stepford.

choice:

1. a woman lawyer
2. a rich heiress who owns a huge beer distributorship

the choice is obvious

albo:choice:

1. a woman lawyer
2. a rich heiress who owns a huge beer distributorship

the choice is obvious

Well..since you put it that way.

Allow me to be a sexist pig for a moment:

Which one would be more fun in bed?
Which one would swallow?
Which one would be "open" to alternatives?
Which one would love jungle-farking like an animal?

The choice should be clear, my friends.

umm, i'd sooner take Michelle Obama thank you.

kaminariko:Allow me to be a sexist pig for a moment:

Which one would be more fun in bed?
Which one would swallow?
Which one would be "open" to alternatives?
Which one would love jungle-farking like an animal?

The choice should be clear, my friends.

Dude, it's a giant BEER distributorship.

What a dumb, dumb, dumb article. I actually had to read it twice in the hope that it was some particularly clever bit of satire, or social commentary that I just was not smart enough to appreciate.

It wasn't. It is every bit as empty headed as it appears on the first reading.

To the author: if you want "drama" go watch a soap opera and STFU about real life. You may not actually be retarded, but have yet to provide any evidence to the contrary.

Three Words:

Former. Rodeo. Queen.

I for one, would like to try to stay on for the full 8 seconds!

Yee Haw!

Nancy Reagan wannabee...meh.

Not only is she married to a Cylon, but she tried to make clothes from puppies, TWICE.

GaryPDX:Dude, it's a giant BEER distributorship.

Each man has his own priorities, amigo.

Cindy Derangement Syndrome, already?

I have nothing against Cindy McCain. Sure, she's a wealthy beer heiress, but I don't mind that*. I'm used to the fact that politicians and politicians wives have a lot more money than I do.

But the woman who wrote this article clearly needs to just move on over Stateside if she thinks Cindy's just that fascinating. Personality-wise, she's all but a card-cut-out stereotype of a well off Southern/Southwestern woman. She'd love it here in Texas, where this type's a dime a dozen. (Which I'm not complaining about. I grew up in the South, I'd rather have polite over sincere any day of the week.) If the gushing in this article's any indication, the author'd be positively orgasmic at a Texas garden party.



/* I do admittedly mind the weird branding of the McCains as Everyman/woman despite that wealth.

This thread needs more Meghan McCain.



/sooooo hotlinked

ThisIsNotSubtle:(Which I'm not complaining about. I grew up in the South, I'd rather have polite over sincere any day of the week.)

Well, bless your heart!

eddie van heinous:This thread needs more Meghan McCain.



/sooooo hotlinked

Yeah, I'll take her over either of them. And, no, I don't care if she gets any of Cindy's money.

TheOther:ThisIsNotSubtle:(Which I'm not complaining about. I grew up in the South, I'd rather have polite over sincere any day of the week.)

Well, bless your heart!

*snicker* Yes, I do realize this makes me an idiot. But one of the things I have done/will mostly likely do again for a living is work sound and lighting for various social events. These old-school types, for lack of a better term, generally phrase things as a request, listen to and occasionally accept my suggestions, and don't behave as if I'm some sort of trained circus act because I'm a woman who does what I do. Hell, half of them even remember my name. No doubt they consider me a disgusting menial workerling or whatever, but they treat me with a certain amount of respect and dignity. Superficial? Sure. But in some things the seeming will serve.

GaryPDX:Dude, it's a giant BEER distributorship.

I thought it was Budweiser?

/Beer snob.

FTA:

"In 1992, after Cindy McCain teased her husband about his thinning hair, McCain snapped at her, in front of the reporters and two staffers: 'At least I don't plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you c***.' "

Nothing more to say.

Michelle Obama sort of looks like the mother of Batchild....





see?


/Obama '08

I'd hit Meghan McCain like a major league all star. I'd hit Cindy McCain with a bat. But I'd hit Michelle Obama two times.

eddie van heinous:Meghan McCain.

Is she his black daughter? Wow!

eddie van heinous:This thread needs more Meghan McCain.



/sooooo hotlinked

I want those breast to be like her father and freed from captivity.

flavor of the month:no thanks.

exactly. too much plastic surgery for my tastes.

But they're both great tennis players!

/Damn, I'm in the wrong thread again.

albo:1. a woman lawyer
2. a rich heiress who owns a huge beer distributorship

1. A woman lawyer who insults her country
2. A very successful woman who has successfully increased the profits of her company and done a lot of charity work.

But you're right, the choice is clear.

The Onanist:GaryPDX:Dude, it's a giant BEER distributorship.

I thought it was Budweiser?

/Beer snob.

zing!

randomjsa:
1. A woman lawyer who insults her country
2. A very successful woman who has successfully increased the profits of her company and done a lot of charity work..


Anheuser-Busch isn't an insult to the county?

If John McCain says his wife is a trollopy coont, then I believe him.

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you coont." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.



Remember this face. I believe this was taken during a primary debate.

I'd make Michelle Obama proud of her country.

Oh yeah. More than once, too.

Oh yeah.

cindy mccain is a gmilf

randomjsa:albo:1. a woman lawyer
2. a rich heiress who owns a huge beer distributorship

1. A woman lawyer who insults her country
2. A very successful woman who has successfully increased the profits of her company and done a lot of charity work.

But you're right, the choice is clear.

Is there no depth of shallowness that you can't reach?
God, life must be so incredibly bitter and spiteful for you.
You have my pity but we all get from life what we deserve.

We are screwed. A possible Fembot first lady and a president that screams "pancakes".

/GoBama!

albo:choice:

1. a woman lawyer
2. a rich heiress who owns a huge beer distributorship

the choice is obvious

I can hardly wait for Mrs Obama to follow Hillary's other footsteps into her own political career.

I don't dislike Michelle Obama. It is cool she is smart and outspoken. She has stron gopinions, so people won't be too neutral. She just seems annoying...and like she over-enunciates every word.

I have no idea about Cindy McCain..she seeme silent.

The artice makes this seem like a Slate.com waste of time.

To me they're each a different hot and I'm shallow enough to appreciate both kinds. Cindy's the pert part-time waitress while you're working the fryer hot and Michelle is an Africanized Ripley from Alien hot.

Falcc:I'd hit Meghan McCain like a major league all star.

So, what, .300? I'm sorry, 30% is not an acceptable ratio.

adiabat:I for one, would like to try to stay on for the full 8 seconds!

Ron White called, he wants his unfunny jokes back

eddie van heinous:This thread needs more Meghan McCain.



/sooooo hotlinked


THIS

kaminariko:GaryPDX:Dude, it's a giant BEER distributorship.

Each man has his own priorities, amigo.

Dude, BEER. What part do you not understand? Is it the BE or the ER? The money out the arse is really just a bonus.

randomjsa:2. A very successful woman who has successfully increased the profits of her company and done a lot of charity work.

"Cindy McCain ... was addicted to Percocet and Vicodin. Worse, she had stolen pills from the American Voluntary Medical Team, a relief organization that she ..."

Source: www.rightpundits.com
/Damned liberal media!

What the hell happened to the consensus that Elizabeth Kucinich was going to be the First Lady regardless? Did no one tell the candidates?

kaminariko:Allow me to be a sexist pig for a moment:

Which one would be more fun in bed?
Which one would swallow?
Which one would be "open" to alternatives?
Which one would love jungle-farking like an animal?

The choice should be clear, my friends.


You have the BALLS to mention Jungle in the same page as Michelle Obama? Hope you enjoy the next Klan rally, racist.

/end sarcasm

generaltimmy:gopinions,

I like that word and am going to steal it.

We only accept gopinions about Barack here at Gobama!

And you know Cindy can take a punch like an Irish woman.
That's worth at least +1.

Having a hot wife is the key issue?

Kelsey Grammer for President!

Well, as a gay guy, the choice is so much tougher. McCain obviously knows more about clothes, shopping, and spending vast amounts of money on herself and her friends, but Obama seems like she'd be a cool er . . . gay man's friend.

I'd probably go with Michelle. I'd like someone that wouldn't be afraid to go out in the evening and dance.

Well one of the "charms" of Jackie O was that she was absolutely clueless about the Politics her husband was embroiled in. Personally I think that was the biggest problem with Hillary; she became too political as a First Lady and now we tend to vette them more.

It used to be that "wives" were off the table before the "wives" started making a point that they would be involved in Policy Decisions. We're electing the president, we just get stuck with the spouse.

I got nothing against a good strong woman, heck I loves em, but not what I want in my First Lady.

/Get back to changing the color of the drapes and STFU.