Which would be awesome if your prom date was a Golden Retriever.

SmackLT: if your prom date was a Golden Retriever

Wear that, and I'm sure your dog would be the only one willing to go with you.

Personally, I think you'd be better off with The Suit (new window) Sly is wearing at about 3:52. Probably smells the same, but looks better.

and an asian guy is wearing it. figured.

My dog would love chewing on that suit. BACON! BACON! BACOOOOOOOOON! mmm, nom nom nom.

Is it made of Beggin' Strips?

That suit is so bacon!

yikes! from a distance it almost looks like that Bodies art exhibit.

I look like that... naked.

flowchart please!

Sorry, folks. I wanted to get this for my sister's boyfriend a few months back. Here's what happens when you go to the website and try to purchase it.

Link (new window)

Such a tease.

(Not a rickroll, I swear.)

What a coincidence! As I read this, I was eating bacon for breakfast! Sadly, I wasn't wearing any, unless you count the crumbs on my lap. That would have been really freaky!

That's ridiculous.
If we want to attract the opposite sex, they should make Women's clothing smell like bacon
and Men's clothing smell like money.

That may be...the BEST...sartorial invention...ever!

Kevin Bacon?

This would go great with my bacon wallet.

Bovine the Terrible: Sorry, folks. I wanted to get this for my sister's boyfriend a few months back. Here's what happens when you go to the website and try to purchase it.

Link (new window)

Such a tease.

(Not a rickroll, I swear.)

Well, that is a Bacon job.

GungFu: A civilised society is a chocolate covered bacon society.

i shed tears thinking about it. i had bacon last night, and i have some more in the freezer. whats great, is my friend works at bar-s, so whenever he comes over he brings bacon

Wonder how many Muslim farkers this has offended.

/not Muslim
//not offended

We even worry about offending potential suicide bombers, otherwise we'd be wrapping their corpses in bacon, since they believe that being defiled in such a way would prevent them from entering Paradise.

Holy Leviticus, Batman!

Margaret thought these would be perfect burial shrouds for our Muslim brothers. Allah loves to eat them that way--but no tomatoes as He is afraid of the salmonella.
+Margaret=

APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why bother checking your facts when linking to other articles is SO much easier??

/all aboard the intarwebs...

I like to sing my bacon a little tune!

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, I'm makin' the moves on yoooou.... you're bacon!

/obscure

my new plate (I'm so proud!)

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I can understand the pattern being bacon but to smell like bacon?

La Fee Verte:Bacon Bra is popular

All the WACS are wearing them, to prevent rape, if captured.

/wacs on, wacs off

mmmmmmm, bacon

BurnKateDrumGuy

It's not obscure to me!

/came in here to say the same thing

ahhhh, yes a bacon thread... finally!

"you ain't goin to see a Kevin Hot Dog movie!"