's sick.

/subby


But, will that 10 gallons of diesel also destroy the tunnels the drugs are in?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 04:29:13 PM  
crypticsatellite:Last Updated: 2:46PM BST 12/06/2008.

Super-Boobies?

 
Nescio quid dicas [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:28:08 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:They could burn those drugs up with about 10 gallons of diesel and a match. Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.

That's sick.

/subby


What's wrong with a little target practice and saving the grunts hours upon hours of removing said drugs and disposing of them?

 
DirkValentine 2008-07-06 06:28:23 PM  
i'm often confused by articles that seem to contradict each other concerning the drug-trade and the taliban.

know what i'm sayin'?

 
Whadjisay 2008-07-06 06:29:31 PM  
I think it deserves the 'SAD' tag.
It's a cryin' shame to waste so much hash.

 
jimmy26_07 2008-07-06 06:30:01 PM  
FTFA: "After the Harriers had delivered their payload, troops set the drugs ablaze."

Okay.....so the 1,000 pound bombs weren't sufficient to "set the drugs ablaze" on their own? What kind of bunker was this stuff in? Were the bombs just to knock off the ceiling so they could then set the fire?

Seriously.

 
deadsanta 2008-07-06 06:30:55 PM  
Why not just bonfire them for $20 US, plus some labor? Or if you have to blow them up, why not set explosives on site, and be sure you are doing it right?


/pretty damn inefficient means of disposal imo.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:31:31 PM  
Yeah... you do this with tons of methamphetamine (actually, as another poster suggested, you use something other than a farking jet and farking bombs... something, you know, CHEAP).

Hash? Really? THAT is why we are in Afghanistan, now?

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:31:38 PM  
Drugs are good, m'kay.

But only use 'em when you're sick.

Cheesin's bad, m'kay.

If you wanna trip balls, try LSD. It's safer.

I prolly shouldn't have said that, m'kay.

 
theoneontheleft 2008-07-06 06:31:38 PM  
If you're going to dispose of hundreds of tons of perfectly good drugs, the very least you can do is carry it out in a kickass manner.

 
lewismarktwo 2008-07-06 06:32:40 PM  
TehNacho:Slaxl:
I fail to see how destroying drugs in this manner to be "sick."

I think what subby was getting at is that they shoulda brought the drugs back home so we could have all had a massive party.

Actually, with time to think about it, we should have confiscated it and sold it to the Chinese.


Why do you think they bomed it destroyed the evidence of absence?

 
cormac_zoso 2008-07-06 06:33:52 PM  
i have to agree with subby's reasoning here ... there are much more economical ways to get rid of this ... why not just give it to cops to sell then bust all the buyers? you fill up your arrest quotas and money for the proverbial "widows and orphans" fund?

i'd just make sure i was down wind from the burn ;) lol -- years ago they burned a bunch of pot around here (northwest indiana) and the cops were walking around stoned ... or so the story went ... prolly an urban legend when you get right down to it ...

 
Nescio quid dicas [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:35:25 PM  
puffy999:Yeah... you do this with tons of methamphetamine (actually, as another poster suggested, you use something other than a farking jet and farking bombs... something, you know, CHEAP).

There are currencies the pilots need to maintain in order to drop bombs. I bet this was a training exercise so they could check off a square.

 
try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:36:46 PM  
that type of hoard may be boobytrapped. imagine the redneck grower with a trip wire and shotgun but on a more massive scale. still a waste of good hash.

 
Goetz [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:38:21 PM  
It is "Sick" because it was beautiful Afghan hashish.
It was probably Mazar and that makes me weep.
Most of the mouth breathing, chicken farkers on here probably thought it was heroin.
Hashish = mineral trichomes of Ma-ri-ju-ana.

Hopefully all you redneck knuckle draggers will die in a moonshine still fire!

/How'd I do? 4/10?

 
atlas spanked 2008-07-06 06:40:44 PM  
Serious sick!

My friends and I coulda stayed baked for a week or two on that.

It's also worth noting that this 'largest' drug stash would've sold for about half the price of the fighter jet that scorched it.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:40:54 PM  
The bombs didn't really weigh 1,000 lbs. They were 1,000 lb equivalent bombs, so they packed the explosive potential of 1,000 lbs of TNT.

/I don't even care

 
luckyeddie 2008-07-06 06:41:39 PM  
BGates:Smoking that much hash would make anybody sick.

If I really took my time it might last me the weekend.

/has anyone got a cubic mile of Doritos?

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:42:38 PM  
Re-re-peat, when the crowd say bo selecta...TehNacho:How is this sick?

Because every time someone greenlits a repeat, a puppy loses its wings ?

"I've never seen a puppy with wings"

My point precisely...

 
agentxavier 2008-07-06 06:42:41 PM  
Just make drugs legal and the Afgan government will make massive amounts of money from taxes/be able to regulate all drugs. Or keep it illegal and fund terrorists. No more money for terrorists!!!

Drugs Legal = Freedom
Drugs Illegal = FAIL

 
blindriver 2008-07-06 06:43:19 PM  
I doubt training exercises are needed with plenty of live targets around. It was probably what someone else said..chance of boobytraps, and also maybe some freak hiding inside the 'bunker'

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:44:40 PM  
Hurrumph. The post I deleted on the grounds of lameness appended itself to the one I was quite pleased with.

/epic fail is me

 
kirby528 2008-07-06 06:46:07 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:They could burn those drugs up with about 10 gallons of diesel and a match. Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.

That's sick.

/subby


Subby's tag has evolved from sick to interesting.

maybe it's interesting how sick it is? or sick of being interested?

A question for the ages...

 
Goetz [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:47:13 PM  
kirby528:Marcus Aurelius:They could burn those drugs up with about 10 gallons of diesel and a match. Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.

That's sick.

/subby

Subby's tag has evolved from sick to interesting.

maybe it's interesting how sick it is? or sick of being interested?

A question for the ages...


Interest in sickness.

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:47:46 PM  
Also, arranging for an airstrike gives the GIs on the ground enough time to snag the drugs for private use/resale.

You don't blow up captured drugs any more than you blow up captured oil.

 
vrod2028 2008-07-06 06:48:22 PM  
Ok this war on drugs crap has got to stop! What did the hash ever do to them?

 
Multi-Vitamin 2008-07-06 06:48:23 PM  
good god,

Just one bag of that hash could get a whole state stoned.

to the bone.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-07-06 06:51:58 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:They could burn those drugs up with about 10 gallons of diesel and a match. Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.

That's sick.

/subby


But they're going to have to give those pilots bombing practice sometime. Either you waste gas and bombs on the desert during practice, or you waste them on drugs. I agree both are wasteful to a degree, but just remember that those planes are going to be flying either way.

 
Ra_ 2008-07-06 06:52:03 PM  
260 TONS of hashish??

Where's the Epic tag?

 
swahnhennessy 2008-07-06 06:54:33 PM  
What, were they high?

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2008-07-06 06:54:52 PM  
I'm smoking on some fruity dank right now... and I probably won't be smoking any hash for a while.

/i make sure my drug money goes to terrorists

 
Death by Misadventure 2008-07-06 06:56:35 PM  
So did we win the war on drugs? No? okay just checking.

 
spill_thrill 2008-07-06 06:56:51 PM  
Bomb makers gotta get paid

 
Jacobin 2008-07-06 06:57:55 PM  
Somebody forgot to pay their protection money

 
Goetz [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 06:58:40 PM  
Ok, I guess that trolling really isn't my forte'.
Perhaps if I paid that $5, I would get some flames.
Hey Drew! How much is TF in Mazar hash?

 
thesubliminalman 2008-07-06 07:00:06 PM  
"which weighed roughly the same as 30 double-decker buses"

Ahhhh that clears it up. I am with the RAF so I never understood the whole pound/ton thingie.

 
ultimate_loser 2008-07-06 07:01:06 PM  
Instead they burn up several hundred gallons of diesel and waste bombs putting a Harrier into the air just so they can have a good time.


wait... do they fly on regular diesel or bio-diesel?

/ya... i know

 
kilgorn 2008-07-06 07:01:20 PM  
Before I ever smoked pot, I got stoned on hash
the night before my brother's wedding. Yeah, the
older ushers set me up.

Recently I stayed at the same hotel in Atlanta where
this happened. Ah, the memories.....no, there were none

 
signaljammer 2008-07-06 07:02:20 PM  
Well, this tries even classical Greek cynicism. Here government isn't even living up to the definition 'bigger thief.' Now government is merely the biggest wastrel.

 
TOPGUN101 2008-07-06 07:04:04 PM  
marvin.hb0da.org

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-07-06 07:04:43 PM  
How lame that billions of our tax dollars are spent hunting down hash growers.

"The War on Drugs"(tm) is the most epic fail ever and a disgrace to all humanity.

No troll. 100% true words.

 
Rootus 2008-07-06 07:05:32 PM  
Dupe

 
The Malingerer 2008-07-06 07:06:58 PM  
Dumbasses. They should have hid it in the driveway.

gwally.com

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 07:09:16 PM  
Many years ago I was a member of a VFD in small town in western Oklahoma and 2 times in 1 year the cops found patches of weed growing in the back country and we got the pleasure of helping them burn all the evil weeds the cops cut them down and stacked them and we set them on fire and where there to keep the fire under control. All the cops and OHP officers stood in the smoke with us Great times and one cop told me that they loved this because they did not have to worry about drug test for 3 months.

 
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