If people were really mimicking Grand Theft Auto, this is the kind of thing we'd be seeing more of.

No criminal should be taken to the hospital or given medical treatment of any kind until all victims have been treated. If they end up dying, of their injuries in the meantime, tough.

The viral marketing for the Dark Knight is really getting out of control.

Why can't we get assholes like this to climb fences at Six Flags?

"He may or may not have ingested some sort of substance," speculates Det. Rob Johnson. "It appears that he may have taken some unknown drug at this time."

And you may or may not be completely clueless...

Talk about having teh crazy in spades

Approves

At least Heath Ledger is ok.

simpsonfan: No criminal should be taken to the hospital or given medical treatment of any kind until all victims have been treated. If they end up dying, of their injuries in the meantime, tough.

Every person deserves swift medical care, criminal or not.

Criminals just get shipped off to the nearest Med School, where they can get worked on by first-year students. They need the practice.

Thank God they didn't taze him.

Radar1980: The viral marketing for the Dark Knight is really getting out of control.

WIN. Also...

"...His irrational actions and his show of strength has cops believing the suspect may have been under the influence of drugs..."

Were they eating?

Witty Handle: Approves

Don't you mean:

Approves

I have no idea what TFA is about and I'm not even going to bother to check but the headline made me LOL.

WFern: Radar1980: The viral marketing for the Dark Knight is really getting out of control.

WIN. Also...

"...His irrational actions and his show of strength has cops believing the suspect may have been under the influence of drugs..."

No way dude cuz like drugs are awesome and should be like totally legal man. Drugs dont punch people, crazy people do. And like...drugs dont make you crazy man...yjey like just open up the universe so you can totally see and understand it.

Whoa! tracers!

If only somebody had went all 2nd amendment on him...

mikaloyd: No way dude cuz like drugs are awesome and should be like totally legal man. Drugs dont punch people, crazy people do. And like...drugs dont make you crazy man...yjey like just open up the universe so you can totally see and understand it.

So, are you for prohibition of alcohol, then?

Ninja Wicked: I have no idea what TFA is about and I'm not even going to bother to check but the headline made me LOL.

Read the article. It's worth it.

wldncrzy14: mikaloyd: No way dude cuz like drugs are awesome and should be like totally legal man. Drugs dont punch people, crazy people do. And like...drugs dont make you crazy man...yjey like just open up the universe so you can totally see and understand it.

So, are you for prohibition of alcohol, then?

Im not for probation on anything man except for my friends. Theyre in jail man. But it wasnt me who narced em off. I dont know what happenrd there.

bask in my hotlinky evilness

"I seen this guy trying to grab a Chinese lady's purse," he recalls. "He slapped her twice in the face, wrestled her to the ground. He kneed her twice in the face, gave her one boot in the head with his foot, and then he took off laughing."

Wow...I would have run over him with my car and parked it on his head after seeing that .

mikaloyd:
No way dude cuz like drugs are awesome and should be like totally legal man. Drugs dont punch people, crazy people do. And like...drugs dont make you crazy man...yjey like just open up the universe so you can totally see and understand it.

Whoa! tracers!

Arguments for and against drug prohibition (new window)


/Douche

simpsonfan: No criminal should be taken to the hospital or given medical treatment of any kind until all victims have been treated. If they end up dying, of their injuries in the meantime, tough.

Ok

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OK, I'll admit it.
Some of the guys sometimes go a little overboard after a Toronto Real Men (new window) meeting

Is it wrong to suggest this guy be Rodney King'd?

/only in this case, no parole for the douchebag. Joo see what ole Rodney did with his?

From the linked article at the bottom of TFA

"GTA residents have sadly become used to seeing cases where apparent gang members go after each other with guns in some sort of misguided attempt to find their own form of perverted justice. It's a terrible reality, but for many it doesn't touch their lives in any real way - except to increase an already growing perception of overall violence in the city."

Wait, what? Is this liberty city they speak of?

EsteeFlwrPot: At least Heath Ledger is ok.

If by "okay: you mean he's still dead.

mikaloyd

I meant to add:

How about some cost-benefit analysis there? How about looking at all dimensions of the issue rather than just a few saliently negative ones - ones that your availability heuristic is pointing out for you. This is precisely how shiatty laws come to be enacted: people for the most part have an inability to look at the big pictures, at all the factors. They assume that if something is bad in some way, criminalization of it is good. Terrible terrible black-and-white reasoning. Sometimes both choices lead to unpleasant consequences, but which choice leaders to fewer negative consequences?

smasho: *you're on drugs*
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.

Some security cameras captured this image:

mepiget: mikaloyd

I meant to add:

How about some cost-benefit analysis there? How about looking at all dimensions of the issue rather than just a few saliently negative ones - ones that your availability heuristic is pointing out for you. This is precisely how shiatty laws come to be enacted: people for the most part have an inability to look at the big pictures, at all the factors. They assume that if something is bad in some way, criminalization of it is good. Terrible terrible black-and-white reasoning. Sometimes both choices lead to unpleasant consequences, but which choice leaders to fewer negative consequences?


Dude, like, Im on your side man. You're my bro. Can you front me something til payday?

Sounds like PCP to me.

Bathia_Mapes: If by "okay: you mean he's still dead.

Make sure to press the "on" button on your sarcasm meter before farking.

/it's the green button on the side
//you're welcome

OK, the homework assignment was to LOSE the fights. But nice form. B-

Anyone catch this Drug hysteria FAIL?

"I got out of the car, grabbed him, restrained him...But I held onto him until the cops came."
...
"It took at least six paramedics and police officers to restrain the violent stranger, who quickly began struggling with them. His irrational actions and his show of strength has cops believing the suspect may have been under the influence of drugs."

Maybe the good Samaritan was on the same drugs, explaining why he could restrain the guy by himself, but it took 6 policemen?

/media flacks employing tired old stereotypes?
//never!

No Joker reference?!

JohDHJ: No Joker reference?!

fail.

Random acts of violence. These guys first came to mind despite subbys apparent Batman reference.

When I first read it, i misread "Rob McDonald" as "Ronald McDonald." I pictured this guy coming out of the crowd and tackling the plastic clown outside the restaurant and falling to the ground gouging at it. Lesdixia is a chbit.

I am just coming here to say, Boot to the head. Goodbye.

What has become of Catterday?

Mr. Gunn:
Maybe the good Samaritan was on the same drugs, explaining why he could restrain the guy by himself, but it took 6 policemen?

Not to mention the 'hero' had earlier witnessed the very same madman escaping from an assortment of police and medical personnel.

I'm not gonna feel safe until Charlie Correia is a full time crimefighter

zakm0n: Wait, what? Is this liberty city they speak of?

GTA = Greater Toronto Area

Hozark: When I first read it, i misread "Rob McDonald" as "Ronald McDonald." I pictured this guy coming out of the crowd and tackling the plastic clown outside the restaurant and falling to the ground gouging at it. Lesdixia is a chbit.

This.

Ha haha ha ha hahaha haha fark you / wicked clowns... [something something forgot lyrics]

/sorry, had to
//ICP

Wtf is he wearing, some kind of Hare Krishna outfit?

remus: If only somebody had went all 2nd amendment on him...



it is toronto, canada there is no second amendment!

His irrational actions and his show of strength has cops believing the suspect may have been under the influence of drugs.

I just love Canadian media...or indeed any media; and the police as well. They are so cautious.

Just say it: "This guy was crazy f*cked up on drugs!" Either that, or Bruce Banner found a way to control the Hulk, because no one else is gonna need six cops and firefighters to strap his ass down on a stretcher.

Do they think they will be sued later: "No way, man, I wasn't stoned, I was...well,I was...no, I'm just really, really, really strong?"