He had a knapsack hidden somewhere? OUCH!

Le Chapeau Jaune

Well as long as he had it properly hanging...

Approves, theoretically...

LIVE STRONG

Good thing this was in Canada. In the US he'd have to register as a sex offender.

And I shouted "Don't look Ethel" but it was too late...

Lachance? Gordy Lachance? I hate the actor who played him. What an a-hole. I wonder whatever happened to him.

Spirit Hammer: And I shouted "Don't look Ethel" but it was too late...

...she'd done seen the Tour De France.

this sounds like a reno 911 episode.

Call out ALL the paddy wagons.

NSFW

LaChance Armstrong?

EsteeFlwrPot: Norad: They rest gently on the seat, couched comfortably in underwear during normal biking. In bumpy intervals, the male rider stands and avoids junk trauma.

Ball injury is always a possibility while biking. The male biker instinctively knows that, and adjusts accordingly.

I'm glad my vagina doesn't hang, that sounds like too much work just to ride a bike.

Believe me we all are too

JonnyBGoode: Good thing this was in Canada. In the US he'd have to register as a sex offender.

Meh, not necessarily. The solstice festival in Seattle is pretty ... um ... well, see for yourself. (new window)

FTABy the time the man was cornered, he had put more clothes on.

Okay how the heck do you put clothes on while riding a bicycle? Something is missing from this story.

I'm getting a kick from mouseovering bits of the website to make a funny song.

Two testicles visible while riding his bike. Lance Armstrong IS impressed.

Man arrested for riding bike. "The only thing he was wearing then was a yellow (baseball) cap, Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood." Lachance said


/ftfy
//sorry, will.
/not really.

a lion in a sidecar: Lachance? Gordy Lachance? I hate the actor who played him. What an a-hole. I wonder whatever happened to him.

Heehee...

Here to see if someone went Wil-trolling....

/nary a disappointment on Fark

a lion in a sidecar: Lachance? Gordy Lachance? I hate the actor who played him. What an a-hole. I wonder whatever happened to him.

Hey, blow me. He had one lousy role in STTNG, but his interpretation of Gordy Lachance was perfect. So yeah, I was thinking this needed a wheaton tag.

I can ride my bike with no clothes on
no clothes on, no clothes on.

Hard core mountain bikers duct tape their balls to their leg.

Gyrfalcon: No, but pedaling hard uphill can certainly be lots of fun. Although slipping forward off the seat onto the crossbar can give a female a glimpse into why men are so protective of that nutsack.

I know I would get sore if I was riding over too many bumps.

The World Naked Bike Ride (NSFW) aparently was on the 9th in Montreal. Sorry, man, you were a couple weeks late!

/was last weekend here in Portland
//People sure love bikes here

EsteeFlwrPot: This is gonna sound really stupid, but where do guys put their balls when they ride bikes? Do they both rest on the seat or something? Maybe hang to the side?

Competitive riders wear those dorky looking bike shorts. So the Huevos are bound up snug next to the body and don't hang anywhere.

/Work with serious, hardcore, legshaving bicyclists.
//They have lots of daughters and very few sons.
///The extra body heat from all the time they spend riding is bad for the boy Swimmers.
////Slashies take the stage win and are in the Yellow Jersey.

Did the cap say 'Reno Sheriff's Department' on it?

Hey! I thought it was against the rules to call a Farker out in a headline!

/not me
//not a cop

Where's his monkey?

As for this "hidden knapsack", I'd say that provides pretty reasonable doubt on the exhibition charges, given that he was clothed when they caught him.
But he could still be charged for not wearing a bicycle helmet.

Subby:Man arrested for riding bike.

After carefully reading the story, I have concluded that it was probably not the bike riding part that got him arrested...