"Talentless douchebags enjoy perks of marrying hot, popular women with more money than them. Full story at 11."

He's hilarious

EminenceFront:He's hilarious

You know what? You're acting like a little biatch!

EminenceFront:He's hilarious

Are you serious?

FTFA:"Big ups, to all my haters."

Who the f*ck talks like that?

EminenceFront:He's hilarious

Man, fark you son! I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's funny isn't it?

"I'd hit it"

Broke? Who dat? I wish I was that broke and who dat. The kid worked hard and made a name for himself, earned a pile of cash after doing multiple television shows, an album and a couple of movies. Then he married a hot woman who already had more money than most guys, celebrities or whatever, could ever dream of earning. Yeah, I wish I was that broke or who dat. Oh yeah, he also bought low on Kim Kardishian, then shorted for max profit. If that's talentless and broke, sign me up.

FuzzyNoNoseChimp:FTFA:"Big ups, to all my haters."

Who the f*ck talks like that?

Illiterate douchebags and


Wut chew u be trippin fo foo, u betta jus go axe sombody its all bout keepin it real fo sho. U just ain't not be knowin wut it all bout. talkin wit proper english is jus whack, we ain't not be needin no fancy book learnins , readin an wri'in is for fags.

Kali-Yuga:FuzzyNoNoseChimp:FTFA:"Big ups, to all my haters."

Who the f*ck talks like that?

Illiterate douchebags and


Wut chew u be trippin fo foo, u betta jus go axe sombody its all bout keepin it real fo sho. U just ain't not be knowin wut it all bout. talkin wit proper english is jus whack, we ain't not be needin no fancy book learnins , readin an wri'in is for fags.

You're trying way too hard.

EminenceFront:He's hilarious

Why don't you go tell your mother? I'M CUSSING IN THE HOUSE, SHIAT.

Ravens357:You're trying way too hard.

Sorry, I'll have to admit, I'm not too well versed in speaking that way. I just imagined how I'd speak if my IQ was about 50 points lower ,and I had dropped out of school sometime around the third grade.

Kali-Yuga:Ravens357:You're trying way too hard.

Sorry, I'll have to admit, I'm not too well versed in speaking that way. I just imagined how I'd speak if my IQ was about 50 points lower ,and I had dropped out of school sometime around the third grade.

Or maybe you've never met someone who wasn't raised in the suburbs and you have no real idea of how those "crazy colored folk" actually talk outside of that one time you saw that Jerry Springer episode about Pimps and the women that love them

Tony Stark: that Jerry Springer episode about Pimps and the women that love them
Have we come full circle?

Damn, I think all the Chapelle's Show quotes are taken already.

Tony Stark:Kali-Yuga:Ravens357:You're trying way too hard.

Sorry, I'll have to admit, I'm not too well versed in speaking that way. I just imagined how I'd speak if my IQ was about 50 points lower ,and I had dropped out of school sometime around the third grade.

Or maybe you've never met someone who wasn't raised in the suburbs and you have no real idea of how those "crazy colored folk" actually talk outside of that one time you saw that Jerry Springer episode about Pimps and the women that love them

Because those "crazy colored folk" all live in the big scary cities, right?

DeathByGeekSquad:Tony Stark:Kali-Yuga:Ravens357:You're trying way too hard.

Sorry, I'll have to admit, I'm not too well versed in speaking that way. I just imagined how I'd speak if my IQ was about 50 points lower ,and I had dropped out of school sometime around the third grade.

Or maybe you've never met someone who wasn't raised in the suburbs and you have no real idea of how those "crazy colored folk" actually talk outside of that one time you saw that Jerry Springer episode about Pimps and the women that love them

Because those "crazy colored folk" all live in the big scary cities, right?

nah not at all. As a crazy colored person myself, I grew up in Camden, NJ which isn't really an urban mecca unless you count a really shiatty aquarium as a major urban development. My point is, that its people from places like where I grew up that douchebags like to point to when they rant about the inherent foolishness of black culture.

In most cases it's more classism than outright racial prejudice, but its stupid nonetheless when the only real exposure you have to the culture is through what you see in TV and movies.

Kali-Yuga:Ravens357:You're trying way too hard.

Sorry, I'll have to admit, I'm not too well versed in speaking that way. I just imagined how I'd speak if my IQ was about 50 points lower ,and I had dropped out of school sometime around the third grade.

Maybe then you could run for President.

Hibno:Damn, I think all the Chapelle's Show quotes are taken already.

Who the fark's Nick Cannon?