It could've been worse.

It could've been Lou Bega's A Little Bit of Mambo.

Satan's mother? pfffft.

Poison CD? That's a stabbin'.

So if you play it, does it kill your drive?

How did he get her cell phone number, anyway?

"Hi, I'm a creepy-looking 51-year-old who just wants to chat. Nice kid you got there. By the way, can I get your number?"

tararose:How did he get her cell phone number, anyway?

"Hi, I'm a creepy-looking 51-year-old who just wants to chat. Nice kid you got there. By the way, can I get your number?"

Works every time. heh heh

Mom?

Oh, c'mon. Who amongst us hasn't done this at one time or another?

Look, if I admit to being Satan's kid, can I get some BOC and maybe Dire Straits?

morning_foil:I was once stung by Poison CD. Or was that a scorpion? All I remember was waking up an hour later with a size-too-small leather vest and really poofy hair, and the taste of vomit in my mouth.
Was this it?

Hey leave the man alone. He wasn't looking for NOTHING, BUT A GOOD TIME!

.it's got religion
.it's got 80s hair band
.it's got loony
.it's got living with mom @ 50+
.it's got stabbiness


.could be a good animated episode voiced-over performed by Adam West methinks

Could be worse, could have been Maroon5

cynicalbastard
Look, if I admit to being Satan's kid, can I get some BOC and maybe Dire Straits?

I got both on my iPod, but I think it's my possession of Electric Hellfire Club, Foetus, and Spahn Ranch cds that prove I am truly Satan's redheaded stepchild.

/coffee
//I needs it

cynicalbastard:Look, if I admit to being Satan's kid, can I get some BOC and maybe Dire Straits?

All you need of BOC is one of their 45 or so identical greatest hits albums and Imaginos.

FTA: Days after the rape, Phillips allegedly walked into the Riverside National Bank on U.S. 1 in Port St. Lucie, wearing a long, red wig and handed a teller a note demanding money, police said at the time. A teller handed some money over to him, police said, but several men in the bank tackled him on his way out.

Bank security photo:

It's easy to make fun of the guy, but what if Jesus told him these things and he's right?

also FTA: Phillips was arrested on bank robbery charges, and investigators linked him to the rape case days later while searching his home for evidence to use in the bank robbery trial.

The bank robbery charges later were dropped

Evidence? Why? They caught the guy red-handed. Maybe this is why the legal system takes so damn long...

Charges dropped? Heck no. If some guy came along, shiat on my car, then murdered a cop, I'd still want the guy to face charges for shiatting on my car.

That dude would enjoy Deadbolt

FTFA - The woman said she started to become frightened of Phillips after he told her he had been accused of a rape. After confirming that he was a sexual predator, the woman became "terrified," an arrest report states.

Kinda makes you wonder how that gets slipped into the conversation...

FTFA - Most of the women had no idea that Phillips, a former lawyer and a captain in the Marine Corps, was watching them.

Holy hell, that's a whole lot of scary right there! He's a stalker who knows his way around the law AND can kill you with his bare hands!

Every rose has its thorn.

It could have been worse. Bret Michaels could have shown up on her doorstep.

leftymcrighty:also FTA: Phillips was arrested on bank robbery charges, and investigators linked him to the rape case days later while searching his home for evidence to use in the bank robbery trial.

The bank robbery charges later were dropped

Evidence? Why? They caught the guy red-handed. Maybe this is why the legal system takes so damn long...

Charges dropped? Heck no. If some guy came along, shiat on my car, then murdered a cop, I'd still want the guy to face charges for shiatting on my car.

Fark the charges. I'd want him to clean the car.

skinink:rose has

Yes, and the "thorn" in this case is the silly little eccentricity of liking to wear other women's skin.

But I mean other than that he's probably a pretty good dude.

And for some reason my first time using the quote button failed completely. Trying again...


skinink:Every rose has its thorn.

Yes, and the "thorn" in this case is the silly little eccentricity of liking to wear other women's skin.

But I mean other than that he's probably a pretty good dude.

Well as long as she doesn't eat it, she should be fine.

"He leaves a Poison CD on her front doorstep"

I'm confused. Does "poison CD" mean it contains a toxic substance or... wait, let me rephrase that.

How do you poison a CD?

My thought is the "anti-Christ" is a group of Satan worshipers/Mainstream Religious zealots who are determined to seriously piss off Christ.

/Don't make him angry, you would NOT like him when he is angry.

Mad-n-FL:My thought is the "anti-Christ" is a group of Satan worshipers/Mainstream Religious zealots who are determined to seriously piss off Christ.
/Don't make him angry, you would NOT like him when he is angry.

Yeah, I'd hate for that pussy to turn his other cheek on me.

He probably just wanted to rock her like a hurricane.

Or shake her all night long.

/Was she thunderstruck?

The Scorpions had the worst album cover out there.
I won't even link to it.

At least it wasn't a RATT CD.

Ra_:The Scorpions had the worst album cover out there.
I won't even link to it.

But it was pedobear approved.

What a crappy article. It doesn't even say which Poison album it was.

semper fi

When I was 7 our upstairs neighbor in a shiatty apartment literally located next to a cemetery swore he was a Satanist. He wanted to go out with my mom but, as she was not completely batshiat insane, she declined. Of course she was (and is) pretty religious herself, but not in the goat sacrificing kind of way.

The guy actually burst in to a Bible study mom was holding and swore he was "the Devil".

/He did some other seriously farked up shiat too, but I'd rather not talk about that.

It didn't help that the baby's name was "SNARRRLLLAARRGGHHH!!!!!"

Which is a funny name for a baby, if you think about it.

At least it wasn't an ABBA album.

Charles Michael Phillips, 51, had been communicating with the Port St. Lucie woman over the Internet and for days had been barraging her with bizarre phone and e-mail messages and calling her, according to police.

Well, I'll bet that's the last time she replies to a craigslist personal reading, "Former Marine, 51, likes cuddling, long walks on beach, looking for special lady to stalk and terrorize."

Bel Biv DeVoe?