Brynwood Country Club (pops)

Initiation Fees and Dues - Golf Member
Monthly dues: $600 (Must join for full 12 months.)
Food & Beverage minimum is $800 per year.
Initiation $11,000 (waived for the 1st yr)

Well no shiat they kept playing. They just lost a little tip money, not 3 farkin' holes.

The masked man?

Aside from those crazy snow golfers, you can only play golf in Wisconsin for a few months out of the year.

Smart robber, IMO. Probably made off with a couple thousand. Much easier & safer than robbing a liquor store, and it's almost a guarantee that each person will be carrying a fat wad of cash that's easily replaceable, so they won't put up a fight.

/far cry from the guys we usually hear about here, falling asleep mid-burglary, etc

I know a guy who keeps a gun in his golf baghttp://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3703065&nvhide=0&ok=859844 676&sc=5.

Diehard golfers..daaaamn!

Initiation $11,000 (waived for the 1st yr)

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

geetus:Smart robber, IMO. Probably made off with a couple thousand. Much easier & safer than robbing a liquor store, and it's almost a guarantee that each person will be carrying a fat wad of cash that's easily replaceable, so they won't put up a fight.

/far cry from the guys we usually hear about here, falling asleep mid-burglary, etc

The caddies probably lost more than the golfers did.

geetus:Smart robber, IMO. Probably made off with a couple thousand. Much easier & safer than robbing a liquor store, and it's almost a guarantee that each person will be carrying a fat wad of cash that's easily replaceable, so they won't put up a fight.

Are you high? Rich people carry plastic, not paper.

Hey...there were stripper waiting in the club house and a free show was on the line....they just had to hit par...that's all...just par!!!!

Golf: If you don't keep playing after being robbed, you're a hacker!

That's one way to get your calcutta money back.

How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?

He robbed the Rosenberg foursome. The thief escaped with $127 in cash and $8,000 in pledges.

effyew2

Are you high? Rich people carry plastic, not paper.

Usually both. My rich ex-stepfather (who was a huge douchebag) generally had a clip with about $1000 or so in it.

Tanks fer nottin Danny

FTFA: When the party of six, four golfers and two caddies, reached the 16th tee shortly after 11 a.m. a lone gunman emerged from nearby woods and said, "Give me your money," according to police.





Wanted for questioning.

I know who it was. This guy. (new window, not a RR).

/Unimpressed
//Hotlinked because I'm lazy
/Yarrrr!

effyew2:geetus:Smart robber, IMO. Probably made off with a couple thousand. Much easier & safer than robbing a liquor store, and it's almost a guarantee that each person will be carrying a fat wad of cash that's easily replaceable, so they won't put up a fight.

Are you high? Rich people carry plastic, not paper.

So they don't have to tip.

The robber took a gimme.

Outtaphase:Brynwood Country Club (pops)

Initiation Fees and Dues - Golf Member
Monthly dues: $600 (Must join for full 12 months.)
Food & Beverage minimum is $800 per year.
Initiation $11,000 (waived for the 1st yr)

Well no shiat they kept playing. They just lost a little tip money, not 3 farkin' holes.

We play $5/hole, and I am not rich. So I imagine it would be probable that those golfers had some decent money on them.

HBK:Outtaphase:Brynwood Country Club (pops)

Initiation Fees and Dues - Golf Member
Monthly dues: $600 (Must join for full 12 months.)
Food & Beverage minimum is $800 per year.
Initiation $11,000 (waived for the 1st yr)

Well no shiat they kept playing. They just lost a little tip money, not 3 farkin' holes.

We play $5/hole, and I am not rich. So I imagine it would be probable that those golfers had some decent money on them.

Those are some cheap-ass hookers.

Ooops, sorry. I'm in the wrong thread.

Rat Farts!

eqtworld:I fore one-wood have been swinging mad, and too teed off not to drop out, no lie.

I wouldn't let it drive a wedge between me and the game. Hazards exist everywhere.

Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, 'Why did you do that?'

The man replies, 'Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.'

/copied off the internets... old joke, still makes me laugh... nice to see the stereotypes realized every now and then

effyew2:Are you high? Rich people carry plastic, not paper.

Golfers carry cash. It makes settling the wagers easier.

You gotta love golf. It's basically a mildly athletic excuse to gamble and drink. What a great game...

Gonz:effyew2:Are you high? Rich people carry plastic, not paper.

Golfers carry cash. It makes settling the wagers easier.

You gotta love golf. It's basically a mildly athletic excuse to gamble and drink. What a great game...

Gambling, maybe easier to pay for food and drink in the clubhouse afterwards or after the ninth hole, strippers... plenty of reasons to be carrying cash.

Spud Boy:Aside from those crazy snow golfers, you can only play golf in Wisconsin for a few months out of the year.

April, May, June, July, August, September?

I would say that qualifies as a good portion of the year.

My mom fainted and was taken to the hospital.. they contacted my dad who was playing in a tourney at the time at his country club. They said that she was fine and there was nothing he could do...

Oh yeah, he finished his round -- but skipped the normal 4-6 beers afterwards to head directly to the hospital to see mom.

"The incident was an unusual occurrence at our club."

I should certainly hope so.

FWIW....When I was stationed in Stockton, CA in the early 90's there were numerous robberies at the local Van Buskirk course. Relocated to Guam before I could find out if they ever caught the robbers.

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