Well, sure. If that's the way you roll.

The guy dented his sword? What was it made out of, cardboard wrapped with tin foil?

Of Course. Win.

Oh please let a security video surface.

Just don't try to make a getaway in said wheelchair.

Unimpressed.

KeepBritainTidy:Unimpressed.

Notice how the crowd is almost nonexistent, and they all look bored/asleep.

KeepBritainTidy:Unimpressed.

Is that that Robot battle show, cool!

Did Chistopher Reeves come back from the dead?

Commander Lysdexic:They see me rollin', they hatin'....

I can't tell if that's one of those move-by-blowing apparatuses or a Tippman 98.

How do you:-

A) Get into a fight with a guy in a wheelchair.

B) Happen to be carrying a sword with you.

C) Get "stabbed" by Mr. Wheelchair guy with a "throwing" knife.

D) Dent your pansy-ass sword.

E) Allow Mr. Stabby McWheels to roll on past you and get away while you stand there looking woefully at your dented loser stick?

And your last name is "Cheeks".

You sir, are doing it way, way wrong.

There can be only one!

KeepBritainTidy:Unimpressed.

Got a kick out of your reply as I've w/c fenced.
/Not as easy as it looks

TFA:Cheeks was taken to Beaumont Army Medical Center for treatment...

...where I'm certian the medics on call had themselves a good snicker at the guy who got his ass stabbed by a guy in a wheelchair.

His license to work at "Medieval Times" has been revoked, and he's been summarily kicked out of the D&D club and the Katheryn Janeway fanclub.

3_Butt_Cheeks:...the Katheryn Janeway fanclub.

So he should be shown this, then:

That's because a person in a wheelchair with a long sword could damage the flooring. Think of the flooring!

Grady fled from the apartment in his wheelchair, Petry said, but was later found at the intersection of Hercules and Mercury.

The Gods do not bless your endeavors, spaghetti legs.

alternative headline:

Subby fails at using common saying, nobody in comments section notices or cares.


/NERRD RAAAAAGGGGEE

Alternative Headline: Violence mars El Paso Mensa chapter meeting.

/It's Texas, y'all!

FTA: Grady fled from the apartment in his wheelchair, Petry said, but was later found at the intersection of Hercules and Mercury.

Can I get a ruling from the irony committee on a wheelchair-bound guy fleeing and getting picked up at the intersection of Hercules and Mercury?

So, the guy with the sword, he um.... beat cheeks?
/sorry