No word as to whether or not you get mocked for your failures by a cartoon dog

Hmm, that's weird, I could have sworn TFA said "Snickering dog not included."

Still want. I wonder if it works better than the crappy simulators we have.

Can you shoot your friend in the face and delay a police investigation with it?

If only Dick Cheney had owned one of these...

/O D Humanities

Drew Hates Boobies:If only Dick Cheney had owned one of these...

/O D Humanities

In Cheney's version you would be hunting people as well as field dressing them, then BBQing and eating them.

Joker you diabolical...:/oblig

But does it pop?

What's up with Farkmodo this morning? Did Gawker make buy advertising?

Can you re-program it to make it so that instead of clay discs, the program has Dutch people that you can shoot at?

/Grote groep tyfuslijers

DAHFreedom:What's up with Farkmodo this morning? Did Gawker make buy advertising?

What's up with previewing a post this morning?

Oakland A's FTW!:Joker you diabolical...:/oblig

But does it pop?

It shouldn't... If it does, shoot it.

Yes, it does. A cartoon dog on steroids!

So... is Jack Thompson going to protest? It looks like a violent video game to me.

FunkOut:Drew Hates Boobies:If only Dick Cheney had owned one of these...

/O D Humanities

In Cheney's version you would be hunting people as well as field dressing them, then BBQing and eating them.

We're going to need more onions.

Will this system take into account having to lead the target just as you would on the shooting range or in the field?

I shoot a similiar system with my hunting bow. It's called a DART system, which I think stands for Digital Archery Reaction Target. Usually shot indoors at twenty yards, it features different kinds of game animals in a variety of hunting scenarios. Arrows are tipped with a blunt mushroom head. Points are scored on the impact of the arrow on the target; 10 for a heart shot, 8 for a lung shot. Taking a bad angle shot, gut shooting, missing or trying to shoot through tree limbs is no score. It's lots of fun and good practice for hunting season. DART leagues are very popular in my area.

Dick Cheney's version wouldn't be any fun cause all the birds would be flightless and retarded ad right in front of you.

fappomatic:FunkOut:Drew Hates Boobies:If only Dick Cheney had owned one of these...

/O D Humanities

In Cheney's version you would be hunting people as well as field dressing them, then BBQing and eating them.

We're going to need more onions.

Soilent Green is people!

All I know is that I will hate that freaking dog until the day I die.

Wow. A simulator to train psychopathic mass murderers. No individual citizen should be allowed to own one of these things.


/Oh I'm ashamed of myself already...

Mugato:Dick Cheney's version wouldn't be any fun cause all the birds would be flightless and retarded ad right in front of you.


Come on, there's no such thing as Democrat birds!

mr.fisher
All I know is that I will hate that freaking dog until the day I die.

You are not alone there! I to hate that damn dog!! Though I do miss duck hunt and all the other old school games. The old games were more fun that the bullshiat out these days. Remember super Mario and Frogger?

Oakland A's FTW!

Greatest picture evar.

half-mad-genius
Let me introduce you to Black, short but oh so sweet

To go with Oakland A's and Joker's posts, a little music:

"Why Can't I Shoot The Dog" (new window) by Sudden Death and the Gothsicles.

FunkOut:Drew Hates Boobies:If only Dick Cheney had owned one of these...

/O D Humanities

In Cheney's version you would be hunting people babies as well as field dressing them, then BBQing and eating them.

FTFY

No word as to whether or not you get mocked for your failures by a cartoon dog

Hiro Nakamura: Hmm, that's weird, I could have sworn TFA said "Snickering dog not included."


Word.

FTFY:

"Snickering Dog Not Included"

Get it right subby; at least read the article before you post.


Sheeeeesh!

haikupoet: man i wanted to kill that dog and bbq him. thanks for the link/ laugh

Apparently, this is why the dog was laughing... (new window)

I just dug my NES out of storage for some much needed playtime. My girlfriend was raised in various hippie communes and had never played before. I watched with both joy and wonder as she became enraged with that dog. I can only imagine that's what I looked like when I first came across that mutt (except, you know, I had a penis).

I want the prototype one the military has that shot back and shocked you if you got "hit"

It was on fark like a year ago

Cheney shot a lawyer. How you can confuse THAT w/ "people" is beyond me!