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(NewsMax) Obvious New poll shows America-hating Americans will refuse to do their Godly duty this July 4th weekend by staying home instead of pumping freedom juice into their SUVs   (newsmax.com) divider line 59
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Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:12:38 AM  
I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:23:50 AM  
Some of us will be working all weekend instead of taking the trip originally planned.

Clearly, my boss is Al-Qaeda. Quick, to the Gitmo-phone!

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:30:36 AM  
"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:34:17 AM  
what_now:"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

No, that's called "Private's Reserve."

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:43:52 AM  
The flagpinlessness of some people!

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-07-03 10:52:53 AM  
Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:56:29 AM  
I'm on call all three days.

If I find out any of you farkers submitted a severity 1 ticket, I will hunt you down and feast on your entrails.

Happy 4th everyone!

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:57:01 AM  
I'd just like to say that every time I hear some reporter on television use the word "staycation," I experience warm thoughts of throat-ripping.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:06:20 AM  
CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.


woah.

 
onecanshort [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:07:32 AM  
I'm actually contemplating taking the boat out this weekend, word is the water has been deserted this year.

It's been in the marina since late May and I've yet to take her out, stupid work.

 
Party Boy [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:15:06 AM  

 
BarrRepublican 2008-07-03 11:15:53 AM  
CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.


That's why I had to plead the fifth when they asked me about my eighth.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-07-03 11:17:23 AM  
I'll actually be in Canada for the 4th. I'd like to stay and celebrate, but driving back home from New England takes precedent.

 
chopit 2008-07-03 11:17:27 AM  
BarrRepublican:CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

That's why I had to plead the fifth when they asked me about my eighth.


It helps if you're dressed to the nines. Two true.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-07-03 11:18:05 AM  
Sonic Youth at Battery Park.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-07-03 11:19:19 AM  
I like that. Every time I fill up now I'm gonna say "WOOHOO! Such a deal for all this freedom juice!"

/Right now Its "Oh thank you fearless leader for allowing me to buy gasoline at only *insert price* a gallon!"

 
mercator_psi [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:20:00 AM  
CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.


Nice one.

/Plans to go forth with a fifth on the Fourth and the Fifth
//Pleads the fifth

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:25:02 AM  
I keep getting this holiday confused with New Years.

/Same ish different day

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:25:22 AM  
what_now:"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

MMM I can't wait for the Army Navy game this fall!

 
Im_Gumby 2008-07-03 11:26:41 AM  
mercator_psi://Pleads the fifth

img36.photobucket.com

 
carmody 2008-07-03 11:27:39 AM  
I always shoot fireworks on the edge of the river, which is like 50 yards from my house. Right in the middle of town, yet tucked away where it's easy to see Johnny Law before he sees me.

 
Jesus the 33rd 2008-07-03 11:29:55 AM  
www.vwenthusiast.com


mmmmmmmmmmmm... freedom juice...

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:31:27 AM  
vernonFL:what_now:"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

MMM I can't wait for the Army Navy game this fall!


Where you can blow soldiers AND sailors??

 
BobtheFascist 2008-07-03 11:33:11 AM  
Nothing celebrates freedom like being trapped at home.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:33:22 AM  
B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

 
scseth 2008-07-03 11:35:03 AM  
Party Boy Mercedes Benz aims to be entirely petrol-free in 2015

What a bunch of Nazis

 
soakitincider 2008-07-03 11:37:02 AM  
"Freedom juice"


its reliable and repeatable.


(it really is freedom juice if you think about it, as it is vehicles that allow us a greater freedom in transportation as comparted to social transport mechanisms)

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:37:03 AM  
oldfarthenry:B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck


Didn't you people just HAVE your birthday? Don't you have your OWN blown of fingers to worry about?

What, you don't celebrate with gunpowder??

 
Ikam 2008-07-03 11:37:14 AM  
haha! Just to show how much I really hate America, I'm going to travel by public transportation to visit my family this weekend, which requires I purchase no freedom juice whatsoever (unless of course you count the purchase inherent in paying the fare).

/of course I do that every time I visit my family

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:37:16 AM  
what_now:

Where you can blow soldiers AND sailors??


Yep. Gay clubs in Baltimore are packed Army Navy weekend with young in shape guys. More than usual.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:37:59 AM  
vernonFL:Yep. Gay clubs in Baltimore are packed Army Navy weekend with young in shape guys. More than usual.

mmmm....fleet week...

 
Oiisu 2008-07-03 11:38:12 AM  
I never really go anywhere for the 4th... I actually might drive 30 miles to a lake this summer, though I had planned on not traveling again.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:39:39 AM  
I might just spend the weekend working on this:

homepage.mac.com

homepage.mac.com

I have new full-length floor pans for it, and am just itching for an excuse to borrow the neighbor's welder!

 
manimal2878 [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:43:40 AM  
CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.


Punch yourself in the groin for making that joke.

 
manimal2878 [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:44:37 AM  
BarrRepublican:CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

That's why I had to plead the fifth when they asked me about my eighth.


Don't encourage that type of humor, help yourself to a cock punch as well.

 
Space_Poet 2008-07-03 11:45:05 AM  
I don't celebrate independence when we are holding other countries at gunpoint in the guise of freedom. My next celebration of this country will be 200 days from now, Jan 20th 2009, and it will be a big party no matter who wins.

 
Space_Poet 2008-07-03 11:48:15 AM  
Oh, and OT, i just shopped something i found off Digg, whatcha think?
i178.photobucket.com

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-07-03 11:49:10 AM  
manimal2878:Punch yourself in the groin for making that joke.

Ow, my balls.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 11:53:43 AM  
what_now:oldfarthenry:B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

Didn't you people just HAVE your birthday? Don't you have your OWN blown of fingers to worry about?

What, you don't celebrate with gunpowder??


Socialized medicine forced the government to ban the `good' fireworks here (or we'd go broke).
We have to look across the border at you crazy buggers for airborne limbs and fun stuff like that.

 
wage0048 2008-07-03 11:55:14 AM  
Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

Lightweight.

 
SherKhan 2008-07-03 11:58:02 AM  
what_now:

mmmm....fleet [skeet] week...

 
Rann Xerox 2008-07-03 12:01:31 PM  
Space_Poet:Oh, and OT, i just shopped something i found off Digg, whatcha think?

[PICTURE OF PIE-CHART]

Where's the slice for "FarkTV with sweat and dead man's balls"??? :-)

 
Crunch61 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-03 12:03:24 PM  
CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.


While listening to "Firth of Fifth"?

 
Hebalo [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 12:11:29 PM  
oldfarthenry:what_now:oldfarthenry:B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

Didn't you people just HAVE your birthday? Don't you have your OWN blown of fingers to worry about?

What, you don't celebrate with gunpowder??

Socialized medicine forced the government to ban the `good' fireworks here (or we'd go broke).
We have to look across the border at you crazy buggers for airborne limbs and fun stuff like that.


Pfft. We had fireworks on Canada Day, and are about to embark on 10 straight days of some of the best.

 
KJM315 2008-07-03 12:13:00 PM  
CrankMyBlueSax:Ow, my balls.

www.turnoffyourtv.com

 
worlddan 2008-07-03 12:19:23 PM  
"freedom juice". That got a chuckle.

 
Fact Man 2008-07-03 12:20:22 PM  
Why is this in the "Politics" tab?

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 12:21:46 PM  
i32.tinypic.com
you ruin every fourth of july!
well you ruin the fourth of everything!

 
Dreamer254 2008-07-03 12:24:38 PM  
There seems to be something missing on that Piechart. Below Boobies and above the LOLCATS Slice.

 
Alphax 2008-07-03 12:33:43 PM  
Crunch61:CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

While listening to "Firth of Fifth"?


As an old Genesis fan, I see what you did there.

/working all weekend, morning shifts starting at 7 am. I am not a morning person..

 
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