That interview made my hair hurt.

welcome miley, now you've grown enough for us to kick you in the box and shove you

The torch of sucky, angry female rock hacks has been passed

It's always so easy to spot the headlines written by little boys.

Miley, it is now time for you to choose a literary concept to destroy. These include, but are not limited to, foreshadowing, flashback, symbolism, allusion, and tragedy.

Alanis was sexy in that song. Miley's just goofy.

Well, at least it wasn't Dave Coulier.

Seven years is a big age difference?

quickdraw: Seven years is a big age difference?

When you're 15 sure is.

When I was in Jr High School, a 15 year old girl I knew was dating a 24 year old. Folks like myself and my friends who were school friends and on rare occasion hung out with her outside of school (ie not her best friends, but still friends) looked at her like she was seriously weird and messed up. We knew she was banging him, and we knew he was taking advantage of her and told her that, which she dismissed. It made for a very awkward situation with the one-off friends like myself who weren't sure what she was all about anymore. I kept away soon after.

eqtworld: how long till she shows us her tits?

probably not 'till she starts burning out. Should be around age 21 or so.

OO NOES A 15 TEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH TEENAGE AGAINST

stop insulting music, go vent like every other upset 15 yr old, wear black, fight your evil father and cry in your room to October Falls

//KTHXBYE

Please go away.

how long till she shows us her tits?

Allow me to remind you of my proposed new law: potentially volatile starlets must pose nude upon turning legal age. The pictures need not be published immediately. Later, when she decides to exploit her body to advance her failing career, she must use the saved pictures from when she was hot rather than the burned out coke whore phase.

quickdraw: Seven years is a big age difference?
huh. I'm dating a guy 13 years older than me. No, wait, I'm just banging him. But still... Of course, I'm 30, not 12.

Her father's more than 7yrs older than her, right?

SushiJoe: welcome miley, now you've grown enough for us to kick you in the box and shove you into my bed?

And hate is a strong word, but she really really really doesn't like him.

zedster: OO NOES A 15 TEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH TEENAGE AGAINST

That sentence. What language is it written in?

adiabat: zedster: OO NOES A 15 TEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH TEENAGE AGAINST

That sentence. What language is it written in?

Geek sarcasm with a hint of lol cat

//I'/\/\ Ju57 /|/07 1337 3/|/0uG4 I G3U55

The torch of sucky, angry female rock hacks has been passed

there's a lotta annyoing, pop, "boo hoo i'm on my period" music out there - but women have made many valid contributions to angry music ...





(yeah, i coulda also used Arch Enemy, Walls of Jericho [even though they're crappy metalcore], Kittie [suck worse than WoJ], etc etc)

You Oughta Know is and always will be an awesome song.

I'm not a fan. I'm newly 18 and I even wouldn't hit that. Starlets turn me off, because they generally turn into coke whores.

nekulor:I'm not a fan. I'm newly 18 and I even wouldn't hit that. Starlets turn me off, because they generally turn into coke whores.

Starlet - a combination of the words "star" and "toilet". Because they can usually be found there, whether they're snorting or puking.

wait.... she can write music? I always just thought she was a pawn for music some 40 year old music executive made, and a way for her dad to extend his fame to 15:01

ElTaco:wait.... she can write music? I always just thought she was a pawn for music some 40 year old music executive made, and a way for her dad to extend his fame to 15:01

I blame it on the rain

UNC_Samurai:Miley, it is now time for you to choose a literary concept to destroy. These include, but are not limited to, foreshadowing, flashback, symbolism, allusion, and tragedy.

My friends and I have been making a conscious effort to misuse the words "literally" and "figuratively". She can borrow our concept if she wants.

It was so hot outside that I literally caught on fire. It was so cold inside that I figuratively shivered.

Ahh..no. Ms. Cyrus can not even slightly compare to the talent of Alanis .. sorry.
Alanis.. talented oozingGod!
Miley... Disney. Just simply Disney in a dress.

If I want an angry "disney adventure"... I will take a ride with the Pirates of the Carribean.

grim_and_frostbitten:Kittie [suck worse than WoJ]

Kittie sucks worse than anything, with the possible exception of Linkin Park. They do however both have whiny biatches for lead singers.

zedster:OO NOES A 15 TEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH TEENAGE AGAINST

WTF is "Teenage Against"?

I like that Alanis song.

Mugato:Alanis was sexy in that song. Miley's just goofy.

This.

Among many other things...

gnomercy:zedster:OO NOES A 15 TEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH TEENAGE AGAINST

WTF is "Teenage Against"?

My illiterate to english dictionary says "angst"

My 2 cents...

Alanis is great. Even if you don't like her voice, she's a great songwriter. She has hits and misses like any artist, but her hits are far greater than her misses.

And lay of Miley. Her music isn't my bag and I don't get the whole older guys thinking she's hot thing, but the girl does have some talent and she's just doing the type of music girls of her age would listen to. I would feel she was more phony if she was covering Etta James than when she sings bubblegum pop.

ScarletAurora [TotalFark] Quote 2008-06-29 12:35:42 PM
quickdraw: Seven years is a big age difference?

When you're 15 sure is.


No kidding. Dating an 8 year old? That's not right.

She isn't "angst filled." She's just miffed that her boyfriend stretched her out.

Atomic Jonb:She isn't "angst filled." She's just miffed that her boyfriend stretched her out.

Did he stretch her out or fark her up?


You know how some wimminz get when they find their "wonderful" boyfriends only want to use them for sex. It really shouldn't be that surprising. She should find a guy that isn't a farktard and move on.

A note to the girls and women 'round these parts. All men, every last one of us, is at some point or another hoping a relationship will reach the "wild and crazy sex" stage. This is usually a mix of hormones, instinct and fantasy on our part. However, the reality is that guys want sex. Some of us delay our instincts (guys like me, who exercise self control and realize that can wait until the relationship is both loving and stable) and then we have the super-horny crowd. They'll fark anything that moves, is human, and is female (mostly...some of them go both ways...ew).

This is the first and foremost reason why teenage guys are going to have to get my approval, not to mention my father's, to date either of my sisters.

Nope, stretched her out.

nekulor:A note to the girls and women 'round these parts. All men, every last one of us, is at some point or another hoping a relationship will reach the "wild and crazy sex" stage. This is usually a mix of hormones, instinct and fantasy on our part. However, the reality is that guys want sex. Some of us delay our instincts (guys like me, who exercise self control and realize that can wait until the relationship is both loving and stable) and then we have the super-horny crowd. They'll fark anything that moves, is human, and is female (mostly...some of them go both ways...ew).

Psssst...wimminz already know this, and they usually want it just as bad as us menz do. They just make us work for it...it's their nature.

I figured I'd get my PSA for the week over and done with. My community service is done for this week.

Looks like next year's corn harvest will be good also!

nekulor:

This is the first and foremost reason why teenage guys are going to have to get my approval, not to mention my father's, to date either of my sisters.
yeah cuz we all know that your dear sweet sisters wouldnt make a move without you are daddy's approval.
biatches