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(KMBC 9 News) Scary Not news: House catches fire. News: It's the result of kids playing with fireworks. Fark: In the attic   (kmbc.com) divider line 22
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try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2008-06-29 10:12:09 PM  
stupid tag off for the weekend?

 
Smellvin 2008-06-29 10:12:36 PM  
Would someone mind photoshopping a large, flaming blaze on Hugh Lorie?

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2008-06-29 10:13:46 PM  
I'm anticipating a fireworks fight in my tinder box neighborhood tonight so I'm really getting a kick out of... oh wait, there are no replies.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2008-06-29 10:14:30 PM  
Too slow.

BOOBIES!

 
Show us your Marx [TotalFark] 2008-06-29 10:14:51 PM  
it's news that kids set a house on fire with fireworks? i think that if they did it any other way this article would need the irony tag subby

 
jogiff 2008-06-29 10:17:13 PM  
"Indoor fireworks can still burn you fingers"

 
Stealthy Ninja Polar Bear 2008-06-29 10:17:52 PM  
I feel sorry for the lady who apparently has retarded kids.
I feel even more sorry that she lost her house over it.

/house fires suck
//mine burned to the ground 2 months ago
///not by fireworks though

///Slashies

 
PsychoLaurie 2008-06-29 10:19:45 PM  
Our neighbor's teenage kids once started shooting fireworks out of their second floor bedroom window onto their porch. Caught the freaking curtains on fire and burned their house down. The boys freaked out, ran out of the house and tried to leave the neighborhood.

We were so pissed off at their stupidity that we made lemonade and handed it over the fence to the firefighters as they were suffering in the July afternoon heat. In the end, the asshat kids killed their cats and their family dog, which I absolutely adored.

Stupid stupid stupid

 
Peter von Nostrand 2008-06-29 10:26:22 PM  
PsychoLaurie:Our neighbor's teenage kids once started shooting fireworks out of their second floor bedroom window onto their porch. Caught the freaking curtains on fire and burned their house down. The boys freaked out, ran out of the house and tried to leave the neighborhood.

We were so pissed off at their stupidity that we made lemonade and handed it over the fence to the firefighters as they were suffering in the July afternoon heat. In the end, the asshat kids killed their cats and their family dog, which I absolutely adored.

Stupid stupid stupid


You obviously don't live anywhere near where I work. The people around where I work steal borrow our equipment when we set it down while going in to put the fire out.

 
Slartibartfaster [TotalFark] 2008-06-29 10:28:59 PM  
Smellvin:flaming blaze on Hugh Lorie?

www.the-spine.com

Close enough ?

// no I dont know why he is covered in nipples
/// not that there is anything wrong with that
//// sometimes a GIS is weirder than other times

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-06-29 10:31:10 PM  
Just so we can clear up some confusion and future fark threads here, hey you dads out there? Could you please properly teach your kids how to blow shiat up outside?

 
DrForrester 2008-06-29 10:32:52 PM  
When she first smelled smoke, the woman thought a neighbor was smoking meat.

If this doesn't convince you that KC is the beef BBQ capitol of the world, nothing will.

 
DrForrester 2008-06-29 10:36:08 PM  
Stealthy Ninja Polar Bear:I feel sorry for the lady who apparently has retarded kids.
I feel even more sorry that she lost her house over it.

/house fires suck
//mine burned to the ground 2 months ago
///not by fireworks though

///Slashies


Sorry to hear that, that is one of the worst things that can happen to you. I hope you were insured and have lots of patience.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-06-29 10:41:25 PM  
About 15 years ago there was a fire in Gardnerville, Nevada that was started by kids lighting lizards on fire with lighter fluid. One of the lizards scampered off into the underbrush and, the next thing you know, thousands of acres and 17 homes were torched.

 
Berz 2008-06-29 11:14:42 PM  
DrForrester:When she first smelled smoke, the woman thought a neighbor was smoking meat.

If this doesn't convince you that KC is the beef BBQ capitol of the world, nothing will.


Hahaha, nicely played.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-29 11:15:08 PM  
Paging Red Forman...

 
raiderchop 2008-06-29 11:17:51 PM  
Darwin - "Missed it by that much"

 
Attractive Successful African American 2008-06-30 12:52:47 AM  
Where the hell else you gonna light 'em up?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-06-30 01:20:36 AM  
img261.imageshack.us

Approves.

 
Dinty Moore's Law 2008-06-30 02:45:42 AM  
raiderchop:Darwin - "Missed it by that much"

Darwin FTW in Peoria! (^)

 
Boris S. Wort [TotalFark] 2008-06-30 11:19:25 AM  
i157.photobucket.com

 
mynameisspoo 2008-06-30 12:04:51 PM  
Darwin is at it again it seems.

And no, I don't feel sorry for the lady with the stupid kids who lost her house... she should have been watching them. Or at least told them that fireworks are for outside fire setting only.

 
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