No...there are plenty of things that will make me leave a puddle of goo on my chair. Some kind of cuddly animal porn does NOT. But hey Subby whatever floats your boat.

Looks like a baby Micheal Jackson...without the band-aids

...har....low.....

this is now a photoshop thread.

I kinda want to hit it with a miniature baseball bat. A nerf crotchbat would do.

It was somewhat interesting, but I was not left in a pile of goo. Not even close.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *breath* WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Subby really overplayed this one.

Teach it to speak and we'll start taking it's ugly ass seriously.

Baby monkeys are not cute.. They're weird lookin'.

/just got back from the bar
//drunk as skunk
///burren sucks

It's some sorta alien freak baby! Look at those fingers! I guess it could be cute, if I squinted real hard.

YOU DAMN DIRTY HUMANS!

Epsilon: Subby really overplayed this one.

Yeah, I'll second that.

If you think THAT's cute, get a load of these...

The words 'Diminished Expectations' suddenly have a much larger meaning. Pile-of-goo-on-computer-chair status not achieved.

Yeah, sorry subby, but I don't turn to goo when what I'm looking at has the hands of Sarah Jessica Parker.

That... that just kinda creeped me out, actually. I feel like I've looked at something I shouldn't have.

Thanks a lot, Subby.

I will always hate monkeys thanks to Raiders.

You die instantly if one of these baby monkeys points it's index finger at you. 'Sho nuff.

Cuter:



Happy Bunday?

Subby is a chick

I rate it as about a 4 or 5 out of 10, as far as difficulty of fapping goes.

The nose sucking element did not go unappreciated, however, there is the fact that it has creepy pseudo-human hands in a kind of ethnic, "yo-what-be-up" style pose. This, despite the fact that the monkey is neither attractive nor successful.

In short, fappage was achieved, but not easily or quickly.

turbidum: Yeah, sorry subby, but I don't turn to goo when what I'm looking at has the hands of Sarah Jessica Parker.

And Ferris Bueller married her. The world is not right. But then, to each his own.

Gawd, monkeys are ugly. Never understood how people think they cute.

mikaloyd: Subby is a chick

Or a very gay man. That thing freaks me out.

Screw the haters subby i just squezzed a brick of awww in my pants.

Yea, I'm going to have to disagree with subby on this one. Cute isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe this.

wookiemonster: I will always hate monkeys thanks to Raiders.

Hey, that monkey saved Indy's life.

In a round about way...

Outraged

Cute, no. Weird, yes.

This is cute:

bnanahamk: Gawd, monkeys are ugly. Never understood how people think they cute.

However, in defense, some monkeys are easier on the eyes than some human babies. I know I looked liked a shmuck when my parents were talking smack with the neighbors.

It's cute, but a repeat. Regardless, the striking similarity between the monkey and human anatomy is still a little astonishing. That some folks still don't believe our species are a kind of cousins is a little mindboggling. This applies to apes moreso, of course.

Someone has low standards for cute.

(Although, in cute terms, said monkey gets a passing score.)

Eeeesh...those creepy eyes. The British have a warped sense of what is cute. Cheeky, indeed!

Isn't this a repeat from like two weeks ago??
Still looks like my neighbors kid.

Seriously, this will leave you a pile of goo on your computer chair.

No, a spooky ghost left that there! This is ectoplasm! Did you see the ghost? It ran through here and slimed me!

/it wasn't me! It was a spooky ghost!

Chris Griffin just pooped in his computer chair

no I think the standard meme ugly ass is infinitely more applicable.

BonesJackson: I see your somewhat cute monkey pics and raise you:

EdgeRunner: Seriously, this will leave you a pile of goo on your computer chair.

No, a spooky ghost left that there! This is ectoplasm! Did you see the ghost? It ran through here and slimed me!

/it wasn't me! It was a spooky ghost!

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

BonesJackson saves the thread!

Maybe it was because it was from Britain but those ears made me think of Prince Charles.

/"ugly assed" was a more appropriate way to go

Did not live up to hype.

this monkey is ugly

curious george is cute

just goes to show you that everyone needs a teddy bear in their life.

I dropped something in the can that was cuter than that satan-monkey.

??

Monkeys suck. I'd be fine if they all went extinct. Sharks too.

\puppies are cute.

TxRabbit: DO NOT WANT!

William Shatner is the original asshole, according to his own moviemates. Not even our local JPF can match that. At least one of them had a movie career, for better or for worse.