"I wanna be VP, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

Very Penetrated?

Is Lindsey Graham best man?

Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

He had to widen his stance on matrimony.

Beard? That's hard wood floors for sure.

Now that's a good headline.

Someone remind the Gov that there are 3 rings with every marriage.

The engagement ring
The wedding ring
and the suffering

Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

friendscallmelenny:Is Lindsey Graham best man?

Or just most recent?

Kali-Yuga:With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

BUUUUUUUUUURN

Kali-Yuga:With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

Bahahahaha

Wow. Here in Florida, we all thought he was gay.

Batewoman:Wow. Here in Florida, we all thought he was gay.

Well, if it's just for show, she's going to need a man to keep her happy. I volunteer for that duty.

Batewoman:Wow. Here in Florida, we all thought he was gay.

West Palm Beach here...and, he isn't?

There aren't many more things to check off on his list to become McCain's VP, is there?

The article fails to mention the most important question:
Who will get the largest amount of closet space, for their fabulous outfits?

Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

McCain's will decide who his running mate is in the coming month. Do you need a flowchart to figure this one out?

I heard John McCain cut himself shaving this morning

krunvisaurus:The article fails to mention the most important question:
Who will get the largest amount of closet space, for their fabulous outfits?

It's probably a "His", "Hers" and "Ours" arrangement.

Kali-Yuga:Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

LOL

You know how I know you are gay?

You like nickelback.

+1

"Florida governor grows a beard"

AND

Kali-Yuga:

Kickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

all together like this?

this thread is full of win!

I don't get the headline. Little help here?

Not impressed.

\ DNRTFA
\\ Hotlinked in the name of the Lord

Who wants a mustache ride???

/Nice bellyshirt!

Evidently Tense is not with me tonight. Please replace "is" with "are" in my previous comment.

Say what you will, but I think they'll have such beautiful orange children together.

/Wonka needs more chocolate

Danger Avoid Death:krunvisaurus:The article fails to mention the most important question:
Who will get the largest amount of closet space, for their fabulous outfits?

It's probably a "His", "Hers" and "Ours" arrangement.

don't forget the "Gimp" section.

"who received a sapphire and diamond engagement ring."

Keep the receipt in case McCain doesn't pick you.

They seem like a cute couple.

DrGunsforHands:I don't get the headline. Little help here?
Link (new window)

Under there...

His beard is also an heiress worth several million. So that's nice.

Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Huh. Where I come from, she ain't a "beard" if the dude is straight.

Lawnchair:His beard is also an heiress worth several million. So that's nice.

Really? Two golddiggers on the same ticket. Nice.

DrGunsforHands:I don't get the headline. Little help here?

Beard is a slang term.. (new window)..

Sounds like they will have a lovely Lavender Marriage (new window).

That has to be the most obvious beard ever.

A++++ on the headline

Kali-Yuga:With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?


Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though). Just happen to get told I look like him. A lot. Of course, that probably explains why I get hit on by gay men.

/not that there's anything wrong with that

At least he's decided to make an honest woman out of her

Mugato:Lawnchair:His beard is also an heiress worth several million. So that's nice.

Really? Two golddiggers on the same ticket. Nice.

Martha Washington had huge... tracts of land. It don't get more American than marrying a rich gal.

Bucky Katt:At least he's decided to make an honest woman out of her

He'd know how to dress her up like one anyway.

Nickelback:Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?

Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though).

He's not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in his music sucks,etc.

Was just a play on the whole "you know how I know you're gay", "cause you listen to Coldplay" type thing..

Tallahassee here and i thought he was gay

/agrees with headline

I just love FARK, I learn something new everyday.


Sheltered ex-GI.

You know who else insisted he wasn't gay and got married to prove it?



Christo is Rock Hudson level certified straight.

Kali-Yuga:Nickelback:Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?

Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though).

He's not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in his music sucks,etc.

Was just a play on the whole "you know how I know you're gay", "cause you listen to Coldplay" type thing..

Kali-Yuga:Nickelback:Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?

Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though).

He's not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in his music sucks,etc.

Was just a play on the whole "you know how I know you're gay", "cause you listen to Coldplay" type thing..

Again, he likes Nickelback, and uses 90's catchphrases to deal with his homo-phobia, so please refrain from using anything other than mono syllabic phrases, when responding to this tard. It will not comprehend. Carry on.