Wow, that's like really super-dooper helpful advice. Thanks, guy!

LOL, can't wait to see what kind of stuff this headline brings in, subby

Fail.

There was a big controversy in Amherst, Mass. between residents who wanted to turn the July 4th parade into a giant anti-Bush rally and the rest who just wanted a traditional celebratory parade. The town is taking steps to ensure that future parades have the full quota of left wing protests.

I don't care where on the political spectrum you fall, there is nothing more American than contempt for government.

I am wearing my RON PAUL shirt which means I'll be in the first car of the parade, even in front of the mayor!

Pocket Ninja:Wow, that's like really super-dooper helpful advice. Thanks, guy!

You should really try to find your sense of humor.

Could someone tell me how exactly Democrats are thin-skinned, when it's generally the right-wingers who go into biatchtastic convulsions whenever their ideas are questioned?

And seriously, dogdaze, Cox and Forkum? Really? I'm not offended by C&F, I feel a little sorry for people who post it because it's so utterly without merit. I've seen smaller strawmen at Burning Man.

Tacoby Bellisbury:LOL, can't wait to see what kind of stuff this headline brings in, subby

I'll bet you a TF sponsership that you won't be on this website 12 months from now.

I think this is just a bit of Nanny-Statism more than anything.

I hate being spoken to like a child. Apparently some people require it.

These are tips for idiot extremists of the left, not most democrats. The right has idiots, too...people who find Cox and Forkum funny, for example.

Nestea Plunge:Thomas Jefferson said that if you're not suspicious of the government's motives, at all times, you're not doing it right.

I'm more conservative on this point. I can table my gripes in the interest of letting everyone else enjoy their celebrations. But I'm not real protesty to begin with.

Lionel Mandrake:These are tips for idiot extremists of the left, not most democrats. The right has idiots, too...

*cough* polo rebellion *cough*

:-)

Tips for Republicans participating in July 4 parades: Try not to step all over the little people like you normally do, try not to call any black people the n-word, and bring at least 4 tubes of sunscreen - because you're fat.

Are flag pins too dressy for the holiday?

Nestea Plunge:Thomas Jefferson said that if you're not suspicious of the government's motives, at all times, you're not doing it right.

Thomas Jefferson? Didn't he wear a wig? Sounds like fag speak.

So let me get this straight - I'm supposed to suppress my freedom of speech on the day we celebrate American independence?

Well, f*ck you, too.

Lionel Mandrake:These are tips for idiot extremists of the left, not most democrats. The right has idiots, too...people who find Cox and Forkum funny, for example.

But...but..MightyHellbentforLeatherloves Cocks.

Considering that the headline was typed using knuckles in place of fingers, it's almost funny (in a quaint `isn't Uncle Bubba a hilarious bigot' type of way).

I usually get some stilts, dress up like uncle sam, and dive into a vat of human excrement and masturbate.

Because I'm free.

Republicans complaining about thin skin is rather entertaining.

I was at a baseball game last night where some yahoo was wearing a "Fark Bush" T-Shirt and an Obama pin.

Getting a kick out of these replies etc.

Of all places to wear your stupid political crap, you pick a baseball game? Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game. Everybody hates your candidate now.

After all, the entire point of Holidays is to pretend reality doesn't exist for a period of 24 hours.

No wonder Republicans are more cheerful than Democrats, they're always on Holiday!

Only Republicans are allowed to be patrotic. Democrats hate America.

RQB1018:I was at a baseball game last night where some yahoo was wearing a "Fark Bush" T-Shirt and an Obama pin.

Getting a kick out of these replies etc.

Of all places to wear your stupid political crap, you pick a baseball game? Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game. Everybody hates your candidate now.

Great basis for a poltical opinion big guy.

vernonFL:Only Republicans are allowed to be patrotic. Democrats hate America.

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. - Theodore Roosevelt

RQB1018:I was at a baseball game last night where some yahoo was wearing a "Fark Bush" T-Shirt and an Obama pin.

Of all places to wear your stupid political crap, you pick a baseball game? Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game.


what we should do is make laws for dress codes at baseball games. no wait, dress codes for anywhere in public. yup, thats much better than just turning your head and looking somewhere else.

Diogenes:I hate being spoken to like a child. Apparently some people require it.

you say that last part like it's a surprise...

mynameismark:RQB1018:I was at a baseball game last night where some yahoo was wearing a "Fark Bush" T-Shirt and an Obama pin.

what we should do is make laws for dress codes at baseball games. no wait, dress codes for anywhere in public. yup, thats much better than just turning your head and looking somewhere else.



Didn't say it should be illegal. Just that it was stupid, obnoxious, and bound to make people LESS likely to vote for his chosen candidate.

Wow. An article admonishing lefties to not be divisive assholes over the holiday weekend.

Naturally, Republicans have a problem with this.

The Onanist:To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. - Theodore Roosevelt

If that's true republicans will be just as patriotic the next four years as they were through the 90's.

RQB1018:Of all places to wear your stupid political crap, you pick a baseball game? Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game. Everybody hates your candidate now.

Take off your hats, fellows. It's not every day we're graced by the presence of a man who represents the entirety of the baseball game going public.

Lionel Mandrake:The right has idiots, too...people who find Cox and Forkum funny, for example.

...or Mallard Fillmore
...or Chuck Assay

The headline was more entertaining than the article.

/marched in the biggest 4th of July parade west of the Mississippi.
//Not doing it again.

Everybody forgets that the 4th is really about the Three Bs.

Beer
Barbecue
Blowing shiat up.

Lionel Mandrake:These are tips for idiot extremists of the left, not most democrats. The right has idiots, too...people who find Cox and Forkum funny, for example.

You should get at least SPF 1000.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf:RQB1018:Of all places to wear your stupid political crap, you pick a baseball game? Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game. Everybody hates your candidate now.

Take off your hats, fellows. It's not every day we're graced by the presence of a man who represents the entirety of the baseball game going public.

Worse yet, he's an Avs fan...

RevMercutio:The headline was more entertaining than the article.

/marched in the biggest 4th of July parade west of the Mississippi.
//Not doing it again.

Next year you'll march in one south of the Mississippi?

RQB1018:Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game.

I'll try not to streak at the next Brewer-Tiger game, but I can't make any promises because I like my beers.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf:RQB1018:Of all places to wear your stupid political crap, you pick a baseball game? Nobody wants to see that junk at a ball game. Everybody hates your candidate now.

Take off your hats, fellows. It's not every day we're graced by the presence of a man who represents the entirety of the baseball game going public.

Well c'mon. Think of how effective the "Ayatollah Assahola" t-shirts were. Everyone thought that guy was an asshole!

I love a parade, except when it falls on a day where I could otherwise be celebrating by grilling some steaks, drinking some beer, and kicking back with my friends.

AzDownboy:Lionel Mandrake:The right has idiots, too...people who find Cox and Forkum funny, for example.

...or Mallard Fillmore
...or Chuck Assay

Or who don't know the following;

An editorial cartoon drawn by "Kelly". The comic-the most controversial feature in The Onion[2]-is a parody of right-wing cartoons. "Kelly" is a pseudonym of Ward Sutton.[8] Roughly half of the cartoons feature the Statue of Liberty shedding tears for one reason or another.

Bloody William:Could someone tell me how exactly Democrats are thin-skinned, when it's generally the right-wingers who go into biatchtastic convulsions whenever their ideas are questioned?

Too true man! Good point! The left-wingers are happy as clams at high tide when the right-wingers ideas are questioned.

However, since they are also human beings, the left-wingers have shiat hemhorrages qhen their own ideas are questioned.

Both sides bleed red and cry. Neither is comptised of robots or reptiles.

You don't have to be a Democrat to understand Bush is an insult and disaster. Some are Republican. The remaining 20%....DURR.

I am celebrating Independence Day tomorrow. Why would Democrats celebrate the 4th of July ?

Subby you better call the

Hoopido:You should get at least SPF 1000.

So if a guy on the left spouts and extreme viewpoint, he's thin-skinned...and if a guy on the right spouts an extreme viewpoint, the guy who criticized him is thin-skinned?

That's some bang-up logic ya got there Hoop.

Bush and McCain thank you and your fellow morans for your support.

Wow, that was retarded. And so is this:

We hold these truths
to be self-evident,
that all men*
are created equal...

*and women excluding dwarves, lepers and sodomites!

FTFY.