Have you ever noticed that sentences without punctuation are like boobs without nipples my it's really hot outside I'm cleaning house while drinking vodka and tonics because i got out of work early today and I went to the liquor store to stock up for the weekend I am ready to do a load of laundry I've mopped the floors and may now measure the corner where my TV is so that I can get a new stand for my TV that will make more efficient use of the space did I mention it is really hot I think I'll take another sip of my drink now thank god for col vodka tonics.

andhaveyouevernoticedthatthewordclotheshasan"e"init?

maybehewascallingherclothesclothsonpurpose

clothesorclothsmustnotyourfocusbeonemustfocussonthebuubies

Have you ever noticed that half these photo spreads are completely out of order. Really pisses me off to see clothed, totally naked, then panties, then naked again, then bra and panties, then no bra, then clothed again then bare and spread.

Unless that's the order you take your clothes off before sex in Russia for some reason.