Well, I don't know about you guys, but I've been advocating eating PETA protesters for years. Lots of lean protein there, and it goes well with a nice Chianti. And maybe some fava beans.

Oops, I'm drooling.

/I'm in a strange mood this morning.

You know, I got salmonella food poisoning by eating at Denny's once. Perhaps we should close all of them down until further investigation can be done as well.

Suicidal Writer Now I am going to show you the killing floor. But don't worry it's not actually a floor.

Approves

I can't eat salmonella. It has feelings.

Suicidal Writer:"Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: 'Because the animals are like us.' Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and the answer is: 'Because the animals are not like us.' Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction."
--Charles R. Magel, PhD (Emeritus Professor of Philosophy and Ethics at Moorhead State University)


That's faulty logic. Animals are like us in some ways and unlike us in others. I don't even have to get into your other comments because I did not read them.


/I'm eating a hardee's 1/3rd pound Bacon Cheeseburger right now.
//With lettuce and tomatoes.
///no onions or mayo though, gross

Here's my take (new window).

/Well, George Carlin's

Why do vegetables hate America?

I smoked two very nice pork shoulders yesterday, eating a couple of pulled pork sandwiches right now and there's no sign of salmonella anywhere.

Take my lettuce, cabbage and tomatoes - but leave my jalapeños alone, dammit!

The Happening?

I had food poisoning a few weeks ago. The food that was the likely suspect had tomatoes in it but I never followed up, just thinking it was your basic stomach virus. I wouldn't wish that mix of nausea, vomiting and general malaise on my worst enemy. It made strep throat feel like a 24 hour bug.

/Didn't eat for 5 days
// Fit into some shorts I previously couldn't

It has begun.....


/hotlinked
//no remorse

Suicidal Writer:"Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: 'Because the animals are like us.' Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and the answer is: 'Because the animals are not like us.' Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction."
--Charles R. Magel, PhD (Emeritus Professor of Philosophy and Ethics at Moorhead State University)




Hehehe...."morehead"...

JonnyBGoode:The Happening?

No, no and oh god no. That movie was awful and now you made me think about it. You are a horrible horrible person. I am off to take a handful of Xanax.

olasyn:It has begun.....
/hotlinked
//no remorse

If a vegetable got the chance, it would hotlink you and everyone you care about!

olasyn:It has begun.....


/hotlinked
//no remorse

Came in for this!

"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables." -Dwight Tovey

Vegetables have to be contaminated.

Meat just has to be left out in the open.

/hmmmmmm

Another broccoli-related death. When will people learn?

You folks do realize that Salmonella isn't a vegetable, right? Credit where credit is due.

make me some tea:You know, I got salmonella food poisoning by eating at Denny's once. Perhaps we should close all of them down until further investigation can be done as well.

next time dont order the peta special, I hear that peta members are chock full of salmonella

And so it begins...

Suicidal Writer Nice, there should be a reward for ridiculous hyperbole, especially if it can stand out against the rest of the internet.

What a twist!!

Suicidal Writer

You know who else posted random out-of-context quotes in Fark threads?

PETA backwards is "ate p"

they ate pee.

/that is all

Vegetables are often fertilized with chicken shiat.
/wash it you moran

Hey - Suicidal Writer, ever been in a factory where Tofu is made?

I guarantee you that your precious vegetarian food is made in conditions at least as disgusting as a slaughterhouse, and in countries without very good pollution control!

I went to high school with Sal Minella. Nice kid. Had an infectious smile.

jekostas:Hey - Suicidal Writer, ever been in a factory where Tofu is made?

I guarantee you that your precious vegetarian food is made in conditions at least as disgusting as a slaughterhouse, and in countries without very good pollution control!

and i ask you, who will be this generation's Upton Sinclair, willing to take on us on the journey through the horrific conditions in the tofu stockyards?

curd is murder!

Mentat:You folks do realize that Salmonella isn'ttomatoes aren't a vegetables, right? Credit where credit is due.

FTFM

/state veg of NJ is a fruit

Bartleby the Scrivener:jekostas:Hey - Suicidal Writer, ever been in a factory where Tofu is made?

I guarantee you that your precious vegetarian food is made in conditions at least as disgusting as a slaughterhouse, and in countries without very good pollution control!

and i ask you, who will be this generation's Upton Sinclair, willing to take on us on the journey through the horrific conditions in the tofu stockyards?

curd is murder!

Soy it ain't so.

CygnusDarius 2008-07-05 02:18:15 PM
Here's my take (new window).

/Well, George Carlin's

Wrong link. Unless the article about "Colombia foils bomb plot after rescue" is somehow relevant.

Suicidal Writer, when are you going to make good on the promise your handle implies?

Maybe if those migrant harvesters were paid a decent wage they co9uld afford soap.

Walker:Why do vegetables hate America?

We must have done something to get them really steamed.

Suicidal Writer:

"It is a surprisingly close progression from hunting animals to hunting and torturing people... catching and lynching blacks or smoking out Jews during the Holocaust."
-- Aviva Cantor writing in Ms. magazine.

Any evidence for that guv, or is it just a baldass assertion?
...Cause it's a surprisingly close progression from making unfounded assertions to being a Nazi. [citation apparently not needed]

bim1154:I smoked two very nice pork shoulders yesterday, eating a couple of pulled pork sandwiches right now and there's no sign of salmonella anywhere.

BBQ two of those roasts right now. Whooot!! No Salmonella for me either.

Suicidal Writer:"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself". -- Dr. Paul Nelson

Yes, I agree. Good post.

Damn, BBQing.

Proofread before you hit the button, stupid.

Danger Avoid Death:Walker:Why do vegetables hate America?

We must have done something to get them really steamed.

Any way you slice it, that's a groaner.

zhinz:CygnusDarius 2008-07-05 02:18:15 PM
Here's my take (new window).

/Well, George Carlin's

Wrong link. Unless the article about "Colombia foils bomb plot after rescue" is somehow relevant.

Oh, shiat.

Here's the video (new window).

/It didn't even went green
//the ingrid rescue

So who's contaminating the vegetables?

Have the police collard a suspect yet?

For my vegetarian friends - a YouTube video showing a cow eating a chicken. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T559cSNrvsk

Does PETA hate cows now too?

My first ever job at age 15 was in a cabbage sorting and packing shed. I could tell you some stories...but suffice to say, I always wash well all veg i buy in the supoermarket.

(by the way...when sorting veg, we had specific instructions to put the good ones in one pile for one supermarket, the crappy ones in another for another supermarket) All veg are NOT euqal and veg packers pick their backsides (not me...but some)