Sorry Mr. Maliki, we are not done drinking Iraq's milkshake.

Awesome.

Now our troops can come home, right? You said you defeated the terrorism, so you don't need the US. Great, we'll be over here now.

FuturePastNow:Is this a second John Pinette headline today?

Yup.

fark Ya!!!!! Now we can defeat drugs and and crime.

We been here five hour now.

There's hopefully some truth to this. And likewise, we can hopefully start bringing troops home pretty damn soon.

I see they rehired this guy.

Who is this "WE" that he speaks of?

Well, it's about time.

Now stop hitting your sister and stay out of the neighbour's yard.

Big ol' car bomb in 3... 2... 1...

Well...I'm glad it took us 5 years and trillions of dollars to defeat terrorism in a country that initially didn't have it.

USA? USA? USA?

Prime Minister of Iraq: "We defeated terrorism." You go now have a nice day and please come again.

Planning to put some of this money to work, the Iraqi government held a groundbreaking ceremony yesterday for a major project to refurbish the main road to the Baghdad airport. The road was once considered one of the most dangerous in the world but has become safer with the decline in violence in the country.

Isn't that "Route Irish" or "IED alley" as it is called by our military?

I despise this stupid occupation, but if Iraqis can travel that stretch of highway without a pervasive fear of dying then hopefully things really are cooling down in that country.

Reparations and penance should be the next step.

FuturePastNow:Is this a second John Pinette headline today?

Yeah he's on Comedy Central at the moment... go figure.

Mission Accomplished

/bows out now

Didn't have terrorism.. or only exported it?? Samey same...

I love reading about that route to the airport. I'm going next January to pretty much drive up and down that road waiting for something to blow up. Thank allah it's not nearly as bad as it used to be.

"you go now" trifecta in play?

THIS appeared on FOX News?

DrForrester:Big ol' car bomb in 3... 2... 1...

Winner.

/Sad but true.

So, are the Iraqi security forces going to provide security for the Exxon and Chevron contracts? Or, are they going to take care of their own security?

Ah, so we're kinda stuck there, then, aren't we?

mikeandeichmann 2008-07-06 02:44:44 PM
Well...I'm glad it took us 5 years and trillions of dollars to defeat terrorism in a country that initially didn't have it.

/Win +1

Prime Minister of Iraq:"We defeated terrorism"

Excellent. I'm going to book my vacation to Iraq then!

Any returning veterans have any suggestions on nice places to visit and sites to see? kthxbye

rotskyinstitute, you may want to install PawSense (pops). I think a cat just walked over your keyboard.

right, and I defeated herpes.

rotskyinstitute 2008-07-06 02:51:58 PM

/troll much?

rotskyinstitute:CHICKEN shiat LIBTARDS.
BUSH WAS RIGHT. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.
THE WORLD IS SAFER. AL QUAEDA IS GONE.
NO ATTACKS ON THE US. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.
LIBTARDS WOULD HAVE SAT OUT WWII AS WELL.
LIBTARDS ARE WRONG.

Your argument is both eloquent and moving.

You sir are a poet, and a man who transformed words into brushstrokes.

I honor your contribution to this discussion and hope that you continue to grace us with your profound insight into the matter at hand.

Signed,

Libtard the First.

I guess there is a chance this might just work out - high oil prices pay for the reconstruction and the US can start reducing their expenditure?

rotskyinstitute:CHICKEN shiat LIBTARDS.
BUSH WAS RIGHT. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.
THE WORLD IS SAFER. AL QUAEDA IS GONE.
NO ATTACKS ON THE US. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.
LIBTARDS WOULD HAVE SAT OUT WWII AS WELL.
LIBTARDS ARE WRONG.

You forgot:

NEENER NEENER NEENER

Goofball_Jones:I see they rehired this guy.

I came here to say that

Approves.

HL. FTW.

THAT'S GREAT! NOW WE CAN STAY IN IRAQ FOR 100 YEARS! OR 1,000 OR 10,000!!!! ELECT ME SO YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN CAN FIGHT IN IRAQ!

/obviously fake since McCain has never used a computer

rotskyinstitute:CHICKEN shiat LIBTARDS.

1/10. Please try again.

This has got to be the funniest craigslist posting i have ever seen.

Touch My Warp Whistle - m4w - 28 (St. Louis)
Reply to: pers-7­42­10­3427tsi­lsgiar­c­org
Date: 2008-07-03, 8:46PM CDT


Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "fark ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

mikeandeichmannWell...I'm glad it took us 5 years and trillions of dollars to defeat terrorism in a country that initially didn't have it.

USA? USA? USA?

From what I remember, I think Saddam was paying families 10 grand per suicide bomb. That killed any Israeli or American.

Goofball_Jones:
Any returning veterans have any suggestions on nice places to visit and sites to see?

sorry, the returning vets all got stop-lossed, but terrorism has been defeated so they should be back shortly.

mikeandeichmann:Well...I'm glad it took us 5 years and trillions of dollars to defeat terrorism in a country that initially didn't have it.

USA? USA? USA?

Before the invasion of Iraq, a barrel of oil was $30 USD. Ha! The funny thing too, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. The Sunni and Shiite are not Al Qaeda. OBL is where?



USA#1, USA#1, USA#1

rotskyinstitute 2008-07-06 02:51:58 PM
The computer is for grown ups and your mom told you not to play with the computer before you do your homework.

George Bush is going to go into the history books as a hero for creating a free Iraq and that just burns the internet sheep up.

Yes! I'm sure the first troops will be coming home in a month or two. Right?

Krayon:rotskyinstitute:CHICKEN shiat LIBTARDS.
BUSH WAS RIGHT. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.
THE WORLD IS SAFER. AL QUAEDA IS GONE.
NO ATTACKS ON THE US. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.
LIBTARDS WOULD HAVE SAT OUT WWII AS WELL.
LIBTARDS ARE WRONG.

right wing howard dean?

CHICKEN shiat LIBTARDS.

I thought the rural areas where that would be found was more conservative in the United States?

BUSH WAS RIGHT. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.

About what?

THE WORLD IS SAFER. AL QUAEDA IS GONE.

Violence and terrorism has increased substantially around the entire world and Al Quaeda who were a small group that weren't that powerful in the first place were made into the big bogeyman who all other terrorist groups were part of and all acts of violence associated too, when almost the entire Iraqi insurgency had no ties with is gone? I am so glad we got Osama bin Laden and the other higher ups of the group then. May I ask where they are exactly? Oh thats right, Bush said their capture wasn't important.

NO ATTACKS ON THE US. LIBTARDS WERE WRONG.

Well apart from the few dozen Anthrax terrorist attacks. Luckily they caught the worse nutjobs who wanted to bomb the evil socialist empire and restore a true conservative christian country.

LIBTARDS WOULD HAVE SAT OUT WWII AS WELL.

Funny you say that, since Roosevelt had to lie and push to get the US into WW2 because the conservatives at the time said it didn't involve the country. Really that just shows an outright lack of knowledge about history that isn't even a century old yet. God help us when it is as old as say the Revolutionary War.

LIBTARDS ARE WRONG.

About what exactly?

Overall a rather pathetic trolling. 2/10 for the annoyance of caplocks but -1 point for the libtard cliche and lack of imagination. Even Bevets puts in more effort than you.

Bombsiteus:[...]Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.

I wasn't sure if I should be disturbed or amused until this sentence. That was awesome.

CAPS LOCK: CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME