Who?

The 40-year-old footballer (right)

Ah. Fake football. Gotcha ;)

I always say Osama bin Ladin. He doesn't have any warrants out for his arrest. I checked.

"The same Benedict Arnold that plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?"

"The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?"

Forced Perspective: I always say Osama bin Ladin. He doesn't have any warrants out for his arrest. I checked.

Oddly enough, that's true...

But there IS a bounty.

Cagey B: "The same Benedict Arnold that plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?"

Niiiiice.

Kali-Yuga: "The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?"

This thread is gonna be fun. Wish I could hang around a little longer.

Who, me? I stole NOTHING.

"Of course I'm THE John Wayne Gacy. What other John Wayne Gacies are there?"

Forced Perspective: I always say Osama bin Ladin. He doesn't have any warrants out for his arrest. I checked.

WIN


This is a real drag when you have a family member constantly do this to every member of the family-give our names when they get arrested. Which in her case, happens frequently. We have spent an enormous amount of time in court straightening this one out.

Anybody got any suggestions?

natedogtx:

Anybody got any suggestions?

LOL

I got way more satisfaction out of that than I should have, nate.

And yes, we have thought of this. But she really isn't worth the trouble this would cause.

I use the name Harry Setatestes

John Cocktosten


/from the wedding

this is why i don't worry about identity theft.

go ahead, make my day.

They caught him! They caught the Tater!

crazywisdom_uk: Anybody got any suggestions?

Have her name tattoed on her forehead.

I had a friend who was driving on a bad license and knew it was bad, so she got pulled over for speeding and gave out her sisters name not knowing she had a warrant out for failing to appear in court for tickets.

We still laugh at her to this day, seems her white trash grew out of her

My name is uh....the Zodiac Killer.

steamingpile: crazywisdom_uk: Anybody got any suggestions?

Have her name tattoed on her forehead.

This actually could work.

I had a friend who was driving on a bad license and knew it was bad, so she got pulled over for speeding and gave out her sisters name not knowing she had a warrant out for failing to appear in court for tickets.

Her sisters grew out of this-she didn't. Tattooing her name on her ass with a pellet gun has a certain appeal.

We still laugh at her to this day, seems her white trash grew out of her

We're past laughing-she's 49. Most of us think that eventually that she'll eventually rip off some dealer and he'll invoke natedogtx' solution.

Not your average chick flick material.

crazywisdom_uk: We're past laughing-she's 49. Most of us think that eventually that she'll eventually rip off some dealer and he'll invoke natedogtx' solution.

Yeah if shes 49 and still pulling this shiat she has to be put down

crazywisdom_uk:
Anybody got any suggestions?

lye pit? Chipper? Hog farm?

Ex-Arsenal star Michael Thomas in false name own goal after arrest

can someone please explain this headline to me?

Phil Herup: John Cocktosten

It's Scotch/Romanian

Always leave a semi Asian name the odds are just better.

Dante, Latrell, Jarmal are not generally good names to use.

seriously, could someone explain it? i thought maybe i was still drunk earlier but its been some time now and it still makes no sense. anyone?

Cletus van Damme

My name is Bill Smith. Really. No, really.

/Cue Larry, Darrel, and Daryl.