He knows BOTH of my sisters-in-law? Tough luck for him.

Itty-bitty side-boob committee

After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

I would be more than happy to show how low her standards are by hooking up with her.

This:After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

Vince Vaughn as a rebound.

/says it all

emocomputerjock:This:After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

Vincpretend e Vaughn as a rebound.

/says it all

Hey, Vince used to have some talent. Pre-Anniston we had stuff like Swingers and Dodgeball (Okay, sure it wasn't high art or anything but I could watch it every day all the same for one line and one line alone: "Sorry, Kate but I don't think hallmark makes a 'Sorry Your Coach Got Buried Under Two Tons of Irony' card.") Post-Anniston: Fred Claus

I've said it before: Jennifer Anniston only had to pretend to sleep with David Schwimmer and look what happened to that poor bastard.

He's gay. She's boring.
Of course it wasn't a match.
Her perfect mate would be Matthew Broderick.

This:After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

I think I'd rather have Aniston.
She's not a baby collector for one thing...

Anyone who dates John Mayer for more than a week likes men who think women are shiat. And any woman who likes men like that is bound to be fighting severe self-esteem problems.

mabelkitty:He's gay. She's boring.
Of course it wasn't a match.
Her perfect mate would be Matthew Broderick.

If being gay means dating nothing but A-list fantasy girls, then I'll hop in the first line for cocksucking. Well I were if I weren't already totally gay for my wife. I should have been a closeted gay when I was still single.

mabelkitty:He's gay. She's boring.
Of course it wasn't a match.
Her perfect mate would be Matthew Broderick.

She's doesn't have a big nose. Broderick seems partial to those (Jennifer Grey and S.J. Parker).

Hmm, if it was me, I'd pick Aniston over Stewart. Even in a blind test I'd still make the same choice.

I was going to post the picture of John Mayer in a green Borat mankini but I didn't want to frighten anyone or possibly be banned.

Robert1966:Anyone who dates John Mayer for more than a week likes men who think women are shiat. And any woman who likes men like that is bound to be fighting severe self-esteem problems.

I don't usually read the celeb gossip stories... is he a known abuser or something? I must have missed something big.

I wonder if women ever wish he would just shut up and sing the damn song already?

I think Aniston is a sexy Goddess, but I'm thinking she has a bit wrong in the brain/emotional center. Sadly I don't think "Crazy in the head=crazy in the bed" applies to her. She just doesn't seem the type.

I'd still love a chance to paint the map of Hawaii on her back with my DNA.

Nestea Plunge:I'd squeeze her ass or anything else that needs squeezing. As long as I didn't have to converse with her.

NP, this is at least the 2nd thread I've seen you in today offering your ass-grabbing services. You gunning for a trifecta?

/Not mine though

Aniston can cut glass with her nips.

xxBirdMadGirlxx:emocomputerjock:This:After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

Vincpretend e Vaughn as a rebound.

/says it all

Hey, Vince used to have some talent. Pre-Anniston we had stuff like Swingers and Dodgeball (Okay, sure it wasn't high art or anything but I could watch it every day all the same for one line and one line alone: "Sorry, Kate but I don't think hallmark makes a 'Sorry Your Coach Got Buried Under Two Tons of Irony' card.") Post-Anniston: Fred Claus

I've said it before: Jennifer Anniston only had to pretend to sleep with David Schwimmer and look what happened to that poor bastard.

Well, it's not like Schwimmer was on a rocket train to stardom prior to Friends. In the end, I'll take Madagascar 2 over The Break-Up every day. Schwimmer got off light. Vaughn willingly stuck his face in it.

Player..pfft. If we was a player he would've reasserted his frame as the man and convinced Jen that Kimberly was there for HER enjoyment later in the evening. Now his balls are in her purse.

/now stay tuned for an all new "Ow My Balls"

Can I elect Jennifer to the "Looks like a foot" club...cause well she kinda does...

factoryconnection:Robert1966:Anyone who dates John Mayer for more than a week likes men who think women are shiat. And any woman who likes men like that is bound to be fighting severe self-esteem problems.

I don't usually read the celeb gossip stories... is he a known abuser or something? I must have missed something big.

I have never heard that he's an abuser, but it's a widespread rumor that he talks about women like they're all just lines on a scorecard.

/Yes, many who do that are just trying to fit in with "the guys," but the impression I've gotten is that he really thinks they're human condoms.

This:After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

Yeah, she's girl next door at best, a solid 6-7. Angelina Jolie is an 11-no competition.

I have never heard that he's an abuser, but it's a widespread rumor that he talks about women like they're all just lines on a scorecard.

/Yes, many who do that are just trying to fit in with "the guys," but the impression I've gotten is that he really thinks they're human condoms.

Most guys like that are closet, repressed, homosexuals trying to over-compensate.

LosinMySenses:Hmm, if it was me, I'd pick Aniston over Stewart. Even in a blind test I'd still make the same choice.

THIS
I also would take her over AJ who does nothing for me.
/the tatts don't help
//Kim is a skank

This:After Brad Pitt, I'm starting to realize something really sad: Jennifer Aniston has married above her station, and is becoming clingy and pathetic in discovering that her sexy, exciting men would rather be with sexy, exciting women instead of her.

You're just coming to this conclusion now?

Every train needs a caboose, i guess.

factoryconnection:Robert1966:Anyone who dates John Mayer for more than a week likes men who think women are shiat. And any woman who likes men like that is bound to be fighting severe self-esteem problems.

I don't usually read the celeb gossip stories... is he a known abuser or something? I must have missed something big.

I don't know if JM is an abuser. But I do know this. He's an ugly twat with floppy lips and his stupid song "Wonderland" or whatever the fark it is instinctively makes my legs snap close, tightly, and convulse with a nasty case of "I rather staple my bajingo shut".

/I don't like him.

Robert1966:/Yes, many who do that are just trying to fit in with "the guys," but the impression I've gotten is that he really thinks they're human condoms.

FFS, someone get the image of JM having sex with anything out of my head.

Also, this comment... makes me... want to...

/*puke*

Jennifer Aniston regrets ever hooking up with John Mayer. She is now in the unfortunate position of being linked with the likes of Jessica Simpson as one of his fark buddies

FTFY

Jesus Christ.

H_is_for_Heretic:Yeah, she's girl next door at best, a solid 6-7. Angelina Jolie is an 11-no competition.

Maybe even a 12 with all of those veins sticking out.

Sarcastica75:

I don't know if JM is an abuser. But I do know this. He's an ugly twat with floppy lips and his stupid song "Wonderland" or whatever the fark it is instinctively makes my legs snap close, tightly, and convulse with a nasty case of "I rather staple my bajingo shut".


B-A-J-I-N-G-O
B-A-J-I-N-G-O
B-A-J-I-N-G-O
Bajingo was its name!

Marisyana:Jennifer Aniston regrets ever hooking up with John Mayer. She is now in the unfortunate position of being linked with the likes of Jessica Simpson as one of his fark buddies

FTFY

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you DRTFA.

John Mayer regrets ever hooking up with Jennifer Aniston.

Don't we all....

Come to me, Sarcastica75. Your bajingo will convulse with the power of a thousand suns.


Really? OK. Pick you up at 8.

Sarcastica75:
I don't know if JM is an abuser. But I do know this. He's an ugly twat with floppy lips and his stupid song "Wonderland" or whatever the fark it is instinctively makes my legs snap close, tightly, and convulse with a nasty case of "I rather staple my bajingo shut".

/I don't like him.

New keyboard please!!

Can't wait to see if she flips and tries to start something w/ Hayley Williams. Hayley will biatch slap her, and it will be awesome.

I heard from a friend who heard from a friend who heard from an acquaintance a couple of years ago that his male cousin slept with John Mayer. Seriously...high school gossip of this caliber is bulletproof.

elev8meL8r:Come to me, Sarcastica75. Your bajingo will convulse with the power of a thousand suns.


Really? OK. Pick you up at 8.

My vagina.

/You have killed it.
//RIP.

Oh, look at him! With his Cybil Sheppard hair and floppy lips!

/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
//I mean, seriously, eeeeeeeeeew!
\ew.

Link (new window) Not suprised...johny mayer rocks dual bluetooth

John Mayer's a 6.5 at best... she can do a lot better.

The real winner is Brad Pitt. His first wife got old and dumpy looking, so we traded her in for a new, younger hotter wife. And in a few years - when he's got tired or Angelina being insane - he'll leave her for someone even younger and hotter. And so on.

He's living the dream.

RantCasey:Can I elect Jennifer to the "Looks like a foot" club...cause well she kinda does...

If she looks like a foot I would sure suck on her toes!

Isn't 'whiny' his musical shtick as well?

There's no hate like John Mayer hate..


And there is no love, apparently, than only-chick-on-a-messageboard love.

Jeez.

And I mean that, of course, in the nicest possible way.

Love. Spread it.