It's a whole lots easier to use the normal mail.

That's it. The war on drugs is over. Mission accomplished.

That'll kill yer buzz...

Did anyone bring the brownies?

Officer, somebody accidently mailed me 180 pounds of weed!

What is the max weight on one Fedex package?

1.2k per pound. that is more like it.
this must be the first time a cop gave an accurate street value.

Cue the potheads and burnouts.

But he's always on time!

What jackarse opens mail delivered to them on accident? It clearly didn't have their name or address on it. Honestly...

Mitch Hedberg is smiling from heaven.

Fed-Ex leaves my stuff on my front door step. As far as I know, someone stole that box that was delivered to the wrong address... but if you don't believe me, there are all the cases of cheetos you can sift through to make sure it wasn't misplaced in that mess.

"I love the FedEx driver because he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it..." -- Mitch Hedberg

$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

thesubliminalman:What is the max weight on one Fedex package?

150lbs is max weight for Express or Ground.

That's only a 33% fail rate. That's as good as Microsoft.

lokidecat:$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

It was supposed to go to Tommy Chong but George Carlin signed for it using the name Bill Cosby. George's dog got the box of "Hooked on Phonics Espanol" tapes.

Tommy Chong going around the apartment building with a TV guide saying "You seen this dude, man? He's got my stuff." was hilarious.

Great episode.

SarcasticBard:"I love the FedEx driver because he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it..." -- Mitch Hedberg

Came here for this

Aw man.

I just read the best/worst part... Subby clearly overlooked where the shipment originated.

I'd have kept it if it were sent to me but not for the reasons you think. I've got a bit of a nice stockpile of drygoods, bulk foods, canned foods, etc. just in case of a natural disaster or whatever. Having 200 pounds of weed available for barter would be more valuable than gold. Also for pain management.

Obviously the guy at the wrong address is not prepared in case of emergency.

Well looks like someone's getting a good time today.

WHY NOT MEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oakland A's FTW!:Cue the potheads and burnouts.

Nah. Now they're all busy trying to find a new supplier. Well, after the twinkie and nap at least.

FTA: ... four boxes containing 200 pounds of marijuana were mistakenly delivered to a northeast Baltimore resident. The resident opened one of the boxes and discovered the shrink-wrapped weed.

What a nice person, just opening something that was mistakenly delivered rather than just informing FedEx of their goof. I bet if it was something worth having and not illegal, they would have just kept it.

Third Day Mark:lokidecat:$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

No frakkin way. I mean, it's usually "Sour D" or whatever the latest designer pot is, but the cheapest I can get is like $240/oz

/NYC
//higher demand, higher prices?

fuffer:Oakland A's FTW!:Cue the potheads and burnouts.

Nah. Now they're all busy trying to find a new supplier. Well, after the twinkie and nap at least.

yeah mines being delivered this evening =)

mjk42:Third Day Mark:lokidecat:$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

No frakkin way. I mean, it's usually "Sour D" or whatever the latest designer pot is, but the cheapest I can get is like $240/oz

/NYC
//higher demand, higher prices?

BS

If it's me, I'm not doing shiat until I find out whether or not the FedEx tracking number says it was delivered to my address or not. If it's not my address or anywhere close, I put that shiat on the streets and make my profit. If it's my address, I leave that shiat on my front porch every night until its rightful owners come and get it on their own.

fark the police, I'm staying alive.

MetalGator:SarcasticBard:"I love the FedEx driver because he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it..." -- Mitch Hedberg

Came here for this

Ignorance is no excuse for illegal activities.

What officer? It is when you aren't doing something fun? My bad.

i get a qp for less than 200, so they're getting rrrrrrrriiiiiippppppeeeedddddddddddddd

/fark bodymore
//murderland

WhotheWhatNow:mjk42:Third Day Mark:lokidecat:$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

No frakkin way. I mean, it's usually "Sour D" or whatever the latest designer pot is, but the cheapest I can get is like $240/oz

/NYC
//higher demand, higher prices?

BS

Call BS all you want. 50 bucks per O. Like I said, its shwag. Not Mids, not Dro. While you're calling BS, i'll ash my blunt and grin a little.

/
//"We have some late breaking news this evening, illegal drugs which cannot be regulated price wise, may be cheaper in rural counties because the suppliers are too lazy to worry about profit margins. Only the next sale."

WhotheWhatNow:fuffer:Oakland A's FTW!:Cue the potheads and burnouts.

Nah. Now they're all busy trying to find a new supplier. Well, after the twinkie and nap at least.

yeah mines being delivered this evening =)

On another note, When I was going to school in Utah, I had a really difficult time finding any good bud, ( this was in the late 90's) so I'd have my girlfriend mail it from my native California. Via Fed-Ex. Granted it was only an 8th to a quarter at a time, but man those Utahans that I'd blaze it with were flat on their asses after smoking that norcal gange. They'd never seen anything like it.

I open packages accidently mailed to me, it's like Christmas,

I also get my seedy non-dirt shawg for $50 an "O". About $10-20/gram for the designer bud.

/lives in Texas
//proud shwag smoker
//Thanks Mexican Cartels!

Oakland A's FTW!:WhotheWhatNow:fuffer:Oakland A's FTW!:Cue the potheads and burnouts.

Nah. Now they're all busy trying to find a new supplier. Well, after the twinkie and nap at least.

yeah mines being delivered this evening =)

On another note, When I was going to school in Utah, I had a really difficult time finding any good bud, ( this was in the late 90's) so I'd have my girlfriend mail it from my native California. Via Fed-Ex. Granted it was only an 8th to a quarter at a time, but man those Utahans that I'd blaze it with were flat on their asses after smoking that norcal gange. They'd never seen anything like it.

nice, i just use a private courier.

vrod2028:I also get my seedy non-dirt shawg for $50 an "O". About $10-20/gram for the designer bud.

/lives in Texas
//proud shwag smoker
//Thanks Mexican Cartels!

I haven't smoked that crap since about 1996. Evidently that stuff is economy proof, because it cost exactly the same back then.

WhotheWhatNow:mjk42:Third Day Mark:lokidecat:$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

No frakkin way. I mean, it's usually "Sour D" or whatever the latest designer pot is, but the cheapest I can get is like $240/oz

/NYC
//higher demand, higher prices?

BS

BS nothing... Welcome to Texas, where crappy pot is cheap.

folks don't seem to understand that pot prices vary by region. Moved from ct to Florida and found that I could get an ounce and a half for 100$. But its nowhere near as good as the average stuff from back home that went for 250$ an ounce

Police tell The (Baltimore) Sun that they were tipped off

Why not just link to the original article? (new window)

FTFA: The resident, who was not identified by police, was expecting FedEx packages, but not ones filled with marijuana

Okay, I guess that makes sense. *Narrator's Voice* We secretly switched this resident's coffee with marijuana. Let's see if he notices.

Florida tag?

$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

No frakkin way. I mean, it's usually "Sour D" or whatever the latest designer pot is, but the cheapest I can get is like $240/oz

/NYC
//higher demand, higher prices?

The further south you go, the cheaper it gets (hydro is the exception). I generally pick up 1/4lb. for about $100-120 & sit on it for a few months. It's schwag, but it's pretty good schwag. I usually don't finish a joint by myself, and it's not too seedy. Also, there's usually about 1/2oz extra in there (bag not included - those big freezer bags take up quite a bit of weight).

/Houston - the first stop after Mexico

Blaud:lks don't seem to understand that pot prices vary by region.

What?!? The government should put some kind of price controls on pot so that we all pay the same prices. It's not fair that some people pay more for pot than others. Supply and demand be damned.

testsicles:Blaud:lks don't seem to understand that pot prices vary by region.

What?!? The government should put some kind of price controls on pot so that we all pay the same prices. It's not fair that some people pay more for pot than others. Supply and demand be damned.

sarcasm or not, THIS

WhotheWhatNow:testsicles:Blaud:lks don't seem to understand that pot prices vary by region.

What?!? The government should put some kind of price controls on pot so that we all pay the same prices. It's not fair that some people pay more for pot than others. Supply and demand be damned.

sarcasm or not, THIS
Seconded.

Third Day Mark:As long as its not 'Dro or Mids, thats pretty reasonable. I can get shwag (Not dirt, but nothing to write home about) for $50-per-ounce. Regular stuff goes for anywhere from $100-$150 an ounce.

Things have certainly change since the 1985 East Coast Toke Team ®

lokidecat:$1200 per pound?
$75 per ounce?
$9.38 per eighth?

Where is it that cheap? I'd think it's closer to $5,000/lb USD

Buy in bulk. That would be average for that far north.

But then I'm into booze.

I would've kept that shiat.

Oakland A's FTW!:Cue the potheads and burnouts.

huh?

ragnarqk:WhotheWhatNow:testsicles:Blaud:lks don't seem to understand that pot prices vary by region.

What?!? The government should put some kind of price controls on pot so that we all pay the same prices. It's not fair that some people pay more for pot than others. Supply and demand be damned.

sarcasm or not, THIS
Seconded.

Thirdled.

Isn't it a federal offense to open up another's mail? I wonder if that guy can use that in court