this has "sports B-movie" written all over it.

Fifty-nine-year-old Rick Krause of Dimondale, currently holds the Guinness World Record after spitting a pit 93 feet, 6½ inches in 2003.

***this was obviously a wind-aided loogey

But, they don't mention if he's available....

Shoot pits from your ass and I'll be impressed. Mouth? Not so much.

"Amanda Jennings of Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, the first woman to place in the top three, did not qualify for the championship competition.

However, she retained her title as women's champion with a spit of 43 feet, 11 inches. "

womens champion spitter!!

That's a family reunion I wouldn't attend without raingear.

This years winner goes by the nickname of "Young Gun."

His dad goes by "Pellet Gun."

You just know that there is some dude out there that calls himself "The Pit Viper."

I beat my pastor and the board of deacons at the watermelon seed spitting contest. My dad wasn't there.

Not cherry pits...but Beech Nut, Red Man, or Levi Garrett. Beat your father in a tobacco spitting contest...THAT's redneck.

Maybe next year the father will try something underhanded like popping his son's cherry before the contest.

hlanelee:Not cherry pits...but Beech Nut, Red Man, or Levi Garrett. Beat your father in a tobacco spitting contest...THAT's redneck.

I'd watch that.

/still won't watch WNBA

skinink:Maybe next year the father will try something underhanded like popping his son's cherry before the contest.

That's it! Thread's over. You won.

skinink:Maybe next year the father will try something underhanded like popping his son's cherry before the contest.

you beautiful, sick bastid

skinink:Maybe next year the father will try something underhanded like popping his son's cherry before the contest.

I hear those mid-westerners are all about cornholing.

And if you beat your mother for a watermelon... you might be a nigra.

/what?
//racist stereotypes are fair both ways, right?

In Soviet Michigan, boy beats his father!

I thought rednecks spit watermelon seeds.

/that's what we spit around here anyway
//I'm pretty good at it too

fappomatic:Shoot pits from your ass and I'll be impressed. Mouth? Not so much.

56 feet though?

He gots a pretty mouf.

thesubliminalman:"Amanda Jennings of Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, the first woman to place in the top three, did not qualify for the championship competition.

However, she retained her title as women's champion with a spit of 43 feet, 11 inches. "

womens champion spitter!!

True champions swallow...

/just sayin'

I used to be a fairly picky eater. I met a Swiss woman while traveling down under and she invited me to visit her home and family but told me that I had to eat everything I was given. I said I would try everything but she said, "No, you have to eat everything. I won't have you embarrassing me in front of my family. Food is important to us."

When I went to visit, the first thing they gave me was cherry pie. In their region, they don't pit the cherries first. So I took a big bite and crunched the pits. I kept going CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH. Everyone in the room could hear it and looked upon me in horror. They were going, "Spit them out! Spit them out!" I, giving a final and heroic effort, grimaced and undertook a superhuman effort and swallowed them all.

I've never seen a collective facepalm before that day nor have I seen one since. I looked at my friend (still facepalmed) and said, "You told me I had to eat everthing." Eight years later, they still talk about me and the cherry pie incident.

Is it bad that I already read about this on the Wii news channel thing?

If the word 'for' is used rather than 'in' when it is the case that 'in' is preferred, one might be a redneck.

What is a cherry-pit? Isnt the word 'cherry-pip', or do rednecks have their own semi-english words for everything?

Arkanaut:fappomatic:Shoot pits from your ass and I'll be impressed. Mouth? Not so much.

56 feet though?

Hell if my wife can do.....uhhh nevermind.