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(Now Magazine) Interesting David and Victoria Beckham's life story to be turned into a musical - auditions for leading lady stipulate no singing ability required   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 16
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burber 2008-07-05 08:50:09 PM  
Has never sung in her life

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FuzzyNoNoseChimp [TotalFark] 2008-07-05 08:51:04 PM  
Chosen actress must also fast for 3 months, and have an relentless urge to look pissed.

 
Gsm136 [TotalFark] 2008-07-05 08:52:25 PM  
ZING!!

 
srtpointman 2008-07-05 09:13:52 PM  
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strangeguitar 2008-07-05 09:20:46 PM  
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She's quite scary most of the time, but I love this pic of her.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-07-05 09:27:49 PM  
They could use her Madame Tussauds statue, but it's way more real-looking than her.
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human being

 
GungFu 2008-07-05 09:32:08 PM  
Above everything else, I just can't get past her nose and her perpetually opened mouth.

It's like a beacon for both piggyness and retardation.

Victoria Beckham as seen in the movie, Penelope:
www.iwatchstuff.com

 
GungFu 2008-07-05 09:44:17 PM  
seminole87:I like how her nipples stick out in pretty much every photo.


Those aren't nipples. They are valves.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-07-06 02:13:15 AM  
So she's going to be played by a skeleton marionette, and he'll be played by whoever can dance on a perpetually broken ankle?

 
Commander Lysdexic 2008-07-06 03:59:00 AM  
Kill it with fire.

 
Zombie Eater 2008-07-06 05:21:20 AM  
Anyone obsessed with this couple should be shot on sight. Anyone who sees the musical should have their entire family shot in front of them before they take a bullet.

 
crzytxn 2008-07-06 05:57:36 AM  
auditions for leading lady stipulate no singing ability required

and be willing to have grapefruit implanted on her chest...

 
Brown Sauce 2008-07-06 10:51:23 AM  
The part of Victoria will be played by a smoker's lung.

 
Farkin'round 2008-07-06 09:43:45 PM  
GungFu:Above everything else, I just can't get past her nose and her perpetually opened mouth.

It's like a beacon for both piggyness and retardation.

Victoria Beckham as seen in the movie, Penelope:


Well, I'm not the only one who think she looks like a pig!

 
tafka 2008-07-07 12:50:38 PM  
Sixteen comments & link farked already?

/golf claps all round

 
Infernal Wedgie 2008-07-07 06:04:44 PM  
Not that I should expect anyone to out themselves for knowing, nor should I really want to know this but ... did she ever sing lead on anything while she was with the Spice Girls?

 
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