Damn. She was my favorite.

If I were a rich, young supermodel, I'd throw myself off a building, too.

Nothing suspicious about this, at all.

Meh. I think the world will get by without another vapid, self-absorbed model. She jumped, so she gets no sympathy from me. She was rich, semi-famous, and had more than most people ever will. A few hundred-thousand poor people died today because they couldn't afford food, air conditioning, medicine, or a decent roof over their head. How many civilians died in Iraq or Afghanistan today?

It's sad that a person died, but really, my only regret is that she didn't land on Paris Hilton, Dubya, or the asshat who invented "Head On".

I thought the headline was going to be a funny reference to Lethal Weapon. But, it's not, so, no.

Amanda Hunsaker?

FNG: Nothing suspicious about this, at all.

No reason to think it's suspicious. Between the work environment, the rather common use of various drugs, and all the rest, models can be rather messed up in the head. If they aren't already when they start.

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful squished corpse.

FNG: If I were a rich, young supermodel, I'd throw myself off a building, too.

Nothing suspicious about this, at all.

I'm sorry, I altered her bathroom scale to be off by five pounds. Won't do it again.

Actually, you know what, I'm sorry about the disrespectful nature of this thread. Fark is known too much for its callousness towards untimely deaths.

Allow me to say a few words for this poor young woman.

*bows head*

YAAAA-HOO-HOO-HWEEEEEEE

Pray for Omarion!

NYPD scanners are saying they found something.

Cagey B: Actually, you know what, I'm sorry about the disrespectful nature of this thread. Fark is known too much for its callousness towards untimely deaths.

Allow me to say a few words for this poor young woman.

*bows head*

YAAAA-HOO-HOO-HWEEEEEEE

You're right. I shall snap one off to her memory tonight.

She was from Kazakhstan.

Are muslims allowed to be models ?

From the article: "Her break came when..."

Do you think this was unintentional or just bad taste?

What, no Borat jokes?

Dude, I've got to get to Kazahkstan, quick!

She deserved to die. She represented the self-absorbed vapidity that self-absorbed vapid people on Fark hate.

Meh, I don't get it, what could make someone so depressed when they 'have it all' ? She had the looks, the money, the fame, the fans... And then... (profit?) she jumps? While she probably could just throw down whatever she was doing and start a new living...

But indeed, it's sad because you read about it, but meanwhile so many others have died as well...


/never jump to conclusions
//especially not if you're on a balcony

pstudent12: he was from Kazakhstan.

Are muslims allowed to be models ?

She has a Russian name and Kazakhstan has a huge Orthodox and atheist Russian minority. Also a spaceport.

In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, except for in brothel or in grave.

Hey, she had hopes and dreams and feelings.

Jees, she was 20, ffs.

Happiness doesn't pour from the skies if you have an easy job.

I feel bad for her, ya know?

belgianguy: Meh, I don't get it, what could make someone so depressed when they 'have it all' ?

Never underestimate the awesome power of mental illness.

I'd hit it like a narcoleptic.



Uhhhh.... I mean necrophiliac.

/What?
//zzzzzzzzzzz

I dunno, she looks a little too flat chested for my liking.

The little bullitin at the top says she was a "person to watch for" or something like that, back in 1995? So...they were watching her since she was 7?

I'm confused and tired...

Why would anyone want to live on Water St? There's nothing to doin the financial district after 6. No wonder she killed herself.

ZeroCorpse: Meh. I think the world will get by without another vapid, self-absorbed model. She jumped, so she gets no sympathy from me. She was rich, semi-famous, and had more than most people ever will. A few hundred-thousand poor people died today because they couldn't afford food, air conditioning, medicine, or a decent roof over their head. How many civilians died in Iraq or Afghanistan today?

It's sad that a person died, but really, my only regret is that she didn't land on Paris Hilton, Dubya, or the asshat who invented "Head On".


Falling model! Apply directly to the forehead!

pstudent12: She was from Kazakhstan.

I dunno, she looks a little too flat chested for my tastes.

Bathysphere: The little bullitin at the top says she was a "person to watch for" or something like that, back in 1995? So...they were watching her since she was 7.

Well once Kazakh women turn fifteen, they become weak, their voice become deep, they receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

Number three prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!

Very Niiiice!



//Only number 293,548,457,340 prostitute in America, but keep trying!

Oooh. An empty apartment on Water St. And right before the first of the month. Damn thoughtful of her.

/aisle seat
//I live in NYC. You were expecting anything less?

ZeroCorpse: A few hundred-thousand poor people died today because they couldn't afford food, air conditioning, medicine, or a decent roof over their head.

Of course, you're richer than they are by the same proportion as she was to you, but don't let it get to you.

As a regular viewer of the CSI television series, I can assure you this sort of thing happens all of the time. She probably died of a drug overdose at a sex party organised by a hip young actor, or was drugged by a modelling rival jealous of her success. The police should talk to her initially plausible agent too. They'll probably work it out when they get back to the lab and put on their sub-Moby soundtrack. With any luck her parents might get a hug off that ginger guy before he puts on his sunglasses and walks off into the sunset with a Coldplay soundtrack.

morning_foil: palelizard: What, no Borat jokes?

Borat had jokes?

I meant jokes about Borat.

And to answer your question, no, no it didn't.

AcheronX: Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful squished corpse.

ROFL.


Kali-Yuga: In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, except for in brothel or in grave.

I bet that would suck to have 4 daughters and a wife. Actually, that would suck even if you didn't live in Kazakhstan.



Mordis: I dunno, she looks a little too flat chested for my liking.

I bet its even flatter now...

Jeez, people...

It is kinda sad.

But I forget that she had a job that most farkers resent, so she must have deserved it.

/at least make a joke or something instead of dancing on her grave
//fairly tragic when young people die if you ask me

A shugs, the linkedink didn't work.
Well if you want to read the story google Karolina Kurkova in the news items.

Meh, I don't get it, what could make someone so depressed when they 'have it all' ? She had the looks, the money, the fame, the fans

When people who seem to "have everything" are depressed, others telling them they should be happy because of what they have seems to make it worse. Just my experience with people like that.

If you had everything but were still twisted up, wouldn't it make it worse to hear people tell you how great you are when you feel like sh*t inside?

/rambling

In a weird coincidence I just saw that movie about a guy who stands out on a ledge of a NY Hotel threatening to kill himself, with a huge crowd outside and only one cop he can stand to try to talk him out of jumping. "Fourteen Hours".

It's a pretty good movie. Suspenseful. They hilariously bring on a parade of things that totally annoy the guy. I thought when his mom showed up it was going to be enough to finally send him over the edge.

belgianguy: Meh, I don't get it, what could make someone so depressed when they 'have it all' ? She had the looks, the money, the fame, the fans... And then... (profit?) she jumps? While she probably could just throw down whatever she was doing and start a new living...

Depression overrides any sense of logic or hope in the sufferer's mind.

AcheronX: belgianguy: Meh, I don't get it, what could make someone so depressed when they 'have it all' ?

Never underestimate the awesome power of mental illness.

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oh, what the f**k:

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

/seriously, thousands of her twin sisters are here turning tricks, cheap
//what, you thought tourists came to Dubai for the beaches?
///beaches, b*tches, whatever

Babaloo: When people who seem to "have everything" are depressed, others telling them they should be happy because of what they have seems to make it worse. Just my experience with people like that.

If you had everything but were still twisted up, wouldn't it make it worse to hear people tell you how great you are when you feel like sh*t inside?


This.


/life-long sufferer of major depressive disorder
//good to know people out there understand

Babaloo:
Jujubunnie:


And THHHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!

Jesus, God in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man. Geez, people are so serious.

/Holy Mary pray for our sinners, so we don't get caught.
//Geez, another joke man.

Jujubunnie: Babaloo: When people who seem to "have everything" are depressed, others telling them they should be happy because of what they have seems to make it worse. Just my experience with people like that.

If you had everything but were still twisted up, wouldn't it make it worse to hear people tell you how great you are when you feel like sh*t inside?


This.


/life-long sufferer of major depressive disorder
//good to know people out there understand

Look on the bright side at least you... err... well, there's always... umm... dang.

/you're hanging out in the right place, fark is full of miserable twats

This just in- money doesn't buy happiness or joy, just more amenities. People of all walks of life struggle to find meaning and often fall into various levels of mental illness. More at 11.

Strife has more to do with satisfying our wants than our needs. I know happy homeless people because they don't want anything else.