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(Washington Times) Obvious Clinton kicked Obama out of the apartment, threw all his belongings out the window and said she never wanted to hear from him again. Now, she sees he's living a successful life and wants to have him back in her life. Cocky   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 46
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Genta [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 03:16:10 AM  
black guys love those white wimmins...

/racist or sexist
//you decide 08!

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 03:31:33 AM  
I didn't even have to read the article to find out the headline is stupid.

 
Philly_gp 2008-07-03 03:37:31 AM  
I knew I saw her in one of those interracial cuckold videos I downloaded. That BDL.

 
McCainDemocrat 2008-07-03 03:46:12 AM  
Mr. Elleithee said the videos probably are archived.

yeah, in the RNC's computers, and those ads will be remixed this fall.

Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.

 
Neurochemist 2008-07-03 04:01:07 AM  
I - for one - have had enough of this.

A vote against this thread is a vote for making Clinton even more irrelevant.

/She's not even worthy of a retarded article/headline.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 04:05:48 AM  
Why does Fark keep linking to this site?

Here, a little reading on the source.

 
Descartes 2008-07-03 06:43:53 AM  
Cagey B:Why does Fark keep linking to this site?

I think it's a deal made to balance all the links to Daily Kos.

 
Random Reality Check 2008-07-03 06:56:48 AM  
Well, does John McCain still have an illegitimate black baby or doesn't he?
It's so hard keeping track with all the vitriol spewed during the primaries.

 
Rickerkioz [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 07:03:34 AM  
McCainDemocrat:

Dammit man, why'd you have to go and make a valid point? You're supposed to be all super troll. Where's all the Obama can't win, and McCain is better for America?


It's like you're not even trying anymore.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 07:09:00 AM  
Cagey B:Why does Fark keep linking to this site?

Here, a little reading on the source.


Because flamewar threads generated by flaky sources = pageviews, and pageviews are revenue.

I've heard you can filter from bad sources on UltraFAR***NO CARRIER***

 
spelunking_defenestrator 2008-07-03 07:10:29 AM  
Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.

Great! He can tell everybody what it's like to be old.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 07:12:29 AM  

 
ilambiquated 2008-07-03 07:41:05 AM  
So Moonies don't like Hillary clinton.Rickerkioz:McCainDemocrat:

Dammit man, why'd you have to go and make a valid point? You're supposed to be all super troll. Where's all the Obama can't win, and McCain is better for America?


It's like you're not even trying anymore.


He's trying to rebuild credibility. He is either a paid astroturfer or has a bet going with some other troller who can get more replies. But he has been so ridiculous recently he needs to shore up his base.

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-07-03 07:48:54 AM  
Hobodeluxe:McCain's temper got to him down in Colombia. (^)

Yeah, I did dumb shiat in 1987 too.

Of course, I'm not running for President.

 
Cyborg77 2008-07-03 07:49:19 AM  
Hobodeluxe:McCain's temper got to him down in Colombia. (^)

You are a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor.

/Darth McCain for President!

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-07-03 07:51:13 AM  
The press release where she threw Michigan and Florida under the bus ^ is still on Hillary's site.

 
WorldCitizen [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 07:51:48 AM  
So a US Senator stops running for president so then removes the running for president information on her web site, and this is news?

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-07-03 08:05:44 AM  
"Gone are the attack ads accusing Sen. Barack Obama of insulting Pennsylvanians, ducking debates and making misleading assertions about gas prices."

We're friends with Barrack Obama, we've always been friends with Barrack Obama.

 
Typical White Person 2008-07-03 08:06:43 AM  
Eh...plagiarism doesn't seem to have permanently deterred Joe Biden's career.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 08:11:32 AM  
There's always hillaryis44.org.

I mean, with friends like those...

 
Magorn 2008-07-03 08:38:30 AM  
Cagey B:Why does Fark keep linking to this site?

Here, a little reading on the source.


Hey now if we didn't have the Washington Times to laugh at in this town, who else could we so mericlessly mock?

The Opening paragraph of this article (new window) is a sublime example of how they've got slanted reporting down to a science:


Terrorist suspects, child pornographers and a corporate spy smuggling defense secrets have been apprehended upon entering the U.S. when data on their laptop computers were searched by Customs and Border Protection officers, but some Senate Democrats want to restrict routine "suspicionless" digital intrusions.


and that's on their front page, not their editorial section.

 
5_second_rule 2008-07-03 08:40:06 AM  
what did joe biden plagiaried so bad that every time his name comes up that is mentioned?

 
implementor 2008-07-03 08:50:27 AM  
Have these people never seen a primary before? This is what happens.

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-07-03 08:53:23 AM  
5_second_rule

Joe Biden copied/used a British politician's speech for inspiration to give a sort of autobiographical speech when he was running for president against Dukakis. He credited the original every time but one, but that one was caught on tape and he dropped out. The fact that he was crediting correctly all the other times came out later.

 
rumpelstiltskin 2008-07-03 09:22:47 AM  
Magorn:
Hey now if we didn't have the Washington Times to laugh at in this town, who else could we so mericlessly mock?


Congress? The President? The Redskin offense?
If you can't think of anything to mock in DC, you just aren't trying.

 
gizzle tizzle 2008-07-03 09:23:16 AM  
You have GOT to check out the picture up at hillaryis44. Effing FUNNY! Seriously, the best part of my morning so far...

 
brandied 2008-07-03 09:39:37 AM  
FTFA
The whitewashing took place quietly in the past few days as Mr. Obama cut his former rival a check to help relieve her campaign debt and as the Clinton family moved to fully embrace Mr. Obama as the presumptive Democratic nominee.
Obama paid off some of her debt? Did I read that right?

 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 09:44:09 AM  
Louder And More Dissonant:Yeah, I did dumb shiat in 1987 too.

You were 12 in 1987. McCain was 51.

 
docmattic 2008-07-03 09:45:45 AM  
Descartes:Cagey B:Why does Fark keep linking to this site?

I think it's a deal made to balance all the links to Daily Kos.


Stupidity on the right balances stupidity on the left?

/you could also obtain equilibrium by simply not including the stupidities to begin with.

 
OneBrightMonkey 2008-07-03 09:46:01 AM  
McCainDemocrat:Mr. Elleithee said the videos probably are archived.

yeah, in the RNC's computers, and those ads will be remixed this fall.

Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.


Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Powell have over a century of political experience between them.

How did that work out?

 
docmattic 2008-07-03 09:47:27 AM  
OneBrightMonkey:McCainDemocrat:Mr. Elleithee said the videos probably are archived.

yeah, in the RNC's computers, and those ads will be remixed this fall.

Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.

Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Powell have over a century of political experience between them.

How did that work out?


Quite well - their mistakes were authoritative.

 
Magorn 2008-07-03 09:49:19 AM  
brandied:FTFA
The whitewashing took place quietly in the past few days as Mr. Obama cut his former rival a check to help relieve her campaign debt and as the Clinton family moved to fully embrace Mr. Obama as the presumptive Democratic nominee.
Obama paid off some of her debt? Did I read that right?


Obama contributed $2600 (maximum allowable personal contribution) to Hillary and Bill Clinton Contributed $2600 to Obama. It was a gesture thing..

 
Magorn 2008-07-03 09:52:51 AM  
rumpelstiltskin:Magorn:
Hey now if we didn't have the Washington Times to laugh at in this town, who else could we so mericlessly mock?


Congress? The President? The Redskin offense?
If you can't think of anything to mock in DC, you just aren't trying.


Congress is too Amorphous, W is NOT considered part of washington, more of an invasive species fo Texas rodent, and We Washingtonians do NOT mock the Redskins offense, especially the last three years when it was again in the hands of St. Joseph of Gibbs. Sure it LOOKED old fashioned, anemic and overly cautious to us, but that is only because we are lesser mortals who could not appreciate the full genius that was the Gibbs.

 
brandied 2008-07-03 09:54:57 AM  
Oh - thanks Magorn - I was a bit startled at that statement.

 
BarrRepublican 2008-07-03 10:01:23 AM  
McCainDemocrat:Mr. Elleithee said the videos probably are archived.
yeah, in the RNC's computers, and those ads will be remixed this fall.
Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.


Of course, you could vote for an actual conservative this fall instead of playing "rah rah" with your fellow neocon goons.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:03:26 AM  
I_Hate_Iowa:5_second_rule

Joe Biden copied/used a British politician's speech for inspiration to give a sort of autobiographical speech when he was running for president against Dukakis. He credited the original every time but one, but that one was caught on tape and he dropped out. The fact that he was crediting correctly all the other times came out later.


I saw that on Wikipedia, but I couldn't find the source. "Every" and "all" are kind of hard to prove, of course, but I'd settle for "one video before the plagiarism brouhaha."

/I want to look at the YouTube.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:04:44 AM  
Are we going to see these "Clinton hates Obama" stories coming out of the right-wing press until November? I'm sick of them already.

 
OneBrightMonkey 2008-07-03 10:08:53 AM  
docmattic:OneBrightMonkey:McCainDemocrat:Mr. Elleithee said the videos probably are archived.

yeah, in the RNC's computers, and those ads will be remixed this fall.

Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.

Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Powell have over a century of political experience between them.

How did that work out?

Quite well - their mistakes were authoritative.


More like ideologically myopic and divorced from reality.

"Henny Penny - The sky is falling" indeed.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-07-03 10:10:49 AM  
Magorn:Congress is too Amorphous, W is NOT considered part of washington, more of an invasive species fo Texas rodent, and We Washingtonians do NOT mock the Redskins offense, especially the last three years when it was again in the hands of St. Joseph of Gibbs. Sure it LOOKED old fashioned, anemic and overly cautious to us, but that is only because we are lesser mortals who could not appreciate the full genius that was the Gibbs.

How about the management at WMATA? Marylanders/Virginians? (depending on your preference)Crazy protesters? Weird accidents and spills that shut down 95/495?

/Just a few that I remember

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-07-03 10:10:51 AM  
BarrRepublican:Of course, you could vote for an actual conservative this fall instead of playing "rah rah" with your fellow neocon goons.

Counter-troll is countering.

/Dude, nice meta-troll sock puppet, whoever you are.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-07-03 10:11:24 AM  
Oh, I can't believe I forgot tourists. That was the biggest one.

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-07-03 10:12:49 AM  
I really was hoping Hillary would start crying during her speech to announce he was dropping out. It would have been stroke material for a decade.

/So many of your TFers bought into her. Just a year ago, speaking poorly of her was part of the Right-wing conspiracy and borderline heresy.

 
unexplained bacon 2008-07-03 10:14:28 AM  
gizzle tizzle:You have GOT to check out the picture up at hillaryis44. Effing FUNNY! Seriously, the best part of my morning so far...

yup

very sad.

 
docmattic 2008-07-03 10:17:43 AM  
OneBrightMonkey:docmattic:OneBrightMonkey:McCainDemocrat:Mr. Elleithee said the videos probably are archived.

yeah, in the RNC's computers, and those ads will be remixed this fall.

Like "McCain has a lifetime of experience and Obama has a speech" isn't ripe for a McCain ad.

Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Powell have over a century of political experience between them.

How did that work out?

Quite well - their mistakes were authoritative.

More like ideologically myopic and divorced from reality.

"Henny Penny - The sky is falling" indeed.


But don't you see? They had the experience necessary to be short-sighted.

/dontcha think that reality should have divorced them first?

 
mrjared 2008-07-03 10:38:42 AM  
Next thing you know, she's going to take him to court and they'll both be on Judge Joe Brown and she'll be talking about how he "owes" her because he stole her nomination. Judge Joe Brown will have to yell at her because she doesn't have any documentation that it was hers to begin with and she needs to move on with her life. Obama will tell the Judge that Hillary has been harrassing him and stalking him and that the only reason she took him to court is to see him again, Judge Joe Brown will ask Hillary if that's true and she'll just stammer and say "he stole my nomination", Judge Joe Brown will dismiss Hillary's case and grant Obama's counterclaim (and his court costs), then that hot blonde chick will explain how Hillary was just bitter and couldn't get over Obama so now she has to pay.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-07-03 10:41:08 AM  
Gone are the attack ads accusing Sen. Barack Obama of insulting Pennsylvanians, ducking debates and making misleading assertions about gas prices. In their place are some of the campaign's best and most positive ads and multiple "Hillary I Know" testimonials that have a shelf life should the former first lady ever run again.

Where's Hillary Quit the Band?

 
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