Plasma donor center closure forces dregs of society into demeaning employment.

NEWS RELEASE: Cirque Du Soleil's latest show is a parody of the fashion world and is entitled Le Catwalk.

I hope my dad doesn't see me doing this. He'll kick my ass.

I'm gonna go jump off of a building.

Dad?

Just think of the paycheque. Focus on the paycheque.

$600/hour is not enough to put up with this shiat. I am going to kill my goddammned agent.

There is no farking way I'd be doing this if it weren't for the chicks changing in the open backstage.

IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

****MAGNUM!!****

The guys at the coffeehouse will soil their girl pants in envy when they see how ironic I am.

I fail and my bum is bleeding.

I shall now sing you the song of my people...

I just wish I was an ambi-turner.

Oh geez... these shoes are so tacky.

Portable BJ?

He said this was "metrosexual", I think I heard wrong...

He said this was "metrosexual", I think I heard wrong...


avec le vote!

LONDON - McDonald's is providing its staff with a new range of uniforms designed by Bruce Oldfield, famous for dressing Princess Diana, Jemima Khan and Sienna Miller, in an attempt to appear more upmarket.

/truth>fiction.

Carrot Top finds something new to suck at.

If I don't look at them, they won't notice me...

Sean is modeling the latest from the GoldenPalace.com fall collection. The fabulous fuchsia sporren means he is just as ready to hit the stage with his band as he is to hit the courthouse with his lifemate. You go, girl!

For once, it's nice to model clothes that the average man can afford and will wear.

I am one with the essence of Cyndi Lauper.

5 years of clown college for this?

IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING AT McDONALDS.....

...But I forgot to give Ronald McDonald his wig back.

Bjork.

Axel Rose now has proof he slept with Cyndi Lauper.

Republican Senator John McCain campaigned in San Francisco today...

"God, kill me."

Pete and RePete invite you to this thread several stories down.
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My pal Nick says "If you dress like that tonight, I will too. It'll be a hoot." Wait till I find that bastich, I'll kick him a new one.

"It's worth the $20...It's worth the $20...It's worth the $20..."

"While a confused McDonald experimented with lifestyle choices in his twenties, Ronald never lost touch with his Scottish heritage."

Shoot me now! Oh, God, shoot me now.

Heath Ledger made it big...why not me?

OH GOD WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG??!!!???????!!!?!?!!!!

Mom? Sis?

"I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya I'll tumble for YOU!"

"They told me I'd feel pretty. I don't feel pretty."

In six weeks I'll be in the WWF, that's my schedule...

"...if I only had a brain!"

No it's proof David Bowie had sex with Cyndi Lauper...

I thought this was the audition for Ronald McDonald.

"DUMMM DEE DUMMMM DEE DUMM"

"unfortunately, the fashion show segment of the First Annual All Highlands Transvestite Festival somewhat lowered the otherwise upbeat mood"

Gosh, I look like a d**k in a wig.

Reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation.

"I'll still fark more supermodels this month than all Farkers in their combined lifetimes."