The Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts was called upon to decide whether it was a crime for a guy to wear a thong. The answer was yes.

That whole created in the image of God thing turned out to be a myth, then?

i see what you did there in the headline

At first I was like what the hell is up with that headline. Then I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes....

ZAZ:The Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts was called upon to decide whether it was a crime for a guy to wear a thong. The answer was yes.

You can't run around showing your masshole to all and sundry.

The photo they used is amusing.

If you don't like Speedos don't go to Hollywood beach in January. All the fat, old and tanned French Canadians wear them there. I don't think they know Speedos are uncool in Quebec.
Locals hate them but the French Canadians call it their winter home.

/I'm from Quebec and don't like Speedos (aka. banana hammocks)
//Love florida

medazinol:If you don't like Speedos don't go to Hollywood beach in January. All the fat, old and tanned French Canadians wear them there. I don't think they know Speedos are uncool in Queeebec.
Locals hate them but the French Canadians call it their winter home.

/I'm from Quebec and don't like Speedos (aka. banana hammocks)
//Love florida

Fixed it for you.

Did someone say banana hammock?


My girlfriend has one of these in her dresser drawer...

Five Minute Standup:ZAZ:The Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts was called upon to decide whether it was a crime for a guy to wear a thong. The answer was yes.

You can't run around showing your masshole to all and sundry.


hehehehehehehe

yeah, women aren't supposed to wear thong bikinis either.

/did anyway
//no one complained

Thank god for small miracles. If only it weren't in Florida, this might merit a "HERO" tag.

m0llusk:That whole created in the image of God thing turned out to be a myth, then?

There was a crack in the theory.

Also, be careful what kind of fruit holders you bring...

Sexism strikes again.
Unless all girls in bikini bottoms were carted off.

/camel toe

Hammock up!

This thread is useless totally fine without pics.

medazinol:If you don't like Speedos don't go to Hollywood beach in January. All the fat, old and tanned French Canadians wear them there. I don't think they know Speedos are uncool in Quebec.
Locals hate them but the French Canadians call it their winter home.

/I'm from Quebec and don't like Speedos (aka. banana hammocks)
//Love florida

And if you Frogs would tip once in a while Hollywood (FL) wouldn't be the toilet it has become.

/carrey on

Thankfully, Jenny later provided some eye bleach

Uncle dirty? Is that you?

Ugly people should be banned from the beach. And hot people should not wear anything at the beach... Okay, okay, just the hot women should go naked at the beach.

Okay, okay, just the hot women should go naked at the beach.

Oh no, we girls want some eye candy too.

Unfortunately, the people who think they are hot usually aren't.

That this incident happened in Bonita makes it even more frightening. Nothing pretty about that town.

/although the two hookers hanging out in front of the "Able Body Labor" sign on Bonita Beach Rd make me wish I had my camera.
//you can't make up stuff like that

Um, what part of the human anatomy is that hanging unawares?

The stomach and belly button.

I bet you pick at scabs also.

No, but I do pop zits. (the hubby's anyway, I rarely got them even as a teen)

Well I thought I looked very, very pretty. Y.Y

Chaosdawn:yeah, women aren't supposed to wear thong bikinis either.

/did anyway
//no one complained

*checks profile*

I think I speak for all the guys (and some of the women) when I say "Pics or it didn't happen".

How YOU doin?

Pics or it didn't happen.

On second thought...

Everytime I go to the beach, Greenpeace rallies the troops and tries to push me back into the water.

/no Speedo here
//olive drab pineapple tropical walmart trunks

HoneyDog:baka-san
Dude, I was getting ready to eat.

Just think of it as an instant diet. :)

Just think, it could be worse, it could have been this woman in a thong:

Every time I see that picture, I have to take a second and third look because her gut is hanging out of her moo-moo, and that just doesn't seem possible.

Chaosdawn:
yeah, women aren't supposed to wear thong bikinis either.
/did anyway
//no one complained

Could you please email me photos of you in that?
I'll return the favor

Here's a taste

In Utah, it is a crime, heh

Trinilos:How YOU doin?

I believe hes greek not italian...though I fail to see much difference over all...

In other news, Jay Leno said something funny. Once.

Chaosdawn:/did anyway
//no one complained

/r/ pics plz

King Something:Chaosdawn:/did anyway
//no one complained

/r/ pics plz

eip

I hate to say it but I think we actually NEED a photo to figure out how much of a power trip the cops were on when the told him not to come back.

The only thing that should have been relevant in the story (that I can figure)is if he was showing to much and in that case it would either be an "indecent" or a warning to go to the store and by the next size

Really, there's only one firm bathingsuit rule: No. Stray. Fur.

su rm -r /temp/vision/speedo

medazinol 2008-07-05 05:03:42 PM
If you don't like Speedos don't go to Hollywood beach in January. All the fat, old and tanned French Canadians wear them there. I don't think they know Speedos are uncool in Quebec.
Locals hate them but the French Canadians call it their winter home.

Just try a few miles South of Hollywood beach @ Haulover the clothing optional beach. There they are out in all their glory.

Trinilos 2008-07-05 06:26:12 PM
How YOU doin?

I do great! Two thumbs up your speedo!

PsychoLaurie:Thankfully, Jenny later provided some eye bleach

Actually, you have it backwards. Jenny wore it, then Jim did.

How you doin? (new window)

well, that explains it. maybe i'll stop getting busted so much.

Believe me when I lived in Florida, I had to avoid black swim suits or they would call Sea World to report the beached whale, also red/white and blue suits or people would put mail in my mouth.

Thank you, tip your wait-person and please, do try the blue plate special! I'm here till Thursday...

dagda1

I pictured that:

"Don't worry big fella!"

*while they roll you sideways toward the water*

"We'll save you!"

/john mayer WTF ?
//my eyes
///body is a wonderland ?