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(Fox News) Scary Ride attendants at Six Flags over Georgia outraged after group of boys jumps fence and enters "off limits" area. Calm down guys, it's nothing to lose your head over. Oh, wait   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 646
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Walker [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:10:25 PM  
Heads are gonna roll over this. Oh wait, they already did.

 
Lane83 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:17:44 PM  
Stupid and disobedient is no way to get ahead in life, son.

 
Cog [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:19:45 PM  
Cue the lawsuit from the snowflake's outraged parents in 3...2...1...

 
panfried [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:20:56 PM  
Damnit, boy... What the hell was going through your mind anyway!

 
Dinki [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:26:05 PM  
That kind of thing can put a bit of a damper on a church group outing.

 
Brodan [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:26:43 PM  
Don't mess with Batman.

 
wxgeek [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:29:15 PM  
panfried: Damnit, boy... What the hell was going through your mind anyway!

Ah, a train.

 
Brettster808 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:29:27 PM  
If only he belonged to some club or organization that could have kept him on the straight and narrow, moral non-fence jumping path.

 
Girion47 2008-06-28 05:30:12 PM  
The joke's on them

 
AthensBoy 2008-06-28 05:30:13 PM  
He must not have wanted to pay that $1 to check his bag.

 
waiting4godot 2008-06-28 05:31:06 PM  
I'd vote for this as Darwin award winner.

 
sgnilward 2008-06-28 05:31:07 PM  
God hates churchgroups!

 
Glitchwerks 2008-06-28 05:31:09 PM  
I worked there ages ago for a couple of summers. Worst place on earth. And everyone, employees and customers, leaves their brains at home when they are there.

Or in this case, splattered all over the ground by the Batman ride.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:31:09 PM  
So Georgia had six flags fly over it in it's history too?

 
NCP69 2008-06-28 05:31:17 PM  
Hey at least he was giving head when he died...

/got nothing

 
rcs73 2008-06-28 05:31:49 PM  
I bet when he woke up that morning, that wasn't the way that he thought he was going to die that day.

Man-alive!

 
Brother Karamazov 2008-06-28 05:31:55 PM  
I lost both my legs to an accident at Six Flags last year, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/aisle seat please

 
DeRosso 2008-06-28 05:31:58 PM  
He shouldn't have tried to mess with Damien

 
foofusdotcom 2008-06-28 05:32:04 PM  
images.livescience.com

Approves.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:32:24 PM  
i224.photobucket.com

 
LordOfBacon 2008-06-28 05:32:24 PM  
I came here for the decapitation puns, and I wasn't disappointed.

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-28 05:32:25 PM  
Theres a funeral that's gonna be closed casket.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:32:28 PM  
Glitchwerks: I worked there ages ago for a couple of summers. Worst place on earth. And everyone, employees and customers, leaves their brains at home when they are there.

Or in this case, splattered all over the ground by the Batman ride.


Pretty much how it works at any amusement park. I remember when I had one of my first jobs working at an amusement park I realized just how stupid the general population was.

 
Get Lost 2008-06-28 05:33:08 PM  
Jesus will save him. Stick him in the ground in two boxs or one box. And then in 2000 more years he will be reincarnated for the Darwin exhibit in the Glorious New Fatherland Museum of Earth.

 
simian04 2008-06-28 05:33:11 PM  
At least now he doesn't have to be subjected to all that stupid religious crap anymore. He wins! -1 for church group.

 
kzp7 2008-06-28 05:33:13 PM  
Brettster808: If only he belonged to some club or organization that could have kept him on the straight and narrow, moral non-fence jumping path.

WIN!

 
ZoeNekros 2008-06-28 05:33:14 PM  
Six Flags should sue the family and the church group for causing emotional trauma to its guests.

/take that, precedent!

 
rjShadow [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:33:17 PM  
I will also make a heartless comment about how this Christian died doing something totally non-Christian and peer-pressure related.

Don't worry Christians. I'm sure they'll find a way to blame it on Six Flags.

 
whiskeyinthejar [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:33:17 PM  
uk.gizmodo.com

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:33:20 PM  
What would possess someone to jump up and try and grab the legs of someone flying by in the middle of a roller coaster ride?

I mean, at what point in life did that ever sound like a good idea?

How motherf*cking stupid do you have to be to think that makes any sense whatsoever?

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:33:20 PM  
ONE FLAG!

harryallen.info

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:33:28 PM  
sgnilward: GodBatman hates churchgroups!

FTFY

 
France 2008-06-28 05:33:39 PM  
Y'know what, Stuart? I like you...

 
pestluvr 2008-06-28 05:33:56 PM  
One Flag!

/obvious

 
Prometheus_Unbound 2008-06-28 05:34:31 PM  
That's what happens when you don't think your cunning plan all the way through.

/still a sucky way to go.

 
wildancrazy159 2008-06-28 05:34:32 PM  
really, if anyone deserved to lose their life its someone who endangers another. while this is/was a child, does that excuse the asshatery?
stupid is what stupid does..or something like that.

 
pestluvr 2008-06-28 05:34:37 PM  
dammit, beaten by 36 seconds...

 
Brother Karamazov 2008-06-28 05:34:55 PM  
On a side note. this thread should be pretty epic...

/swears some of you guys are too fast on posting snarky pictures, comments

 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:35:18 PM  
You can look to the left and
Look to the right
But you will live in danger tonite
When the enemy comes he will
Never be heard
He'll blow your mind and not say a word
Blinding lights--flashing colors
Sleepless nights
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control

Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll

The power-mad freaks who are
Ruling the earth
Will show how little they think you're worth
With animal lust they'll
Devour your life
And slice your word to bits like a knife
One last day burning hell fire
You're blown away
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control

Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll

Know what it's like
When you're taken for granted
There goes your life
It's so underhanded
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control

Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll


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rjShadow [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:35:37 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers [headless batman logo]
I love what you did there!

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:35:50 PM  
If only there was some supernatural force that would prevent its believers from dying in such a manner....

www.sable-pro.net

/hotlinked for her pleasure

 
rurdy 2008-06-28 05:36:05 PM  
I used to work at 6 Flags in Houston and it always amazed me how parents would argue when someone told them their kid was too short for a ride. Apparently getting the full value out of the admission price was more important than any safety considerations.

 
A Lovely Zombie 2008-06-28 05:36:21 PM  
Oh geeze.

Where is your God now indeed.

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 05:36:34 PM  
Brother Karamazov: /swears some of you guys are too fast on posting snarky pictures, comments

juantornoe.blogs.com

 
ModernRomeo 2008-06-28 05:36:44 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Nods approvingly

 
ultraholland 2008-06-28 05:36:47 PM  
A church group went to the amusement park and a group of boys

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

MUAAHAHAHA

 
Glitchwerks 2008-06-28 05:37:11 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers wins. Fatality!

 
spin721 2008-06-28 05:37:19 PM  
FENCES

Sometimes, they just make sense.

 
FlyingJ 2008-06-28 05:37:21 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers genius! When this happend @ 6 Flags out here some doofus lost his hat & went 2 jump the fence 2 pick it up after the ride-now because your legs hang down on this thing, the poor guy who hit(kicked?) him sustained massive leg injuries, nearly bled out, he might've even lost his leg...

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-06-28 05:37:45 PM  
Lane83: Stupid and disobedient is was no way to get ahead in life, son.

FTFY.

 
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