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(News.com.au) Interesting No quick end to Mongolian beef. You go now. You been here four hour   (news.com.au) divider line 55
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DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 09:07:26 AM  
They really need to lower their inflation. It has to become a clinical, systematic effort to get it down.

In other words, when it comes to inflation, the Mongoloids need a down syndrome.

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 09:35:55 AM  
They're like a killer whale!

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 09:39:20 AM  
China != Mongolia. Just wanted to get your offensive racial stereotypes right.

/why you no eat vegetable?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 10:27:30 AM  
Goddamn Mongolians! I build this shiatty wall!

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 10:31:25 AM  
Wow, a John Pinette headline? Damn.

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 11:48:04 AM  
No buffet! Buffet not for you.

Son of a biatch.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:12:04 PM  
ThatGuyGreg:They're like a killer whale!

Two ticket to Fee Wiiweee...Feweee Wiweee...

 
Stupid Floppy Clownshoes 2008-07-06 12:21:43 PM  
Sign say all you can eat, not you can eat all!

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:21:45 PM  
dahmers love zombie:Two ticket to Fee Wiiweee...Feweee Wiweee...

Step out of line, please.

 
Chummer45 2008-07-06 12:22:30 PM  
OHR NOR! MONGORIANS!!

 
kc9fsh 2008-07-06 12:22:57 PM  
Mugato:Goddamn Mongolians! I build this shiatty wall!

I came in here to say something like that.

"God damn Mongolians! Everytime Chinese build wall, stupid Mongolians tear down"

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:23:03 PM  
Headline's kind of a stretch, if you ask me.

 
Wrecked'em 2008-07-06 12:25:58 PM  
+1

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:26:21 PM  
Back in the day, we used to call this sort of thing a Mongolian Cluster Fark.

 
darkeyes [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:27:06 PM  
I had Mongolian BBQ for lunch yesterday, was great!

/wrong subject?

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:27:42 PM  
www.z99.com

PROUD

HUNGRY

 
xcherrybonezx 2008-07-06 12:28:05 PM  
img.photobucket.com

/disapproves

 
novakkm 2008-07-06 12:30:27 PM  
How you eat so much? You pay now!

 
Nickelback 2008-07-06 12:30:36 PM  
Did anyone else get this "Other Stories" link in the sidebar?

Man beheads Hitler waxwork (pops)

/you know who else hated art?

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-07-06 12:34:43 PM  
Did someone say mongoloid?
i201.photobucket.com

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-06 12:45:19 PM  
Nickelback:Did anyone else get this "Other Stories" link in the sidebar?

Man beheads Hitler waxwork (pops)

/you know who else hated art?


there was a thread about it yesterday.

 
Deacon Blue 2008-07-06 12:47:58 PM  
Khaaaaaaaaan!!!

 
LinkMcIce 2008-07-06 12:48:18 PM  
Ooooh, you got a baishbaw...

 
PokeyMon 2008-07-06 12:49:46 PM  
What does Jimmy Buffet have to do with Mongolian beef?

 
ceejayoz 2008-07-06 01:03:22 PM  
McKeesport Beer Baron:Did someone say mongoloid?

Dude, the guy on the left is a vampire!

 
ElLoco 2008-07-06 01:04:57 PM  
We laundry now.

 
WFern 2008-07-06 01:16:35 PM  
I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

 
PeriRies 2008-07-06 01:17:13 PM  
Herro, wercome to shiatty Wok may I take-a order pree?

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-07-06 01:19:08 PM  
ceejayoz - Had that pic for years, been dying to use it for something...

 
Javelin22 2008-07-06 01:20:24 PM  
This not your home!

 
ElLoco 2008-07-06 01:23:02 PM  
WFern:I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

You eat like killa whale! My wife say you have enough! You been here four hour!! You go now!

- Louie Anderson

 
skinink 2008-07-06 01:23:44 PM  

You not come here! Illegal!


media.bladezone.com


 
hockey fool 2008-07-06 01:28:36 PM  
on the article on the side - doesn't it look like the Krylon huffer guy?

 
austin_millbarge 2008-07-06 01:28:36 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER:/why you no eat vegetable veggable?

FTFY

 
Hurricane Flippy 2008-07-06 01:31:15 PM  
ElLoco:WFern:I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

You eat like killa whale! My wife say you have enough! You been here four hour!! You go now!

- Louie Anderson

John Pinette "Show me the Buffet"

/FTFY

 
Hurricane Flippy 2008-07-06 01:33:32 PM  
John Pinette's "I'm Starvin" special is on Comedy Central TODAY at 1pm CDT!

 
ElLoco 2008-07-06 01:35:51 PM  
Hurricane Flippy:ohn Pinette "Show me the Buffet"

/FTFY


Seriously?

I could have sworn...
It's been a while.

 
ElLoco 2008-07-06 01:39:16 PM  
Hrm. So it is.

Chinese buffet (new window)

 
SharkTrager 2008-07-06 01:40:56 PM  
ElLoco:WFern:I'm an idiot, but I'll admit this: I frankly don't get the headline. This jokes pops up every now and then and all I can really muster is a blank stare.

You eat like killa whale! My wife say you have enough! You been here four hour!! You go now!

- Louie Anderson


I sat behind Louie on a flight from NYC to Dallas. In fact he was annoyed because I didn't rush to the gate like most people and he ended up not being the last person to board the plane. (I'd just as soon be the last person on a plane because I see no reason to extend the time I'm going to be stuck in a giant metal tube.)

I swear he looked about like Chris Farley did just before he died. I'm still amazed he's alive.

 
Hurricane Flippy 2008-07-06 01:49:11 PM  
John Pinette (new window)

John Pinette's best works.

 
Cinletharwi 2008-07-06 01:50:15 PM  
In defense if Dumbmitter, I've seen lots of Chinese Buffets that have sub-titles such as "Mongolian Grill - Sushi - Etc - Etc"

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 01:53:07 PM  
McKeesport Beer Baron:Did someone say mongoloid?

"Your brother's a chromosomal retard."

 
Impudent Domain 2008-07-06 01:56:39 PM  
McKeesport Beer Baron:Did someone say mongoloid?

those two people are not mongoloids, although their children might be.

 
oukewldave 2008-07-06 02:03:01 PM  
Someone is watching Comedy Central right now

 
ElLoco 2008-07-06 02:05:05 PM  
SharkTrager:I swear he looked about like Chris Farley did just before he died. I'm still amazed he's alive.

I was talking with Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks at a restaurant in Fort Worth when Farley's name came up. Sam made a crack about Farley's coke habit and his heart exploding all over his corn flakes or something like that. I chuckled, because when in Rome... etc. I didn't know much about Farley other than he was some new guy on SNL.

Sam died the next year. I don't know if Farley's heart got all over his corn flakes or not. Sam was one of those people that when you get to know them, you miss after they die. Great guy.

 
Knobbs 2008-07-06 02:07:47 PM  
However, Mongolian beef is usually quick to my end.

// I'll be here all week!

 
liverleef 2008-07-06 02:24:54 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe:Headline's kind of a stretch, if you ask me.

Yeah, I thought so too. At first I was like, is he referring to John Pinette?, thats way too obsecure.

\still kinda funny

 
misery faded 2008-07-06 02:35:18 PM  
DslainteC:They really need to lower their inflation. It has to become a clinical, systematic effort to get it down.

In other words, when it comes to inflation, the Mongoloids need a down syndrome.


I am so going to hell for laughing at that.

Then again, I probably am anyway, so what's it matter?

 
Richard Saunders 2008-07-06 03:05:59 PM  
Mugato:God damn MongoRians!

There. I feel better.

[was the first thing i thought of to, too, two.
]

 
LavenderWolf 2008-07-06 06:45:53 PM  
DslainteC:They really need to lower their inflation. It has to become a clinical, systematic effort to get it down.

In other words, when it comes to inflation, the Mongoloids need a down syndrome.


You just won this thread so hard it's mother popped in and said "Damn, son, you got farking OWNED."

 
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