Has never sung in her life

Chosen actress must also fast for 3 months, and have an relentless urge to look pissed.

ZING!!

She's quite scary most of the time, but I love this pic of her.

They could use her Madame Tussauds statue, but it's way more real-looking than her.

wax

human being

Above everything else, I just can't get past her nose and her perpetually opened mouth.

It's like a beacon for both piggyness and retardation.

Victoria Beckham as seen in the movie, Penelope:

seminole87:I like how her nipples stick out in pretty much every photo.


Those aren't nipples. They are valves.

So she's going to be played by a skeleton marionette, and he'll be played by whoever can dance on a perpetually broken ankle?

Kill it with fire.

Anyone obsessed with this couple should be shot on sight. Anyone who sees the musical should have their entire family shot in front of them before they take a bullet.

auditions for leading lady stipulate no singing ability required

and be willing to have grapefruit implanted on her chest...

The part of Victoria will be played by a smoker's lung.

GungFu:Above everything else, I just can't get past her nose and her perpetually opened mouth.

It's like a beacon for both piggyness and retardation.

Victoria Beckham as seen in the movie, Penelope:

Well, I'm not the only one who think she looks like a pig!

Sixteen comments & link farked already?

/golf claps all round

Not that I should expect anyone to out themselves for knowing, nor should I really want to know this but ... did she ever sing lead on anything while she was with the Spice Girls?