In a fitting tribute to all Nelson Mandella has done for South Africa, Amy Winehouse squatted on stage and defecated into the last remaining clean water supply in the country.

So, Naomi Campbell--out; Amy Winehouse--in? What's up with that?

chuck4455: In a fitting tribute to all Nelson Mandella has done for South Africa, Amy Winehouse squatted on stage and defecated into the last remaining clean water supply in the country.

Winner. Thread over. Nailed it in one.

She redeemed herself with"Free Nelson Mandela" (new window)
The submitted selection was the one low point in her performance.

At least Zombie Freddie Mercury had the decency not to show up.

Captain_Sissypants: She seems like she wouldn't mind being fisted in the pooper.

My first thought is that you were trying too hard with that statement. On the other hand, I concur. Well played.

you know, everyone's saying she's gonna die, but if Iggy Pop can make it out of the 70s, Amy Winehouse can make it out of the 00's.

An article, with video, about Amy Winehouse written by Perez Hilton.

Nelson Mandela or not - no thanks; I'm not going to RTFA.

1) Do a lot of drugs
2) Sing with marbles in mouth
3) Prrmftt!!

It was a Zombie Jamboree
For Nelson Mandela turning 90
It was a Zombie Jamboree
For Nelson Mandela turning 90

Zombies from all parts of creation
One of them was in a poor situation
Though they all came to sing, cheer and shout
She let drugs blow both of her lungs out
Yet she singing

Back to back, belly to belly
I don't give a damn, I done dead already
O-ho smoke more crack, damn I'm smelly
At the Zombie Jamboree

Somebody go get Paul Redeker before this gets out of hand.

I know someone who could help Amy out.



Lord, please pray for the soul of this biatch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.

I really am a fan of hers, but this is just ridiculous. Her backup singers sounded about 8139573000x better than her and that is being generous. I'm genuinely surprised that she didn't a) collapse, b) get blown away by a gust of wind, or c) take a hit of coke on stage (as far as I could see).

Amy:

I don't see what was so bad about it.

I think she's really talented. It's too bad her drug problems have made her the object of constant ridicule from people who, largely, are not.

people need to stop linking to perez hilton. for the reals.

ultimate_loser people need to stop linking to perez hilton. for the reals.

THIS. Have you noticed that within the last 2-3 years that news stations are doing celebrity news also? I mean it was ok when there was just ET but now I've noticed more and more 'news' about celebrities on just regular TV station news.


/Ow! My Balls!

Isn't she pretty talented as far as the whole music thing goes? I don't thing I have actually heard her work.

H_is_for_Heretic: She redeemed herself with"Free Nelson Mandela" (new window)




Don't be that girl, Amy!

/They freed him already!
//PCU for the win

Dammit subby! You almost rickrolled me into clicking a Pears Hylton link.

shackelford: Captain_Sissypants: She seems like she wouldn't mind being fisted in the pooper.

My first thought is that you were trying too hard with that statement. On the other hand, I concur. Well played.



"...You're all right, Griffin."

robbiedo: Isn't she pretty talented as far as the whole music thing goes? I don't thing I have actually heard her work.

She's remarkable. I own Back to Black, and still listen to it pretty frequently.

EdgeRunner: It was a Zombie Jamboree
For Nelson Mandela turning 90
It was a Zombie Jamboree
For Nelson Mandela turning 90

Zombies from all parts of creation
One of them was in a poor situation
Though they all came to sing, cheer and shout
She let drugs blow both of her lungs out
Yet she singing

Back to back, belly to belly
I don't give a damn, I done dead already
O-ho smoke more crack, damn I'm smelly
At the Zombie Jamboree

That's just funny right there. Well played.
(Did Belafante get to go to the party?)

carmody: I think she's really talented. It's too bad her drug problems have made her the object of constant ridicule from people who, largely, are not.

Why is it that people like you always seem to feel that the only thing that constitutes "talent" is singing, play-acting, or tossing a ball around?

Corpus Delecti: Why is it that people like you always seem to feel that the only thing that constitutes "talent" is singing, play-acting, or tossing a ball around?

I'm going to go with "because it's visible." Being a fantastic artist, writer, or chef is great, but people have to make an effort to experience your skills.

I might buy her album because I think she has a really interesting and compelling voice. Anyone here actually listen to it? She reminds me a bit of Janis Joplin, but why didn't people peg her as a trainwreck back in the 60s?

hey MODTARDS - who gives a flying shiat?

do you guys green everything with amy winehouse in the title?

drew you need to fire the idiots muckin up yer video tab

This may seem odd, but I've been meaning to ask. Who the bloody hell is Amy Winehouse? Why do I keep hearing about her? And why should I give a flying fark?

The word 'slur' is suing her for bad press.

Crack cocaine is a helluva drug.

Christian Bale: you know, everyone's saying she's gonna die, but if Iggy Pop can make it out of the 70s, Amy Winehouse can make it out of the 00's.

I can but speculate that the same thought crossed the minds of
Zoe Tamerlis Lund
Johnny Thunders
Dick Twardzik
Dave Bidwell
Tommy Bolin
Jan Paul Beahm
Kurt Winter
Jeremy Michael Ward
John Simon Ritchie
Phil Lynott
Layne Staley
Robert "Snoopy" Smith
Hillel Slovak
Will Shatter
David Ruffin
Robert Quinne
Kristen Pfaff
Bradley Nowell
Charlie Ondras
Delphine Neid
Ken Montgomery
at one time or another during their brief times upon the Earth.

/I can say for certain that it crossed mine a dozen or five prior to my putting a halt to becoming a member of the "killed by excess" list.
//the list is incomplete...and sadly growing.
///advocate of moderation not illegality.

Similar thoughts

Dirty Hot Linker: ultimate_loser people need to stop linking to perez hilton. for the reals.

THIS. Have you noticed that within the last 2-3 years that news stations are doing celebrity news also? I mean it was ok when there was just ET but now I've noticed more and more 'news' about celebrities on just regular TV station news.


/Ow! My Balls!

Look at the 'most viewed' list on ANY news site - it's almost always celebrity crap that often, you can't even find on the front page. It's what people want to see, eyeballs equals advertising money.

Look Ma, it's like Ronnie Spector, only... ON CRACK. Original? No. Talented? Used to be.

precia: Corpus Delecti: Why is it that people like you always seem to feel that the only thing that constitutes "talent" is singing, play-acting, or tossing a ball around?

I'm going to go with "because it's visible." Being a fantastic artist, writer, or chef is great, but people have to make an effort to experience your skills.

Yay Laziness!

Re: Amy Whorehouse

It wasn't a train wreck, but it sucked.

/of course all comments are rendered essentially meaningless after the awesomeness of chuck4455's boobies
/yeah, his boobies

/obligatory

DBrandisNC

I've never seen that "before crack" pic...
That's a damn shame.

I actually let the video load, load, load.
Wow, what a shame. She has a decent voice. It's a pity it was lost in a haze of drugs. *shakes head*

/Deathwatch 2008 continues

Master Of The Art Of Second-Hand Gratification: Christian Bale: you know, everyone's saying she's gonna die, but if Iggy Pop can make it out of the 70s, Amy Winehouse can make it out of the 00's.

I can but speculate that the same thought crossed the minds of
Zoe Tamerlis Lund
Johnny Thunders
Dick Twardzik
Dave Bidwell
Tommy Bolin
Jan Paul Beahm
Kurt Winter
Jeremy Michael Ward
John Simon Ritchie
Phil Lynott
Layne Staley
Robert "Snoopy" Smith
Hillel Slovak
Will Shatter
David Ruffin
Robert Quinne
Kristen Pfaff
Bradley Nowell
Charlie Ondras
Delphine Neid
Ken Montgomery
at one time or another during their brief times upon the Earth.

/I can say for certain that it crossed mine a dozen or five prior to my putting a halt to becoming a member of the "killed by excess" list.
//the list is incomplete...and sadly growing.
///advocate of moderation not illegality.

I'm pretty sure that Amy is on her way out. God is cruel like that. Take the talented ones and leave us with Britney Spears. Go figure.

She's gotta helluva voice, and all the problems to make for an interesting songwriter.

She just sounded like she was tired of doing Rehab, so she just played around on it and didnt even try.

I glab a bleat I was betway I can learn blo play, gob a bloo a play a schmoo gob a bee boo.

// Can she even speak the English language anymore?
/// Seriously, it was all mumbled gibberish.

WFern:She's remarkable.

Unlike her anus.