Cue five thousand skinny blokes in black stovepipe jeans running for the border.

It is not me. I'm an astronaut.

I_C_Weener:It is not me. I'm an astronaut.

Me neither.

/congressman

Me neither.;

/award winning physicist
/plus, female

Alert: members of Coldplay now "persons of interest" to the investigation.

Not me, I'm an economist

/not enough personality to make it as an accountant

Recoil Therapy:not enough personality to make it as an accountant

*snort* good one :D

missmez:award winning physicist

so you're saying you're a physicist who'd let a simple issue of mechanics get in the way? ;)

His real name is Richard Ream... DICK REAM.

I'm a marine core soldier.

/obvious

BTW I'm glad the charge is bunk and hopefully Rikki isn't too shaken by it.

RubyRed:His real name is Richard Ream... DICK REAM.

hehehe I was sitting here chuckling thinking about that. Is it bad I've known what his real name is for like years and years?

Pocket Ninja:I'm a marine core soldier.

I thought you were in the Bear Force (pops)

RubyRed:His real name is Richard Ream... DICK REAM.

Nice seeing you're still on your toes.

WhyteRaven74:
hehehe I was sitting here chuckling thinking about that. Is it bad I've known what his real name is for like years and years?

Yes, yes it is.


I don't remember hearing about the arrest.
Poor woman, it must have been bad enough being raped by what she thought was a washed up musician. But to be raped by someone impersonating a washed up musician? Ouch.

sepuku2:Nice seeing you're still on your toes.

Yes, I know I have a very juvenile sense of humor.

/not really sure what you're referring to.

Authorities note that if it had been Tommy Lee that wouldn't have sufficed as an Alibi...

RubyRed:I don't remember hearing about the arrest.

It was on Fark when it happened.

But to be raped by someone impersonating a washed up musician? Ouch.

no worse, someone impersonating a drummer.

sepuku2:I thought you were in the Bear Force (pops)

I was in the Bear Force, but the Core offered better opportunities.

WhyteRaven74:It was on Fark when it happened.

Huh, I don't remember that at all.

no worse, someone impersonating a drummer.

I thought bass players were the mock-worthy ones.

Once again the law is proven an ass. If he had been there then the authorities would have gotten there pound of flesh and closed the book on him, guilty or otherwise.

Wasn't me.
I am.

/Nas

I once offered to show a woman my Harry Kuykendall, but I'm not sure that counts as impersonation.

Wasn't me. I usually play a marine biologist.

Why is this in the business tab?

what's worrying is that they bring the rape charges forward against the guy in the first place based on the testimony of some twit

who has no clue


hey babe, it's me robert plant
let's do it

oh yeahhhhhhhh

i play a viking at the bar, i dont have any game, but a club works almost as good as clorform.

Not me. I'm a gynecologist.

3825968:Why is this in the business tab?

Clicked 162 times; posted to Music on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 at 10:30 AM

Something must be farked.

RubyRed:WhyteRaven74:It was on Fark when it happened.

Huh, I don't remember that at all.

no worse, someone impersonating a drummer.

I thought bass players were the mock-worthy ones.

Drummers are the slobbering animals of the group. Hence, in Electric Mayhem, "Animal" played drums. Bass players are the goofy goons, usually. In this case, the woman can be excused for sleeping with whom she thought was a washed-up famous drummer, however she would have likely not given the bass player from (picks random popular hard-rock group) Breaking Benjamin the time of day. A sad life, those 4-stringers.

My heart goes out to her for being raped, regardless of the musical inclination of the perpetrator.

Wasn't me. I'm a drummer.

sepuku2:3825968:Why is this in the business tab?

Clicked 162 times; posted to Music on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 at 10:30 AM

Something must be farked.

I believe I've found the connection.

Aww yeah
That`s right baby.
Girl, tonight we`re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? `Cause it`s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night`s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. `Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There`s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I`ve got work in the morning." I know what you`re trying to say baby. You`re trying to say, "Oh, yeah. It`s business time. It`s business time."

It`s business.
It`s business time.
That`s what you`re trying to say you`re trying to say let`s get down to business it`s business time.

does phil collins count as a rocker?

Algebrat what's that? You say you'd like some more? Well I'm not surprised, but I am quite sleepy.

/Business hours
//over

because rape is funny

At first I thought it was me, but it turns out I'm I'm Rikki RACHTMAN, and technically not a rock star.

I'm not a rapist dressed as Rikki Rocket, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

Can he still be charged for being a member of one of the worst bands of the '80's?

/C.C - pick up that guitar and take some farking lessons

Why is this story in the business section?

mcongraff:because rape is funny

I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh?

/RIP, funnyman

TossedSaladMan:Why is this story in the business section?

It is also in the Music tab, but I'm pretty sure Algebrat already explained the connection. RTFT!

Am I the only one who thought the headline was a drummer joke?

/Drummer
//Wasn't me, I'm brown.

This article is about Rikki Rocket, so why is it in the music section?

WhyteRaven74:RubyRed:I don't remember hearing about the arrest.

It was on Fark when it happened.

But to be raped by someone impersonating a washed up musician? Ouch.

no worse, someone impersonating a drummer.

A really really shiatty drummer, to boot.

Wow...so that that drummer in Poison is a rapist.

robbiedo:Wow...so that that drummer in Poison is a rapist.

No no that that drummer is not not.

No Brett Michaels references yet?

jerry2a:C.C - pick up that guitar and take some farking lessons

While that line made me chuckle, he does put on a hell of a show, and his riffs are fun if not technically demanding.

kronicfeld:Alert: members of Coldplay now "persons of interest" to the investigation.

Unlikely since the victim was a female.