Bah, NZ tv is no stranger to nudity, these kids are use to it!

That god damn phone sex line or whatever it is advertisement will be stuck in my head for ever.. I have no idea what they are saying anyways, any kiwis wanna help me out? Its like

"(something) man (something) man, have you any dough? I heard you heard you had dough! Touch my heels and lick my toes, make me wanna take off my clothes"

It's so horrible.

Not quite as bad as the 8 months New Zealand was plagued by Rhianna coming out of every tough guys car.

marius2:
Not quite as bad as the 8 months New Zealand was plagued by Rhianna coming out of every tough guys car.


8 months? 2 years brother

/Sth Auckland here
//Botany is sth akl right?
///right?

AlphaQnz:
/Sth Auckland here
//Botany is sth akl right?

yeah, you're a total product of the streets

I am glad I don't listen to the radio or get reception at my franklin flat then, only so much ella ella ella aye aye aye for me.

/H-town represent.
/Straight up gangstah fo' sho


/This isnt a Michael Jackson video..

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

I hope they weren't planning on watching The Soup later.

Parents were outraged at the programming blunder, one father told 3 News his 8-year-old son's innocence has been ruined.

Someone needs their man card taken away.

I saw it. Was pretty graphic, but as the first guy mentioned, nudity it kinda normal here.

I came here about 5 years ago for uni and my first night this guy runs into the common room at the dorms and was shouting, "HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY BABY SPARROW."

We all turned to look at what was in his cupped hands, and he opened them up to reveal his contorted balls hanging out of his pants.

And that was pretty much normal.

/wanna see my baby sparrow?

the rugby turned to Desperate Black Wives 2.

The revenge!

In reel three, right after the courageous dog and the snooty cat who have celebrity voices eat out of a garbage can, there's the flash of Tyler's contribution...

An Auckland woman watched in disbelief as the rugby turned to Desperate Black Wives 2. She said it left little to the imagination.

so THATS what happened to Rugbyjock! i was starting to wonder where he went!

FTA

Parents were outraged at the programming blunder, one father told 3 News his 8-year-old son's innocence has been ruined.


Now that's what I call entertainment!

Penis?

desperate black wives 2? gotta check my netflix for that one....

shadow9:An Auckland woman watched in disbelief as the rugby turned to Desperate Black Wives 2. She said it left little to the imagination.

so THATS what happened to Rugbyjock! i was starting to wonder where he went!

Hahaha, I do miss having to check the name of the photoshopper before clicking the (NSFW) images.

The company did later release a statement admitting that at 2:58pm, three minutes and 50 seconds of 'inappropriate material' from one of Sky's adult channels went to air

I'm appalled. I'm shocked. This is outrageous!

Three minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

also, how many other people clicked "watch video" expecting to see the video clip??

/theres little censored bits of it!

//tee hee "little censored bits"...

A Whangarei 12-year-old was horrified, running around with her hands over her eyes saying "eww" and "gross".

She then went to her room and shucked the oyster. The end.

Danger Avoid Death:The company did later release a statement admitting that at 2:58pm, three minutes and 50 seconds of 'inappropriate material' from one of Sky's adult channels went to air

I'm appalled. I'm shocked. This is outrageous!

Three minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

I mean is that like...a standard?

What are they complaining about? You get ads for video games like this in prime time, targeted at kids no less.

http://www.youtube.com/v/v5M6ZMVzWs4

Bloody kids are spoilt these days. Pre-internet, you had a bare hint of a nipple and you used that damn image for a good year before you got any new material for the spank bank. Nowadays you can't even check your email without hardcore porn. It spoils the fun, methinks.

morning_foil:Oh and:

A Whangarei 12-year-old was horrified, running around with her hands over her eyes saying "eww" and "gross".

Don't worry honey, that will be you in a few years!

You think she'd see it coming, living in a place called "Whangerei". Sounds like Tony Sinclair's favorite hor derve hors dovary hors deourve snack.

Oh for goodness sake. It's only sex. Every child on the planet (pedents before you start, except those born through IVF) is here because mommy & daddy loved each other very much and mommy really wanted daddy's hot meat injection and daddy couldn't be farked finding the durex....

It's not like it's some horrific activity like someone getting shot (which you can see anytime on tv) or a druggie shooting up. We're talking about probably the most popular pastime on the planet!!

How is it when an 8 year old gets to see 3 minutes 50s of hardcore porn, parents are "shocked, appalled, my child's innocence is lost", but if it had been hardcore violence, the only people complaining would have been the rugby fans in case they missed a try???

If I had kids, I wouldn't really be bothered if they saw some hardcore black-wives action; chances are they'd have already seen/heard (definitely heard) mommy getting it good from daddy.

Now, if someone was showing gratuitous violence, with people getting murdered etc., that would bother me. A couple of minutes of some black chicks arse getting hit? Meh. Damn puritans need to lighten up on the sex, and start getting upset at the important shiat.
Oh, wait, I forgot. Murder's ok, since it could be an unbeliever getting rightfully killed for their sins against God. But sex is nasty, evil and dirty, something only unbelievers and heretics do.

Danger Avoid DeathThree minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

...just how long has it been since you were thirteen? Three minutes was long enough for two, and a nap in between!

Jebus Crisco:Danger Avoid Death:The company did later release a statement admitting that at 2:58pm, three minutes and 50 seconds of 'inappropriate material' from one of Sky's adult channels went to air

I'm appalled. I'm shocked. This is outrageous!

Three minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

I mean is that like...a standard?

In my case, more like a tradition.

Magnificent:I came here about 5 years ago for uni

Damn, you must really like sushi!

It took them almost 4 minutes before anyone caught it at the station? Bad time for a bathroom break...

arrjaygee:Danger Avoid DeathThree minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

...just how long has it been since you were thirteen? Three minutes was long enough for two, and a nap in between!

Does the Carter administration mean anything to you?

/Lawn, off, etc.

morning_foil:Oh and:

A Whangarei 12-year-old was horrified, running around with her hands over her eyes saying "eww" and "gross".

Don't worry honey, that will be you in a few years!

Wait maybe Whangarei doesn't carry the same teen pregnancy rate as the rest of New Zealand!

Maybe?

Naw probably not, enjoy the kid next year sweetie!

Gotta love saturdays, try walking through town having to go around all the kids in groups pushing their kids in groups.

Danger Avoid Death:
The company did later release a statement admitting that at 2:58pm, three minutes and 50 seconds of 'inappropriate material' from one of Sky's adult channels went to air

I'm appalled. I'm shocked. This is outrageous!

Three minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

Speak for yourself there slowpoke.

Who are you trying to impress anyways?

It was great the news kept on about how it had ruined some 12 year olds life and then showed clips with the guys wang blurred out while having whipped cream 'applied'.
Hamilton FTW

rathoth:Danger Avoid Death:
The company did later release a statement admitting that at 2:58pm, three minutes and 50 seconds of 'inappropriate material' from one of Sky's adult channels went to air

I'm appalled. I'm shocked. This is outrageous!

Three minutes and 50 seconds isn't even enough time to rub one out.

Speak for yourself there slowpoke.

Who are you trying to impress anyways?

Did middle age become something impressive when I wasn't looking? Damn, why am I always the last to know.

NZ Porn? So.... what? They showed a farm special on sheep or something?

/ba-dum-dum
//old, tired joke
///we'll stop making them when you stop rooting them

In New Zealand? Aw yeah... It's business time.

As a Master Control Operator, I'm getting a kick out of these...**SNZNNNNXXXXKT... "oh yeah, oh yeah, daddy! Give it to me!! Yea-BZZZZTSHSHSHSHSHSSSHHHHH.... replies..

/

The attached vid is priceless, they make it sound like a hard-hitting expose on pedophilia.

/..only funny.

rhoadsman:As a Master Control Operator, I'm getting a kick out of these...**SNZNNNNXXXXKT... "oh yeah, oh yeah, daddy! Give it to me!! Yea-BZZZZTSHSHSHSHSHSSSHHHHH.... replies..

same, and trying to figure out how the hell it could happen, they are blaming on a distribution errorim thinking that its more likely that the op punched up the porn ........ to watch himself and accidentally sent it out on air, or someone that was about to quit had a little fun with avid.

Latch:///we'll stop making them when you stop rooting them

We'll stop rooting them when you stop buying them (after we've rooted them).

DrBenway:It took them almost 4 minutes before anyone caught it at the station? Bad time for a bathroom break...

Or good, depending on your point of view.

I'd rather watch Albi the racist dragon...
part 6.

the worst part is you have to fast forward through 2 hours of rugby just to get 3 minutes on the DVR. DVRs suck at FF

Desperate Black Wives 2

It'll be fair dinkum down under when the Bushmen return from their Outback walkabout

Nothing But Net:Desperate Black Wives 2

It'll be fair dinkum down under when the Bushmen return from their Outback walkabout

What's this got to do with the President's staff going out for steak?

What's this got to do with the President's staff going out for steak?

People were upset about the kind of meat they saw on their TV.

Desperate Black Wives 2

Is that American pron? or Brittish..

The stars are African Americans from London.

TFA: Prime said the problem was caused by a distribution fault and that the company had taken steps to ensure it did not happen again.
In other words, somebody's going back to their restaurant job.

Scrum shot.

Magnificent:I saw it. Was pretty graphic, but as the first guy mentioned, nudity it kinda normal here.

I came here about 5 years ago for uni and my first night this guy runs into the common room at the dorms and was shouting, "HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY BABY SPARROW."

We all turned to look at what was in his cupped hands, and he opened them up to reveal his contorted balls hanging out of his pants.

And that was pretty much normal.

/wanna see my baby sparrow?



"The goat! The goat, you bastard!"

That's very rock n' roll of you