I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

Some of us will be working all weekend instead of taking the trip originally planned.

Clearly, my boss is Al-Qaeda. Quick, to the Gitmo-phone!

"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

what_now:"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

No, that's called "Private's Reserve."

The flagpinlessness of some people!

Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

I'm on call all three days.

If I find out any of you farkers submitted a severity 1 ticket, I will hunt you down and feast on your entrails.

Happy 4th everyone!

I'd just like to say that every time I hear some reporter on television use the word "staycation," I experience warm thoughts of throat-ripping.

CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

woah.

I'm actually contemplating taking the boat out this weekend, word is the water has been deserted this year.

It's been in the marina since late May and I've yet to take her out, stupid work.

Freedom Juice?

This one is poignant

Mercedes Benz aims to be entirely petrol-free in 2015

CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

That's why I had to plead the fifth when they asked me about my eighth.

I'll actually be in Canada for the 4th. I'd like to stay and celebrate, but driving back home from New England takes precedent.

BarrRepublican:CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

That's why I had to plead the fifth when they asked me about my eighth.

It helps if you're dressed to the nines. Two true.

Sonic Youth at Battery Park.

I like that. Every time I fill up now I'm gonna say "WOOHOO! Such a deal for all this freedom juice!"

/Right now Its "Oh thank you fearless leader for allowing me to buy gasoline at only *insert price* a gallon!"

CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

Nice one.

/Plans to go forth with a fifth on the Fourth and the Fifth
//Pleads the fifth

I keep getting this holiday confused with New Years.

/Same ish different day

what_now:"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

MMM I can't wait for the Army Navy game this fall!

I always shoot fireworks on the edge of the river, which is like 50 yards from my house. Right in the middle of town, yet tucked away where it's easy to see Johnny Law before he sees me.

mmmmmmmmmmmm... freedom juice...

vernonFL:what_now:"Freedom juice" isn't that what you get when you blow a soldier?

MMM I can't wait for the Army Navy game this fall!

Where you can blow soldiers AND sailors??

Nothing celebrates freedom like being trapped at home.

B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

Party Boy Mercedes Benz aims to be entirely petrol-free in 2015

What a bunch of Nazis

"Freedom juice"


its reliable and repeatable.


(it really is freedom juice if you think about it, as it is vehicles that allow us a greater freedom in transportation as comparted to social transport mechanisms)

oldfarthenry:B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

Didn't you people just HAVE your birthday? Don't you have your OWN blown of fingers to worry about?

What, you don't celebrate with gunpowder??

haha! Just to show how much I really hate America, I'm going to travel by public transportation to visit my family this weekend, which requires I purchase no freedom juice whatsoever (unless of course you count the purchase inherent in paying the fare).

/of course I do that every time I visit my family

what_now:

Where you can blow soldiers AND sailors??

Yep. Gay clubs in Baltimore are packed Army Navy weekend with young in shape guys. More than usual.

vernonFL:Yep. Gay clubs in Baltimore are packed Army Navy weekend with young in shape guys. More than usual.

mmmm....fleet week...

I never really go anywhere for the 4th... I actually might drive 30 miles to a lake this summer, though I had planned on not traveling again.

I might just spend the weekend working on this:





I have new full-length floor pans for it, and am just itching for an excuse to borrow the neighbor's welder!

CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

Punch yourself in the groin for making that joke.

BarrRepublican:CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

That's why I had to plead the fifth when they asked me about my eighth.

Don't encourage that type of humor, help yourself to a cock punch as well.

I don't celebrate independence when we are holding other countries at gunpoint in the guise of freedom. My next celebration of this country will be 200 days from now, Jan 20th 2009, and it will be a big party no matter who wins.

Oh, and OT, i just shopped something i found off Digg, whatcha think?

manimal2878:Punch yourself in the groin for making that joke.

Ow, my balls.

what_now:oldfarthenry:B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

Didn't you people just HAVE your birthday? Don't you have your OWN blown of fingers to worry about?

What, you don't celebrate with gunpowder??

Socialized medicine forced the government to ban the `good' fireworks here (or we'd go broke).
We have to look across the border at you crazy buggers for airborne limbs and fun stuff like that.

Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

Lightweight.

Space_Poet:Oh, and OT, i just shopped something i found off Digg, whatcha think?

[PICTURE OF PIE-CHART]

Where's the slice for "FarkTV with sweat and dead man's balls"??? :-)

CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

While listening to "Firth of Fifth"?

oldfarthenry:what_now:oldfarthenry:B-b-but - you're still going to blow shiat up, right?
July 4th won't be the same without all those reports on fireworks injuries and assplosions!

/concerned Canuck

Didn't you people just HAVE your birthday? Don't you have your OWN blown of fingers to worry about?

What, you don't celebrate with gunpowder??

Socialized medicine forced the government to ban the `good' fireworks here (or we'd go broke).
We have to look across the border at you crazy buggers for airborne limbs and fun stuff like that.

Pfft. We had fireworks on Canada Day, and are about to embark on 10 straight days of some of the best.

"freedom juice". That got a chuckle.

Why is this in the "Politics" tab?

There seems to be something missing on that Piechart. Below Boobies and above the LOLCATS Slice.

Crunch61:CrankMyBlueSax:Nabb1:I never really travel on the 4th, anyway. Which is good, as I often spend it consuming a fifth.

If you go forth on the Fourth with a fifth, you may not go forth on the fifth.

While listening to "Firth of Fifth"?

As an old Genesis fan, I see what you did there.

/working all weekend, morning shifts starting at 7 am. I am not a morning person..