They really need to lower their inflation. It has to become a clinical, systematic effort to get it down.

In other words, when it comes to inflation, the Mongoloids need a down syndrome.

They're like a killer whale!

China != Mongolia. Just wanted to get your offensive racial stereotypes right.

/why you no eat vegetable?

Goddamn Mongolians! I build this shiatty wall!

Wow, a John Pinette headline? Damn.

No buffet! Buffet not for you.

Son of a biatch.

ThatGuyGreg:They're like a killer whale!

Two ticket to Fee Wiiweee...Feweee Wiweee...

Sign say all you can eat, not you can eat all!

dahmers love zombie:Two ticket to Fee Wiiweee...Feweee Wiweee...

Step out of line, please.

OHR NOR! MONGORIANS!!

Mugato:Goddamn Mongolians! I build this shiatty wall!

I came in here to say something like that.

"God damn Mongolians! Everytime Chinese build wall, stupid Mongolians tear down"

Headline's kind of a stretch, if you ask me.

+1

Back in the day, we used to call this sort of thing a Mongolian Cluster Fark.

I had Mongolian BBQ for lunch yesterday, was great!

/wrong subject?

/disapproves

How you eat so much? You pay now!

Did anyone else get this "Other Stories" link in the sidebar?

Man beheads Hitler waxwork (pops)

/you know who else hated art?

Did someone say mongoloid?

Nickelback:Did anyone else get this "Other Stories" link in the sidebar?

Man beheads Hitler waxwork (pops)

/you know who else hated art?

there was a thread about it yesterday.

Ooooh, you got a baishbaw...

What does Jimmy Buffet have to do with Mongolian beef?

McKeesport Beer Baron:Did someone say mongoloid?

Dude, the guy on the left is a vampire!

We laundry now.

I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

Herro, wercome to shiatty Wok may I take-a order pree?

ceejayoz - Had that pic for years, been dying to use it for something...

This not your home!

WFern:I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

You eat like killa whale! My wife say you have enough! You been here four hour!! You go now!

- Louie Anderson

on the article on the side - doesn't it look like the Krylon huffer guy?

PC LOAD LETTER:/why you no eat vegetable veggable?

FTFY

ElLoco:WFern:I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

You eat like killa whale! My wife say you have enough! You been here four hour!! You go now!

- Louie Anderson
John Pinette "Show me the Buffet"

/FTFY

John Pinette's "I'm Starvin" special is on Comedy Central TODAY at 1pm CDT!

Hurricane Flippy:ohn Pinette "Show me the Buffet"

/FTFY

Seriously?

I could have sworn...
It's been a while.

Hrm. So it is.

Chinese buffet (new window)

ElLoco:WFern:I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

You eat like killa whale! My wife say you have enough! You been here four hour!! You go now!

- Louie Anderson

I sat behind Louie on a flight from NYC to Dallas. In fact he was annoyed because I didn't rush to the gate like most people and he ended up not being the last person to board the plane. (I'd just as soon be the last person on a plane because I see no reason to extend the time I'm going to be stuck in a giant metal tube.)

I swear he looked about like Chris Farley did just before he died. I'm still amazed he's alive.

John Pinette (new window)

John Pinette's best works.

In defense if Dumbmitter, I've seen lots of Chinese Buffets that have sub-titles such as "Mongolian Grill - Sushi - Etc - Etc"

McKeesport Beer Baron:Did someone say mongoloid?

"Your brother's a chromosomal retard."

McKeesport Beer Baron:Did someone say mongoloid?

those two people are not mongoloids, although their children might be.

Someone is watching Comedy Central right now

SharkTrager:I swear he looked about like Chris Farley did just before he died. I'm still amazed he's alive.

I was talking with Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks at a restaurant in Fort Worth when Farley's name came up. Sam made a crack about Farley's coke habit and his heart exploding all over his corn flakes or something like that. I chuckled, because when in Rome... etc. I didn't know much about Farley other than he was some new guy on SNL.

Sam died the next year. I don't know if Farley's heart got all over his corn flakes or not. Sam was one of those people that when you get to know them, you miss after they die. Great guy.

However, Mongolian beef is usually quick to my end.

// I'll be here all week!

Rev. Skarekroe:Headline's kind of a stretch, if you ask me.

Yeah, I thought so too. At first I was like, is he referring to John Pinette?, thats way too obsecure.

\still kinda funny

DslainteC:They really need to lower their inflation. It has to become a clinical, systematic effort to get it down.

In other words, when it comes to inflation, the Mongoloids need a down syndrome.

I am so going to hell for laughing at that.

Then again, I probably am anyway, so what's it matter?

Mugato:God damn MongoRians!

There. I feel better.

[was the first thing i thought of to, too, two.
]

DslainteC:They really need to lower their inflation. It has to become a clinical, systematic effort to get it down.

In other words, when it comes to inflation, the Mongoloids need a down syndrome.

You just won this thread so hard it's mother popped in and said "Damn, son, you got farking OWNED."