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(Some Guy) Amusing "The suspect in the case, said his relatives knocked out some of his teeth when he was being subdued. But family members said the man was already missing teeth."   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 18
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Bunnyhat 2008-07-06 02:19:01 AM  
Ah, family reunions!

 
Bursting Hymen 2008-07-06 02:38:02 AM  
Aw hell ma damn teefuses!

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-07-06 02:39:02 AM  
Shoot, I was sure this was gonna be a West Virginia story.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 02:39:03 AM  
Well, maybe he was missing SOME teeth, and the relatives knocked out the ones that were left?...

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-06 02:45:17 AM  
"A Fourth of July family reunion turned ugly Friday ..."

The guy was from Puyallup. It probably started out ugly.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 02:55:48 AM  
Wow, like Thanksgiving in E Texas

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-06 03:15:17 AM  
FTFA: And, just to make the point that some traditions at English pubs may never change, a blackboard has been erected in the Kings Head, stating, "Swearing Now Allowed."

Drew, take note.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-06 03:19:36 AM  
Danger Avoid Death:FTFA: And, just to make the point that some traditions at English pubs may never change, a blackboard has been erected in the Kings Head, stating, "Swearing Now Allowed."

Drew, take note.

And the note to take is: "Danger is an idiot who posted in the wrong thread."

 
Flame Retardant 2008-07-06 03:21:46 AM  
I am shocked that it didn't happen in Farkansas!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-06 03:33:36 AM  
Flame Retardant:I am shocked that it didn't happen in Farkansas!

It's not news in Farkansas. In Farkansas it's called "Saturday".

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 04:18:32 AM  
Danger Avoid Death:"A Fourth of July family reunion turned ugly Friday ..."

The guy was from Puyallup. It probably started out ugly.


The guy was from Puyallup. He probably went to the family reunion just to try to meet chicks.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-06 04:28:59 AM  
FloydA:Danger Avoid Death:"A Fourth of July family reunion turned ugly Friday ..."

The guy was from Puyallup. It probably started out ugly.


The guy was from Puyallup. He probably went to the family reunion just to try to meet chicks.

Don't knock it. Some of my second cousins are teh hawt.

/never went there.
//just sayin'.

 
I Like Llamas 2008-07-06 05:20:48 AM  
FloydA:Danger Avoid Death:"A Fourth of July family reunion turned ugly Friday ..."

The guy was from Puyallup. It probably started out ugly.


The guy was from Puyallup. He probably went to the family reunion just to try to meet chicks.

I came here to say that. And that.

 
BusHiatler 2008-07-06 05:26:28 AM  
that one unneeded comma made it necessary to read the headline about 4 times to understand it. bad subby.

 
spawn73 2008-07-06 05:34:11 AM  
But he then returned two hours later in a limousine

The aristocrats.

 
dofus 2008-07-06 06:34:47 AM  
That headline needs to be taken outside and shot

 
thelordofcheese 2008-07-06 09:42:38 AM  
Let me buy your friendship.

 
xennex 2008-07-06 09:47:10 AM  
Subby: Your quote fragment does not make any sense. Remove the comma.

 
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