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(Bitten and Bound) Spiffy Former "American Idol" contestant Kristy Lee Cook snags Nashville record contract, proving that a loser can be a winner   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 18
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Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 07:59:51 AM  
Well, duh. The ones with a bit of talent are "voted" out in the finals because they have a shot at stardom without winning. The iffiest candidate wins because they'd have no chance otherwise.

/trust me, it's all in the script

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 09:05:57 AM  
She's purty

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 09:37:25 AM  
Shocking that nashville picks a tall, good-looking blonde who looks really good in jeans. What's next, a guy in a black cowboy hat?

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 11:43:49 AM  
...but we already knew losers could be winners, since the winners are such losers.

 
Derwood 2008-07-02 11:52:22 AM  
all it proves is that the Nashville Pop machine is always on the lookout for chicks who look like strippers and maybe can sing.

 
SofaKingHuge 2008-07-02 12:27:19 PM  
Derwood

all it proves is that the Nashville Pop machine is always on the lookout for chicks who look like strippers and maybe can sing.

Wow, you just made country make a lot more sense to me. I've wondered for years why I watch CMT on mute.

 
Derwood 2008-07-02 12:50:33 PM  
SofaKingHuge:Derwood

all it proves is that the Nashville Pop machine is always on the lookout for chicks who look like strippers and maybe can sing.

Wow, you just made country make a lot more sense to me. I've wondered for years why I watch CMT on mute.


They even have stripper names now. Seriously, if I told you about this hot blonde named Taylor Swift, would you think she was a country singer or a porn star?

 
thesharkman 2008-07-02 01:06:51 PM  
Yeah but can Kristy Lee cook?

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 01:14:35 PM  
Good lord, she was f*cking terrible. Really, really bad. Consistently flat, no rhythm, and spent more time on her hair and wardrobe than rehearsing. Pretty, but zero talent.

Oh, wait...She's making COUNTRY music?

I guess she'll fit in fine, then.

 
keroppilee 2008-07-02 01:37:26 PM  
thread useless without pics etc etc.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 02:02:01 PM  
She doesn't have the grace and poise of Jenny Pickler.

 
BizarreMan 2008-07-02 02:38:20 PM  
Why be surprised she signed with Arista Nashville. She was previously signed and dumped by them.

 
MmmBadEggs 2008-07-02 02:53:13 PM  
She sings "today's country music" (i.e. not country music), right?

 
FuzzyNoNoseChimp [TotalFark] 2008-07-02 03:59:30 PM  
More and more losers are going to Country music. Soon the entire genre will explode in a fantastic blaze of suck. I can't wait.

 
doxonrox99 2008-07-02 04:57:07 PM  
Country music fans - they just don't care a whole hell of a lot about that talent thing - as long as she's purty.

 
kabloink 2008-07-02 05:02:48 PM  
A skinny blonde girl straddling a horse. That just screams country or a future in kinky videos.

i236.photobucket.com

 
Tanukis_Parachute 2008-07-02 10:52:31 PM  
i like real country, not nashville pop.

i heard an interview with bo bice on the radio. he was thankful he made it far since it openned up doors but also was glad he didn't win. his reason was that if he had won, he would have had to make other peoples music. by losing he felt he gained some creative control.

 
petdance 2008-07-04 01:00:56 AM  
Yeah, see also Daughtry.

 
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