Why not just add wax to the existing Chewbacca waxwork? Her face is ugly enough, already.

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The headline is misleading. They're making a wax statue *of* her, not dipping her in wax, as seen on "The Simpsons".

Perhaps they can be made to reconsider.

mauve'bib:They're making a wax statue *of* her, not dipping her in wax, as seen on "The Simpsons".

Well, why don't they? She'll be dead soon and it'll be easy.

This reminds me of that movie "House of Wax" where the Vincent Price character made wax figures out real people.

By next year it'll be the only way people will be about to see her in person (sorta).

All these Amy Winehouse greenlights make me pine for the Britney Spears days.

Cripes, at least at one time Spears wasn't as ugly as a sack full of sprockets.

Will it come complete with spiders?

halfof33
All these Amy Winehouse greenlights make me pine for the Britney Spears days.

Cripes, at least at one time Spears wasn't as ugly as a sack full of sprockets.

No kidding, I truly with they would stop. It's just getting ridiculous, every frickin' day there's something about this stupid biatch on here. It's getting to where I find myself avoiding Fark because of it.

mauve'bib:The headline is misleading. They're making a wax statue *of* her, not dipping her in wax, as seen on "The Simpsons".

Perhaps they can be made to reconsider.

is there a petition i can sign to help convince them? lol

/the wax figure will have a healthier skin tone
//pile of empty crack vials at figure's feet?

Amy the new Britney now apparently. Britney's life is doing better and no one is interested in her, Amy on the other hand....if there was one person who shouldn't be in the news it's Amy Winehouse.

Oozing sores and scabs and all?

zappaisfrank:It's getting to where I find myself avoiding Fark because of it.

You'll get over it.

Ya know, some headlines are just too elaborate for their own good.

oryx:This reminds me of that movie "House of Wax" where the Vincent Price character made wax figures out real people.

It reminds me of Carry On Screaming.
/FRYYYING TONIGHT!

It's really hard to keep a wax crack pipe from melting.

I wonder if they'll give her crack scabs all over her face, for people to pick off as a souvenir? Honey, be sure to grab a scab for grandma, too!

I hope they showcase her final moments, in a death battle with the B-52s over the cultural right to the beehive.

/got my money on Kate Pierson

Guntram Shatterhand:I hope they showcase her final moments, in a death battle with the B-52s over the cultural right to the beehive.

/got my money on Kate Pierson

Kate would totally shank her with a broken champagne bottle, bwahahahahaaaa...

Shankula:Guntram Shatterhand:I hope they showcase her final moments, in a death battle with the B-52s over the cultural right to the beehive.

/got my money on Kate Pierson

Kate would totally shank her with a broken champagne bottle, bwahahahahaaaa...

I'd like to think Fred would also mock her in that singing voice of his before kicking her repeatedly. Let's face it: in a dark alley, I'd hate to face the B-52s. You know they hang with Iggy Pop. They can kick anybody's ass.

Dear Amy Winehouse,

When I first heard the song "Rehab" I was stunned by the depth, power, and soul in your voice. There is a timeless quality to it that makes it sound as though your vocals could have been recorded a week ago or nearly a century ago. The comparisons to Billie Holiday are unavoidable, but beyond the simple textures you share in common with her vocals, you also exhibit the same tortured private life that plays so heavily in the pained expressions evidenced in your voice.

Hey, it is bad luck that people in today's entertainment industry don't have the same luxury afforded those decades ago. Today nothing is private. As if regular check-out tabloids aren't bad enough, with digital photography, cell phones, and bluetooth and wifi connections, nothing you ever do is more than 30 seconds away from celebrity sites like Gawker, What Would Tyler Durden Do, or I Don't Like You In That Way. Substance abuse and addiction disorders are the main course for the sharks surrounding celebrities such as yourself.

What is the biggest difference between you and a lot of the people who frequently appear on those sites? Talent. You didn't appear on some mind-numbing reality show. You didn't sleaze your way into some idiotic movie. You didn't have the priveledge of being born into a ridiculous wealthy family. You were born with a rare talent and you worked hard to make your special gift translate into a career. While many of the troglodytes who populate the gossip columns manipulate their appearances to maximize their exposure, you on the other hand don't need the publicity. You musical talent is PR enough.

I was lucky enough to see you perform at the Virgin Music Festival in Baltimore, MD last summer. In the two days of stunning performances, yours stood out as truly soulful and heartfelt. I had heard the songs many times at that point, but the way you brought them to life during the performance is something I will remember for a long time. I've seen well over five hundred bands perform in my 16 years as a concert goer, and yours ranks among the top.

Please, Amy, for the sake of people who appreciate good music, get yourself into a healthy lifestyle. Cast aside the toxic substance, and the hurtful people who are complicating your life. Yours could be a prolific career with countless pieces of work that could stand the test of time. So many other musicians expire before their time due to their own abuse of their body. Your beautiful voice is a unique gem in a veritable sea of flawed stones and hopeless mediocrity.

Please, Amy, get some help. Don't wind up being remembered for all the wrong reasons.

Your fan,

Mike Heathen

Mike Heathen

Absolutely THIS!

Hey guys, At about 5:15 p.m. est today, on 95.5 WBRU in providence RI, this headline was read nearly verbatim with no credit given whatsoever. I was hung-up upon by the DJ after calling in to inquire.

killamajig:Hey guys, At about 5:15 p.m. est today, on 95.5 WBRU in providence RI, this headline was read nearly verbatim with no credit given whatsoever. I was hung-up upon by the DJ after calling in to inquire.

Ric Romero reports that Fark is often used a source for lazy jockeys everywhere.

Bravo, Mike Heathen, bravo!

Leave Amy ALOOOONE!