First the relationship, now this...

Christ kid, what's next, is the rope going to break? Bullet's a dud? Is there anything you can do right?

He should just marry her and get it over with so he can be miserable like the rest of us.

Not impressed.

/hotlinked due to electromagnetic anomaly

I wish "I" could be rescued by a Chinook helicopter someday. Lucky bastard.

Must've had Stars and Bars on the roof.

I once knew a guy who claimed his '87 Maxima was the fastest production car ever built or some such BS, so I'm getting a kick...

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea Maxima culpa.

I wunce made a terd in my pantaloons.

This was NOT a 1,000 foot clean drop. The kid wouldn't have survived that. Moron basiclly rolled down the side of a mountain.

And that is why the -47 will be picked... again.... over the Blackhawk for CSARX.

Meanwhile, there's a big scar, and a freaking car on the side of the mountain.

Maximas are a shiat... little farker should be happy he's got such a hawt car.

wait... 1985??

carry on...

/not impressed

1000 feet below?

Were there sleestacks there?

I had an 85 Maxima. Best car I ever owned.

I had a 1993 Maxima about eight years ago, gave it to my mother in law. She got rear ended by a truck at a toll booth. She survived, car didn't, but she bought a much nicer car with the settlement.

yeah, but does it get good gas mileage?

1985 Nissan Maxima? Those were ugly as hell. But comfortable, and nearly indestructible- as evidenced by the fact that (a) this kid had one and (b) survived a plunge off a cliff in it.

I'll bet the dumbass was wearing his seat belt, too. More than a few suicide- by- car crash attempts have been thwarted by that.

TxRabbit:Meanwhile, there's a big scar, and a freaking car on the side of the mountain.

Sucks to your assmar!

I want my two dollars!

TxRabbit:Meanwhile, there's a big scar, and a freaking car on the side of the mountain.

I wanna drive up the side of the mountain
I wanna roll down the other side of the mountain
I wanna swim in the river and lie in the sun
I wanna try to be nice to everyone

(If only it had been a Civic.... snif...)

The 1986 tercel wagon. A friend of mine had one, tried to blow it up for years...His sister rolled in down a mountain in WV. She was fine, car still ran..I think it was possesed...

Danger Avoid Death:Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea Maxima culpa.

No, no, the Maxima only comes with 4 doors.

/Does not approve. Or maybe he does. He's crazy as hell at least.
//Hotlinked.
///& obscure.

teen-ager???

I can see the news interviewer in the hospital..

Gee Kid, your girl dumps you, you drive off Pikes Peak and survive. What'cha going to do not...

Kid: I'm going to Six Flags Georgia..Yeah!!

Hattori Hanzo crafted a Nissan Maxima?

I survived Pikes Peak too! I drove a rental though.

mr.morbid:I can see the news interviewer in the hospital..

Gee Kid, your girl dumps you, you drive off Pikes Peak and survive. What'cha going to do not...

Kid: I'm going to Six Flags Georgia..Yeah!!

Well, he's bound to get ahead in life with that thinking.

Larmer:First the relationship, now this...

Christ kid, what's next, is the rope going to break? Bullet's a dud? Is there anything you can do right?

Getting a "DUMBASS" on Fark is sure to get him laid though.

ta da!

Ugh... TAG.

/going to the bar

No PS skills, but would like to see that blue Nissan in this pic....

Glitchwerks:thegarageblog.com

if the topic is Pikes Peak, Rod Millen is hardly obscure.

Not videotaping it was the big FAIL

I think a bit of the late great Frank Zappa is appropriate for this situation...


You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
'N you wanna throw your life away, well
People that's just fine
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'N we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead
Go head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'N poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention
'N you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then

You're on the bridge;
Scared to leap,
But a girl walks over
To take a peep. . .
She says: "DON'T DO IT"
But wouldn't you know...
The girl got a head
Like a buffalo
With a little red hair
All over the top
An' her breath would make the
Traffic stop
She says "I LOVE YOU...
BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT"
And all you can say as you run down the street

/Window seat, Kosher meal please.

When people "attempt" they are usually crying for help. I love the idiots who swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol trying to kill themselves. Usually, they take them to the hospital to pump their stomach. I hope the rescue agencies bill the twerp for the rescue.

I'd kind of like to see pictures of the car. Does it still run? Drive? You don't really need windows you know.

I once drove down Pikes Peak in a 87 GTI. Come to think of it, it was 1988 when I did it. Went a lot slower though. Good way to beat traffic, I suppose.

Must have learned from the Master:


/OW! OOH! DOH!! OWW!! DOH!!....

FTA: "Police say the incident was a suicide attempt stemming from a relationship between the boy and his girlfriend that had recently ended. "


His girlfriend recently ended?

Scruffinator:

Not impressed.

/hotlinked due to electromagnetic anomaly

That reminded me of this: Link (new window)

Alyna_jf
teen-ager???

This. That was the first thing of any importance in the article that I noticed.

He could have just jumped. Now everyone else has to clean up his shiat. If he wants "help" it's all around him for the asking.

/not punching the ticket, help is always around.
//but little sympathy for suicides.

Stuntman Mike not impressed.