Is there anything gay unions can't do?

He leaves behind his wife, Amber Yohn; the couple's unborn son; his mother, Judy Yohn; and his father, Robert Fisher of Shamokin.

:cries:

So much hate to spread, so little time. Maybe they should outsource.

I'm waiting for somebody with a sniper rifle to clip one of them, so we can start the "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church" threads.

2wolves:Is there anything gay unions can't do?

Conceive without third party help?

Take the good with the bad I suppose

what_now:He leaves behind his wife, Amber Yohn; the couple's unborn son; his mother, Judy Yohn; and his father, Robert Fisher of Shamokin.

:cries:

This, absolutely this.

Duke_Phillips:So wait, gays are more worthy of dumb-ass protesting than soldiers?

There is nothing on earth more evil than a gay.

hej:I'm waiting for somebody with a sniper rifle to clip one of them, so we can start the "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church" threads.

A sniper rifle would be too kind. Those pathetic, worthless bags of skin and hate deserve a good old fashioned baseball bat to the cranium.

those guys really need to focus their limited resources on one cause. either project hate-filled vitriol at dead soldiers or married homosexuals, but brother, you can't do both.

jesus horatio christ. there was a line, that line has now been crossed, carpet bombed, had it's ashes urinated upon and a strip mall built over the wreckage.

someone must now commit ritual suicide for the sake of humanity.

or, ya know, they could just go fark off and die.

Duke_Phillips:So wait, gays are more worthy of dumb-ass protesting than soldiers?

They think the soldiers are getting killed because the US allows homosexuality.

The guy leaves behind his wife and unborn son, I was going to be snarky and throw something in about oil costs but fark it snark is not going to let that kid meet his dad.

Duke_Phillips:So wait, gays are more worthy of dumb-ass protesting than soldiers?

no, but I think people at a wedding (in good spirits and all) are more emotionally able to handle assholes then parents burying their son and a wife burying her husband, the father of their unborn child.

Ideally these asshats would stay home or rapture themselves with a revolver. But, if they need to be asshats, I'd prefer the target of their asshattery be people in a better position to deal with them.

I Said:Duke_Phillips:So wait, gays are more worthy of dumb-ass protesting than soldiers?

no, but I think people at a wedding (in good spirits and all) are more emotionally able to handle assholes then parents burying their son and a wife burying her husband, the father of their unborn child.

Ideally these asshats would stay home or rapture themselves with a revolver. But, if they need to be asshats, I'd prefer the target of their asshattery be people in a better position to deal with them.

THIS.

stickmangrit:carpet bombed

This is the key phrase right here. I'm thinking a carpet bombing of, say...hammers...ought to do the trick nicely.

nesler:I'm thinking a carpet bombing of, say...hammers...ought to do the trick nicely.

Anvils. Get all Wile E. Coyote on 'em.

I Said:
no, but I think people at a wedding (in good spirits and all) are more emotionally able to handle assholes then parents burying their son and a wife burying her husband, the father of their unborn child.

Ideally these asshats would stay home or rapture themselves with a revolver. But, if they need to be asshats, I'd prefer the target of their asshattery be people in a better position to deal with them.

It is honestly fairly astonishing that someone hasn't raptured one of them by now.

vichuck:hej:I'm waiting for somebody with a sniper rifle to clip one of them, so we can start the "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church" threads.

A sniper rifle would be too kind. Those pathetic, worthless bags of skin and hate deserve a good old fashioned baseball bat to the cranium.

I think we can do better than a baseball bat with an old-fashioned stoning. After all, it's still popular in Africa

I Said:Duke_Phillips:So wait, gays are more worthy of dumb-ass protesting than soldiers?

no, but I think people at a wedding (in good spirits and all) are more emotionally able to handle assholes then parents burying their son and a wife burying her husband, the father of their unborn child.

Ideally these asshats would stay home or rapture themselves with a revolver. But, if they need to be asshats, I'd prefer the target of their asshattery be people in a better position to deal with them.

Heh. Ok. I know that if they were at my wedding-especially if I'd been waiting for years or even decades for it- I'd be pretty pissed.

But if I was that pregnant widow, or that kid's mom, I'd be murderous.

This guy I work with has refused to go back home and visit his parents because they live in Massachusetts. He thinks the gays shouldn't get married.

He's already had one failed marriage.

I would get married to my gay lover if it would mean that even one soldier's funeral would go unprotested.

That's how much I love the troops. Top that, soccer mom with ribbon!

Mighty Taternuts:The guy leaves behind his wife and unborn son, I was going to be snarky and throw something in about oil costs but fark it snark is not going to let that kid meet his dad.

An abortion would.

/Aisle seat please.
//All kidding aside, RIP soldier dude.

what_now:Heh. Ok. I know that if they were at my wedding-especially if I'd been waiting for years or even decades for it- I'd be pretty pissed.

But if I was that pregnant widow, or that kid's mom, I'd be murderous.

That's my point. I'm not saying "whew, they're just going to fark up a wedding, no big deal".

I'm saying that between two shiatty options, this one is the less shiatty.

Also, if it were my wedding and I heard these assholes were going to protest a funeral but changed plans to come at me instead, I like to think that my attitude would be "at least that family can bury their loved one in peace"

LosinMySenses:
I think we can do better than a baseball bat with an old-fashioned stoning. After all, it's still popular in Africa

Yeah, but baseball is AMERICAN, gawdammit!!

Awww. See, gay marriage is a good thing.

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I would get married to my gay lover if it would mean that even one soldier's funeral would go unprotested.

Ditto that, and I'm not gay and I'm already married!

I feel bad, my drunken late night tryst with that hot young jock killed that soldier.

I Said:what_now:Heh. Ok. I know that if they were at my wedding-especially if I'd been waiting for years or even decades for it- I'd be pretty pissed.

But if I was that pregnant widow, or that kid's mom, I'd be murderous.

That's my point. I'm not saying "whew, they're just going to fark up a wedding, no big deal".

I'm saying that between two shiatty options, this one is the less shiatty.

Also, if it were my wedding and I heard these assholes were going to protest a funeral but changed plans to come at me instead, I like to think that my attitude would be "at least that family can bury their loved one in peace"

Actually if it were me, I'd have fun there. Cause I could rub my unholy union in their face, cause they can't do a thing about it.

/nyah-nyah!

I was pretty happy when I learned they were in California for my same-sex wedding last Friday.

/I live in Iowa
//It's a 36 hour drive
///They didn't show up ^_^

vichuck:hej:I'm waiting for somebody with a sniper rifle to clip one of them, so we can start the "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church" threads.

A sniper rifle would be too kind. Those pathetic, worthless bags of skin and hate deserve a good old fashioned baseball bat to the cranium.

You know...thou hast a point.
Total brain death + healthy functioning carcass = a pretty good source of usable donor organs for those who need the little niceties of life...
like kidneys, livers, lungs, hearts, pancreas, corneas, skin, etc....
That way they could truly benefit a lot of people.

/ i can haz liver?
// plan to be an organ donor when I'm done with mine

I Said:question_dj:This guy I work with has refused to go back home and visit his parents because they live in Massachusetts. He thinks the gays shouldn't get married.

He's already had one failed marriage.

ROFL

LOL! You're right. He is a failure.

vichuck:Those pathetic, worthless bags of skin and hate deserve a good old fashioned baseball bat to the cranium.

Let us all pray to Joe Pesci for this.

With the number of funerals that these d-bags have protested, I wonder how often they are protesting at the funeral of a soldier whose family already hates gays, and if the protests make that family second-guess their hatred.

That aside, as a new mom, my heart just breaks for his wife. I can't - and don't want to - imagine the hell she's living right now.

sky cat:I was pretty happy when I learned they were in California for my same-sex wedding last Friday.

Congratulations! I hope you have many wonderful years together!

/straight & happily married
//don't feel the need to hold exclusive rights to marriage

Theaetetus:2wolves:Is there anything gay unions can't do?

Conceive without third party help?

To be fair, that's true in a lot of straight marriages too!

vichuck:hej:I'm waiting for somebody with a sniper rifle to clip one of them, so we can start the "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church" threads.

A sniper rifle would be too kind. Those pathetic, worthless bags of skin and hate deserve a good old fashioned baseball bat to the cranium.

I'm going for the "where did it come from" effect. And subsequently, also the "getting away with it" bonus.

how is babby formed:Mighty Taternuts:The guy leaves behind his wife and unborn son, I was going to be snarky and throw something in about oil costs but fark it snark is not going to let that kid meet his dad.

An abortion would.

/Aisle seat please.
//All kidding aside, RIP soldier dude.

Rarely am I offended by Fark comments. Well done, sir.

RIP to the soldier, god bless his family. To the church... I wonder if a pit to hell could open up beneath them.

hej:

I'm going for the "where did it come from" effect. And subsequently, also the "getting away with it" bonus.

Fair enough. I was going for the whole "if it was the funeral of someone I loved I would go ape batshiat crazy on those m-effers and not care if I got away with it" effect.

vichuck:hej:I'm waiting for somebody with a sniper rifle to clip one of them, so we can start the "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church" threads.

A sniper rifle would be too kind. Those pathetic, worthless bags of skin and hate deserve a good old fashioned baseball bat to the cranium.

Have you seen the lot of them?




That's the head of it all, dressed in his Brokeback Mountain get-up.




That guy on the left is a bear if ever I saw one. What WOMAN is thinking "I want a piece of that"...? No, he made himself look like George Michael for a reason.




This next one's called 'framing'. Big neon sign showing gay sex, drawn in a manner that makes it universally recognized. If you don't read a word, you know what it depicts. And then look at how the boy near the sign is standing. Oh yeah, he knows why he's doing that.




This is my favorite one. Fanny pack? Check. Matching outfits for the day (in powder blue)? Check. YMCA symbol on t-shirt (I'm guessing with matching "In The Navy" underwear)? Check. Protesting far too much with lots of gay flag colors and a mention of an album cover (sorry: anal bum cover)? Check and check.

The Patriot Riders are a bunch of thugs? When I got back from my deployment there were about 40 of those guys at the airport wating to escort us back to our base on their Harleys. They have made it their mission to give us the "Welcome home" that they never got (Most are Vietnam vets). I appreciate that bunch of thugs, as do the families of all troops coming home. Dead or alive.

I Said:That's my point. I'm not saying "whew, they're just going to fark up a wedding, no big deal".

I'm saying that between two shiatty options, this one is the less shiatty.

Also, if it were my wedding and I heard these assholes were going to protest a funeral but changed plans to come at me instead, I like to think that my attitude would be "at least that family can bury their loved one in peace"


The folks at the wedding, at least, have the ability to respond to the slander and insults levied by the protestors. A dead soldier can't defend himself.

I think we should lure those WBC douches into the desert with the promise of disrupting a mass gay wedding, and then imprison them forever beneath Baron Bomburst's castle.

Just once..I would love someone to just go and beat the living shiat out of these a-holes and the cops to turn the blind eye!

\First Amendment goes to far in these cases IMHO.

srtpointman:The Patriot Riders are a bunch of thugs? When I got back from my deployment there were about 40 of those guys at the airport wating to escort us back to our base on their Harleys. They have made it their mission to give us the "Welcome home" that they never got (Most are Vietnam vets). I appreciate that bunch of thugs, as do the families of all troops coming home. Dead or alive.

Patriot Riders = hero

Jackpot777:Have you seen the lot of them?

Did you see any of the people protesting when the law first went into effect in CA?

I swear, it was a who's who of trailer trash.

One of the guys actually yelled "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE!"... At a lesbian wedding. I'm pretty sure he was the stupidest person I've ever seen.