All I can say is......ewwww.

The Whore Tour

I would still watch the two of them engage in "sorority sister" fun

She's gonna be 50 this summer.

Wow.

I don't know...I'm willing to bet Brit is pretty dang sweet.

/I volunteer to check these claims for authenticity.

That would have been hot 25 and 9 years ago respectively.

Not mentioned: They're also vaccinating for TB at the door. In addition, they'll be conducting free vd tests when you leave. Full service.

I read that as stinky and sweaty tour. My bad.

oryx:I read that as stinky and sweaty tour. My bad.

That's OK. I read it as "Sweet and Sour." I guess I want Chinese food.

The Twat and Tacky Tour?

/got nothin'

The Fish and Vinegar tour?

/meh

Two non-talents together? Does that create a musical black hole or something?

Don't you hate it when its just so....

sticky! sticky!

I'm over it now:All I can say is......ewwww.

yeah, I don't think that sounds nearly as sexy as Madonna had in mind.

I'm over it now:All I can say is......ewwww.

i second that

I predict very conservative lifestyles for Madonna's embarrassed children.

Is the "ST" silent?

Mugato:That would have been hot 25 and 9 years ago respectively.

Spears was 17 years old 9 years ago.

Usernameaboutnothing:Spears was 17 years old 9 years ago.

You're new here, so we'll let this one go.

The skanky and sweat tour?

/wouldn't kick either out of bed
/wouldn't listen to any stories about how intuitive either of ther cats are

Madonna must've liked the last kiss with Britney. Maybe she wants to get to third base this time around?

towatchoverme:Usernameaboutnothing:Spears was 17 years old 9 years ago.

You're new here, so we'll let this one go.

lol

As a straight man let me say this: I would rather watch Justin Timberlake and Boy George have wild animal sex with each-other on stage than watch this garbage.

/I think I just made myself sick.
//How do you get Fluffy Puff Nibblin's out of your keyboard?

Or how about the "Irrelevant and Done" tour?

Ed Grubermann:As a straight man let me say this: I would rather watch Justin Timberlake and Boy George have wild animal sex with each-other on stage than watch this garbage.

There's hyperbole and there's HYPERBOLE.

ihatedumbpeople:/I volunteer to check these claims for authenticity.

Let us know how that works out for you. I know a good ophthalmologist in case you wind up clawing your eyes out after seeing her naked now.

Ed Grubermann:As a straight man let me say this: I would rather watch Justin Timberlake and Boy George have wild animal sex with each-other on stage than watch this garbage.

/I think I just made myself sick.
//How do you get Fluffy Puff Nibblin's out of your keyboard?

Listen, I am kinda grossed out by Madonna using the phrase sticky and sweet to describe her tour too. And I admit that Brit has become pretty damn skanky.

But what you said there...

We're gonna have to revoke your straight card son.

Ok, I can see how you crazy Brits confuse "elevator" with "lift" and "toothpaste" with "pure cane sugar", but how does "Madonna" become "Madge"?

SharkTrager:We're gonna have to revoke your straight card son.

No kissing on the lips.

Who wants who do to what now?.....

Mandapants:I predict very conservative lifestyles for Madonna's embarrassed children.

I think all four of these kids-Brit's and Madge's, are going to be some of the most screwed up kids on the planet. Two Louisiana hicks, a Paris clone and two Justin Timberlake knock-offs.

/who names their kid Rocco?

crazywisdom_uk:
/who names their kid Rocco?

Someone who really wants their son to be a porn star?

ihatedumbpeople:I don't know...I'm willing to bet Brit is pretty dang sweet.

/I volunteer to check these claims for authenticity.

I'm right there with ya.

She'll start out sweet, but by the time I'm done with her she'll be sticky.

Usernameaboutnothing:Mugato:That would have been hot 25 and 9 years ago respectively.

Spears was 17 years old 9 years ago.

Damn, you're right. 10 years ago, then. Thanks for the correction.

who names their kid Rocco?


It's a pretty common Italian name.
All those NY guys named 'Rocky',
Rocco is what's on their birth certificates.

/My grandfather's name was Rocco

Weird....The more trouble Brit finds, the more the old fogies want to hang with her. Are they trying to help her or are Mel and Madge a pervy uncle and aunt?

It was all downhill for Britney after this.

I sort of miss the days when Britney was hot, the Britney vs. Xtina battle was raging, and the music was fluffy and catchy. Now she's just a train wreck that inspires alternatively pity and disgust (see: that infamous VMA performance... shudder-inspiring).

Usernameaboutnothing:Mugato:That would have been hot 25 and 9 years ago respectively.

Spears was 17 years old 9 years ago.

I fail to see the issue here...

Nope; she's just trying to be somewhat relevant. For an old bat like Madonna to take a trainwreck along with her on tour could make headlines...for a day or so.