If it was a girl quake the Chinese will drown it in a river.

Was it named "Rocky?"

/yea, I'm gonna pay for that one.

Deacon Blue:If it was a girl quake the Chinese will drown it in a riverquake lake.

FTFY.

Shaken baby syndrome?

No, no, subby, the panda's name was clearly "China quake". Of course, the "q" isn't capitalized, but that may be some weird hippy panda thing, kind of like kd lang or something.

submitter:Submitter wonders what the sex was of the baby quake

Meekychuppet wonders what language that is supposed to be.

Sideways vagina.

I think those are called aftershock.

Not news: Making fun of poorly worded headline. FARK: Making fun of a poorly worded headline with crazy grammar.

engrish

Submitter wonders what the sex was of the baby quake

Probably the same as it is now. Unless it was one of those wacky hermaphroditic babies, and the parents had to choose.



/ Knows what I'm talking about
// Not really

Then, the panda eats, shoots, and leaves...right?

Breakfast will never be the same.

When I read that headline, I wanted to put a bullet in the head of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.

dinosaursrock

Your picture is borderline NSFW.

No, I'm not complaining.

/doesn't believe that story about JLC

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Take as many as you need, TFA.

Kouvre:dinosaursrock

Your picture is borderline NSFW.

No, I'm not complaining.

/doesn't believe that story about JLC

Shameless pandaring.

Was the panda so moved it cried?

With a crack that big, it must be male, probably a plumber.

Kouvre:/doesn't believe that story about JLC

I don't know, man; her parents did give her a completely gender-neutral name. You know, so it'd work out no matter how the surgery went...

/not that she isn't a beautiful lady

Nobody'sPerfekt:Then, the panda eats, shoots, and leaves...right?

Great book.


/I too came in here to refer to it.

I usually quake after sex with a panda.
/Went there, I did.

Slow news day: Panda has an emotional moment after a quake gives birth.

/What was the reading on the Richter scale?

Non-submitter is astounded that pandas have sex that makes the ground shake like that.

if i had to guess, i'd say female.

This thread sucks. Just because you can make wordplay from a headline doesn't mean you should.