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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Florida governor grows beard   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 138
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phaedrusiszen [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 06:58:16 PM  
"I wanna be VP, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 07:14:03 PM  
Very Penetrated?

 
friendscallmelenny 2008-07-03 10:19:42 PM  
Is Lindsey Graham best man?

 
Nickelback 2008-07-03 10:21:11 PM  
Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-03 10:21:19 PM  
He had to widen his stance on matrimony.

 
Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr 2008-07-03 10:21:27 PM  
Beard? That's hard wood floors for sure.

 
Kuoxasar 2008-07-03 10:21:32 PM  
Now that's a good headline.

 
Felesar 2008-07-03 10:21:46 PM  
Someone remind the Gov that there are 3 rings with every marriage.

The engagement ring
The wedding ring
and the suffering

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-07-03 10:21:49 PM  
Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:22:24 PM  
friendscallmelenny:Is Lindsey Graham best man?

Or just most recent?

 
Sir Simon Milligan 2008-07-03 10:22:51 PM  
Kali-Yuga:With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

BUUUUUUUUUURN

 
Tabatha Static 2008-07-03 10:24:00 PM  
i27.photobucket.com

 
spamdog [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:24:27 PM  
Kali-Yuga:With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

Bahahahaha

 
Batewoman 2008-07-03 10:24:40 PM  
Wow. Here in Florida, we all thought he was gay.

 
Bestbank Tiger 2008-07-03 10:27:16 PM  
Batewoman:Wow. Here in Florida, we all thought he was gay.

Well, if it's just for show, she's going to need a man to keep her happy. I volunteer for that duty.

 
xaks 2008-07-03 10:29:23 PM  
Batewoman:Wow. Here in Florida, we all thought he was gay.

West Palm Beach here...and, he isn't?

 
Raikus 2008-07-03 10:29:24 PM  
There aren't many more things to check off on his list to become McCain's VP, is there?

 
krunvisaurus 2008-07-03 10:29:54 PM  
The article fails to mention the most important question:
Who will get the largest amount of closet space, for their fabulous outfits?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:31:53 PM  
Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


McCain's will decide who his running mate is in the coming month. Do you need a flowchart to figure this one out?

 
moothemagiccow 2008-07-03 10:32:18 PM  
I heard John McCain cut himself shaving this morning

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-03 10:32:28 PM  
krunvisaurus:The article fails to mention the most important question:
Who will get the largest amount of closet space, for their fabulous outfits?


It's probably a "His", "Hers" and "Ours" arrangement.

 
krunvisaurus 2008-07-03 10:32:37 PM  
Kali-Yuga:Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.


LOL

You know how I know you are gay?

You like nickelback.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-07-03 10:32:55 PM  
+1

 
funkywitdasystm 2008-07-03 10:32:57 PM  
"Florida governor grows a beard"

AND

Kali-Yuga:


Kickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

all together like this?

this thread is full of win!

 
DrGunsforHands 2008-07-03 10:33:22 PM  
I don't get the headline. Little help here?

 
Profit of the Apocalypse 2008-07-03 10:33:26 PM  
costumzee.com

Not impressed.

\ DNRTFA
\\ Hotlinked in the name of the Lord

 
thisisntnamtherearerules 2008-07-03 10:34:29 PM  
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Who wants a mustache ride???

/Nice bellyshirt!

 
Raikus 2008-07-03 10:34:44 PM  
Evidently Tense is not with me tonight. Please replace "is" with "are" in my previous comment.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:35:23 PM  
Say what you will, but I think they'll have such beautiful orange children together.

/Wonka needs more chocolate

 
krunvisaurus 2008-07-03 10:35:25 PM  
Danger Avoid Death:krunvisaurus:The article fails to mention the most important question:
Who will get the largest amount of closet space, for their fabulous outfits?

It's probably a "His", "Hers" and "Ours" arrangement.


don't forget the "Gimp" section.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:35:32 PM  
"who received a sapphire and diamond engagement ring."

Keep the receipt in case McCain doesn't pick you.

 
alywa [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:35:36 PM  
i35.photobucket.com

They seem like a cute couple.

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-07-03 10:35:53 PM  
DrGunsforHands:I don't get the headline. Little help here?
Link (new window)

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:36:50 PM  
i25.tinypic.com
Under there...

 
Lawnchair 2008-07-03 10:37:04 PM  
His beard is also an heiress worth several million. So that's nice.

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:39:11 PM  
Nickelback:Dude, I thought he was gay.

Huh. Where I come from, she ain't a "beard" if the dude is straight.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:39:57 PM  
Lawnchair:His beard is also an heiress worth several million. So that's nice.

Really? Two golddiggers on the same ticket. Nice.

 
burndtdan 2008-07-03 10:40:19 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:40:35 PM  
DrGunsforHands:I don't get the headline. Little help here?

Beard is a slang term.. (new window)..

Sounds like they will have a lovely Lavender Marriage (new window).

 
guesser 2008-07-03 10:43:28 PM  
That has to be the most obvious beard ever.

A++++ on the headline

 
Nickelback 2008-07-03 10:43:55 PM  
Kali-Yuga:With a username like that, you should be the expert on what's gay.

Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?


Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though). Just happen to get told I look like him. A lot. Of course, that probably explains why I get hit on by gay men.

/not that there's anything wrong with that

 
rawkus 2008-07-03 10:44:35 PM  
burndtdan

i102.photobucket.com

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:44:50 PM  
At least he's decided to make an honest woman out of her

 
Lawnchair 2008-07-03 10:46:28 PM  
Mugato:Lawnchair:His beard is also an heiress worth several million. So that's nice.

Really? Two golddiggers on the same ticket. Nice.


Martha Washington had huge... tracts of land. It don't get more American than marrying a rich gal.

 
Falcc 2008-07-03 10:48:29 PM  
Bucky Katt:At least he's decided to make an honest woman out of her

He'd know how to dress her up like one anyway.

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-07-03 10:48:41 PM  
Nickelback:Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?

Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though).


He's not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in his music sucks,etc.

Was just a play on the whole "you know how I know you're gay", "cause you listen to Coldplay" type thing..

 
lazyguy 2008-07-03 10:49:13 PM  
Tallahassee here and i thought he was gay

/agrees with headline

 
Wonko Fortytwo 2008-07-03 10:56:28 PM  
I just love FARK, I learn something new everyday.


Sheltered ex-GI.

 
limeyfellow 2008-07-03 10:59:38 PM  
You know who else insisted he wasn't gay and got married to prove it?

www.libertyfilmfestival.com

Christo is Rock Hudson level certified straight.

 
krunvisaurus 2008-07-03 11:00:03 PM  
Kali-Yuga:Nickelback:Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?

Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though).

He's not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in his music sucks,etc.

Was just a play on the whole "you know how I know you're gay", "cause you listen to Coldplay" type thing..


Kali-Yuga:Nickelback:Wait? Chad Kroger is gay?

Not a Nickelback fan (well, not a HUGE fan. Like "Next Contestant" though).

He's not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in his music sucks,etc.

Was just a play on the whole "you know how I know you're gay", "cause you listen to Coldplay" type thing..


Again, he likes Nickelback, and uses 90's catchphrases to deal with his homo-phobia, so please refrain from using anything other than mono syllabic phrases, when responding to this tard. It will not comprehend. Carry on.

 
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