"Ooooomph!"

Bush is such a tool.

I think Laura has gave him a few punches over the years.

TaGirl_Keri:I think Laura has gave him a few punches hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper a few times over the years.

I know I want to. More than anything else I just have this urge to smack him with a newspaper, tell him he's done bad, and rub his nose in devalued curency in a crater somewhere in Iraq. You know, something he'd be able to follow. All those possible court hearings or whatever could occur in the best case scenario would just be so far beyond him.

"One of these days Laura, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!"

Falcc:TaGirl_Keri:I think Laura has gave him a few punches hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper a few times over the years.

I know I want to. More than anything else I just have this urge to smack him with a newspaper, tell him he's done bad, and rub his nose in devalued curency in a crater somewhere in Iraq. You know, something he'd be able to follow. All those possible court hearings or whatever could occur in the best case scenario would just be so far beyond him.

Court hearings. Heh. He's walking away from this with a big fat grin on his face, and from what I hear, he's moving into my town.

Life is never awesome, you know?

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears:Court hearings. Heh. He's walking away from this with a big fat grin on his face, and from what I hear, he's moving into my town.

Life is never awesome, you know?

I did say best case scenario. I know as well as you do nothing will come of this, but a guy can dream, right? Besides, there's still plenty of time for him to be Cheney's scapegoat.

Penis?

"You no kiss my wife! You no very funny man! You no disrespect Chinese wife! You go now!"

It's going to be weird when the US is once again led by a relatively normal person who doesn't make a complete tool of himself every time there is a camera somewhere near.

slackist:It's going to be weird when the US is once again led by a relatively normal person who doesn't make a complete tool of himself every time there is a camera somewhere near.

When cameras are around, he's on his best behavior.

Fink is larked. Wtf happened.

Link is farked?

slackist:It's going to be weird when the US is once again led by a relatively normal person who doesn't make a complete tool of himself every time there is a camera somewhere near.

Actually, it will be weird when anyone (anywhere, anytime) doesn't make a fool of themselves anytime they are anywhere and can be uploaded instantly.

Including Saint Obama. Just wait.

I am no fan of Bush but I can't say anything bad about having a bit of the "yellow fever".

TheJoe03:"One of these days Laura, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!"



I can't believe he's actually in the white house... that's our MAAAAN!

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears:Falcc:TaGirl_Keri:I think Laura has gave him a few punches hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper a few times over the years.

I know I want to. More than anything else I just have this urge to smack him with a newspaper, tell him he's done bad, and rub his nose in devalued curency in a crater somewhere in Iraq. You know, something he'd be able to follow. All those possible court hearings or whatever could occur in the best case scenario would just be so far beyond him.

Court hearings. Heh. He's walking away from this with a big fat grin on his face, and from what I hear, he's moving into my town.

Life is never awesome, you know?

But perhaps the desire of the thing called fame will torment thee.- See how soon everything is forgotten, and look at the chaos of infinite time on each side of the present, and the emptiness of applause, and the changeableness and want of judgement in those who pretend to give praise, and the narrowness of the space within which it is circumscribed, and be quiet at last. For the whole earth is a point, and how small a nook in it is this thy dwelling, and how few are there in it, and what kind of people are they who will praise thee.

--Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus

Looking for justice in the world is a hard thing to endure.

You would think his handlers would give him a few protocol tips.

He assumes that all foreign women want to be kissed or touched, probably from seeing the French style cheek touching thing. Doesn't work very well in Asia.

A "video" of two pictures gets greenlit?

Nothing he has done is as idiotic as this:

....or this:

"When cameras are around, he's on his best behavior."

Now that's a scary thought...

Farkin'round:....or this:

everyone knows thats a p-shop, right?

the man is just a poor fool. and i say that now just with sadness. i can't hate him any longer. i'm numb to his idiocy.

instead i am just depressed that this fool has been destroying america in every was possible, from the inside and on the surface.

/it will be very strange when our next leader isn't a bumbling, awkward, unlearned goofball.

slackist:It's going to be weird when the US is once again led by a relatively normal person who doesn't make a complete tool of himself every time there is a camera somewhere near.

McCain does act presidential. I'm glad someone recognized that. Obama's still goofy too often with his Mussolini poses. But you're right about McCain.

Farkin'round:Nothing he has done is as idiotic as this:



This one of Kerry tops that one x1000:

Farkin'round:Nothing he has done is as idiotic as this:

It won him every vote in that stadium.

People don't seem to remember how he won twice in a row; by looking just a bit more 'normal' than very proper, prim, and mannered opponents.

Rove knew. You make him human. You cut through that divide that separates leaders and the electorate, or at least make it look so on TV.

It certainly sounds like few in this thread understands this, and compared to the general TV-swayed electorate, this shiathole looks like MENSA, so I will most likely see another man like this one cripple my country in my lifetime.

And we will deserve it.

Link wouldn't have been Farked if it were just two images on a blank page. Which is what it should've been.

Seriously, it was two images. In a video.

Alien Robot:Farkin'round:Nothing he has done is as idiotic as this:



This one of Kerry tops that one x1000:

Just about anyone can be made to look silly with high speed photography. Bush consistently acts stupid. No tricks.

Alien Robot
This one of Kerry tops that one x1000:

On that note:

WTF is this guy's problem?

I would really like an honest response - if Obama had done the "chest bump" or whatever it's called, would he have gotten the same response, or would every have orgasmed over him "keeping it real"? Honestly ask yourself that question - what if Obama had done it?

Seriously - the commander in chief decided to communicate to his troops in a way that they understood and identified with,and you think he's a tool?

rwhamann:I would really like an honest response - if Obama had done the "chest bump" or whatever it's called, would he have gotten the same response, or would every have orgasmed over him "keeping it real"? Honestly ask yourself that question - what if Obama had done it?

Seriously - the commander in chief decided to communicate to his troops in a way that they understood and identified with,and you think he's a tool?

I dunno, ask everyone who was outraged over the terrorist fist bump.

Yeah, I would've been embarrassed, but we also figure Obama wouldn't have done such a thing. So there you go.

GoRedSoxGo:I dunno, ask everyone who was outraged over the terrorist fist bump.

Yeah, seriously. Anyone who even thought to open their mouth about the fist bump should be laughed out of the political arena for life.

Mentat


I don't see any strings in that picture but I know they're there.

EatCritAndDie:Farkin'round:Nothing he has done is as idiotic as this:

It won him every vote in that stadium.

People don't seem to remember how he won twice in a row; by looking just a bit more 'normal' than very proper, prim, and mannered opponents

by your definition of 'won' i assume you mean 'cheated'

WHY DID YOU FAIL US????

E.S.Q.:WHY DID YOU FAIL US????

Let this Fourth of July by National Prentzel Day. Celebrate the one that tried.

/Terrorist chest jab?

farking fail

very soon, a village in Texas will get its idiot back

rwhamann:I would really like an honest response - if Obama had done the "chest bump" or whatever it's called, would he have gotten the same response, or would every have orgasmed over him "keeping it real"? Honestly ask yourself that question - what if Obama had done it?

There are some things that educated professionals should never be seen doing, namely, propositioning for gay sex in an airport bathroom, performing gangsta rap and chestbumps.

How quickly you forget...

FetusAGoGo:

On that note:

WTF is this guy's problem?

I don't know, but I'd help solve it out of fear. Who's going to say no when that guy tells them to dismantle their nuclear arms program? He looks like he's about to casually put that cigarette out in some motherfarker's eye.

Even if Barrack is the Anti-Christ, we've never been the good guys(except when we were fighting Hitler, COME ON!!!), wont that just mean we'll have a strong leader, super tough on everything?

Heck, I'd vote for the anti-Christ!

/And tell Saint Peter "He was gonna win anyways!"

Farkin'round:Nothing he has done is as idiotic as this:

A terrorist fist chest bump?

FetusAGoGo:WTF is this guy's problem?

You compare a shopped pic of Obama with a president who killed thousands of Americans? I don't care if Obama smokes as long as he doesn't get my sons killed. Maybe that would matter to cowards like you if you had to fight for your own lost causes.

Mija:f you had to fight for your own lost causes.

Don't forget..these are the same people who want assault rifles in their closets to be armed and prepared to fight for their freedom (easy to say when you're safe at home) but then jumped right on the Patriot Act bandwagon encouraging the government to LIMIT their freedom in the name of a perceived sense of safety as soon as push came to shove. These folks are very brave when it comes to putting others in harm's way, but as soon as the "brown" people move in next door they're buying plastic tarps and duct tape, and screaming for limitations on Freedom.

Cowards, indeed! Ironic, isn't it, that it's the LEFT these days who'd rather take a small risk to our collective safety than give up any of our liberties.

Highroller48:Mija:f you had to fight for your own lost causes.

Don't forget..these are the same people who want assault rifles in their closets to be armed and prepared to fight for their freedom (easy to say when you're safe at home) but then jumped right on the Patriot Act bandwagon encouraging the government to LIMIT their freedom in the name of a perceived sense of safety as soon as push came to shove. These folks are very brave when it comes to putting others in harm's way, but as soon as the "brown" people move in next door they're buying plastic tarps and duct tape, and screaming for limitations on Freedom.

Cowards, indeed! Ironic, isn't it, that it's the LEFT these days who'd rather take a small risk to our collective safety than give up any of our liberties.

No, not really. I am always talking to fellow gun owners, and none of them like the patriot act. You sir, are confused, and perhaps are a troll.