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(Some Guy) Obvious 'Fataday' threatens to replace 'Caturday' as people stuff their faces with cholesterol bombs every weekend. You would have submitted this with a better headline, but typing makes you sweat   (milfordmercury.co.uk) divider line 81
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jjorsett 2008-06-28 01:45:33 PM  
How about if I overfeed my cat, does that count?

 
RobsterCraw [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 02:19:38 PM  
At first glance I thought that said Fatwaday.

 
ArbitraryConstant 2008-06-28 02:46:18 PM  
"buttered toast (11.6g), a cheese sandwich (11g) sausage roll (11g), pizza (18g) and chips (15g), chocolate (9.8g), crisps (2.6g) and a full-fat milky coffee (2.6g)"

O_o

 
jasonda 2008-06-28 07:42:58 PM  
Waaallll-eeeeeee.

 
nailPuppy 2008-06-28 08:35:56 PM  
Lets see some pics of fatties with captions like "I can haz cheeseburger?"

 
soze [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 08:41:08 PM  
My current client site is like 500ft from a Five Guys. Now that is a dangerous, tasty little gutbomb.

 
mcwebe0 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 08:43:17 PM  
nailPuppy: Lets see some pics of fatties with captions like "I can haz cheeseburger?"

Here (new window) you go. (new window)

 
DashFieldpaint [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 09:49:14 PM  
farterday?

 
ohnonotfloridaagain [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 09:49:39 PM  
NSFW (new window)

 
Ringshadow 2008-06-28 09:50:17 PM  
I find this all hilarious.

/4 petite
//so I guess I would

 
LukeA 2008-06-28 09:53:38 PM  
Please no.

 
davynelson 2008-06-28 09:53:54 PM  
'Fataday' threatens to replace 'Caturday' as people stuff their faces with cholesterol bombs every weekend. You would have submitted this with a better butter headline, but typing makes you sweat

FTFY subby

 
simpsonfan 2008-06-28 09:54:24 PM  
ohnonotfloridaagain, I hate you.

 
oroku_saki 2008-06-28 09:57:26 PM  
This has already been done years ago. With amusing results.

Fat Chicks in Party Hats (new window)

 
starsrift 2008-06-28 10:00:55 PM  
Sunday is my big cooking day, where I make do-ahead foods that I can pull out of the fridge later in the week. That's pretty normal for people who are accustomed to regularly cooking semi-complex and complex meals. And, obviously, some things are better at least tasted while still oven-warm...

/ Ugh, pizza, sausage roll, and cheese sandwich on a weekend? Isn't that like pizza, twice?

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 10:03:08 PM  
Buncha food nazis here. Not just a little bit of condescension, either.

 
that1guy77 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 10:05:00 PM  
Yeah, well... Iran claimed to have a cure for AIDS. Where is it now? Never was...

/Will believe it when I see it.

 
Ra_ 2008-06-28 10:06:07 PM  
Ringshadow: I find this all hilarious.
/4 petite
//so I guess I would


I admire that you stay in shape.
I find you to be very elegant.
I hope you don't mind that I'm bold but why don't we speed things along a little?

nonsai.com

 
that1guy77 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 10:08:28 PM  
Ooops... Wrong thread.

/Me fail.

 
feefifothumb 2008-06-28 10:09:51 PM  
so I just got my incentive to go run 8 miles tonight

 
Veteran of the Cola Wars 2008-06-28 10:09:56 PM  
We can't stop here. This is fat country!

 
kasu327 2008-06-28 10:11:12 PM  
that1guy77: Yeah, well... Iran claimed to have a cure for AIDS. Where is it now? Never was...

/Will believe it when I see it.


oh, missed it by that >

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-06-28 10:12:09 PM  
home.nordnet.fr



"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick...."

*polite applause*

 
kasu327 2008-06-28 10:12:13 PM  
kasu327: that1guy77: Yeah, well... Iran claimed to have a cure for AIDS. Where is it now? Never was...

/Will believe it when I see it.

oh, missed it by that >


me = fail.

/sad
//Waaaaaa-lleeeeee

 
EmployeeOfTheMinute 2008-06-28 10:14:51 PM  
Fataday night's alright for fightin'

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-06-28 10:15:34 PM  
OK, mods, please delete this thread before this goes any further.

 
Ace Attorney 2008-06-28 10:15:54 PM  
Now I don't feel so bad about my Two-a-days

Veteran of the Cola Wars: We can't stop here. This is fat country!

Came here to say that, go jump in a lake. :)

 
Smellvin 2008-06-28 10:15:58 PM  
Ditto: i3.photobucket.com

That is one very sturdy bench.

 
Ringshadow 2008-06-28 10:17:06 PM  
Ra_: Ringshadow: I find this all hilarious.
/4 petite
//so I guess I would

I admire that you stay in shape.
I find you to be very elegant.
I hope you don't mind that I'm bold but why don't we speed things along a little?


*spittake* Bwa ha ha ha
Sorry hun, I like my men with a side order of mental issues.
But that was kind of douchetastic for me to say, in retrospect. Apologies all.

/still finds it funny
//*hangs head in shame*

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 10:17:31 PM  
Ace Attorney: Now I don't feel so bad about my Two-a-days

Veteran of the Cola Wars: We can't stop here. This is fat country!

Came here to say that, go jump in a lake. :)


Two-a-days sucked. They don't start yet. You will get fat later.

 
LOTN 2008-06-28 10:17:51 PM  
Hey, I already did a fattie thread today.

/ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 
commie4christ 2008-06-28 10:18:03 PM  
faterday makes me want to vomit.......whenever i eat

 
Bwahaha 2008-06-28 10:18:37 PM  
Damn you, Ditto. Now where's the eye bleach ?

 
ohnonotfloridaagain [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 10:19:33 PM  
simpsonfan ohnonotfloridaagain, I hate you

you're welcome
/at least I linked my pic

 
Smellvin 2008-06-28 10:19:42 PM  
Donald_McRonald: OK, mods, please delete this thread before this goes any further.

Looks like someone's an anti-fatite.

/Cellulophobe?

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-06-28 10:19:56 PM  
img1.fark.net Thirteen dead as porch collapses into ravine

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-06-28 10:21:55 PM  
eyebleach (new window)Maybe NSFW

 
Thisbymaster 2008-06-28 10:22:11 PM  
OH god why!!!

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-06-28 10:23:38 PM  
Smellvin: Looks like someone's an anti-fatite.

A fatty holocaust would never work, because they'd take forever to incinerate.

 
hilberry 2008-06-28 10:26:51 PM  
H_is_for-Heretic
Please tell me that is shopped.

/please?
//I'll be in the corner rocking and sobbing quietly

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-06-28 10:26:59 PM  
Ditto:

That not only makes me want to lose weight; it's turned me bulimic.

*vomits*

Thanks.

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-06-28 10:27:49 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Smellvin: Looks like someone's an anti-fatite.

A fatty holocaust would never work, because they'd take forever to incinerate.


But they'd probably smell like bacon.

 
Smiths 2008-06-28 10:28:16 PM  
giggity fat!

 
Smellvin 2008-06-28 10:28:38 PM  
Donald_McRonald: A fatty holocaust would never work, because they'd take forever to incinerate.

Wait a second... Did you just single-handedly solve the energy crisis?

 
RsquaredW 2008-06-28 10:29:03 PM  
soze: My current client site is like 500ft from a Five Guys. Now that is a dangerous, tasty little gutbomb.

Holy crap, they've gotten up to Albany by now? I saw one in Atlanta, which means the takeover of the east coast is nearly complete.

// eaten at the original
// the burgers are damn good
// the fries are a religious experience

 
CornFedIowan 2008-06-28 10:33:06 PM  
Can't find the "I OWN Fat" lolcat, so this'll have to do:

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
TheRedMonkey 2008-06-28 10:35:07 PM  
I am eating a Taco Bell Big Box meal now so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 10:37:18 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
LOTN 2008-06-28 10:38:26 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Smellvin: Looks like someone's an anti-fatite.

A fatty holocaust would never work, because they'd take forever to incinerate.


I once heard an account of a rather large corpse leaking out of a incinerator and catching fire to a crematorium. The workers had stuck it in before heading to lunch. "Wonder where all those fire-trucks are heading..."

/ not an "anti-fatite"
// just alliterative

 
radiodude21 2008-06-28 10:38:53 PM  
img399.imageshack.us

/Wheeeeeeee!

 
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