"underboobs"

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Underboobs (new window, NSFW)

Location: Underboobs.

Las vegas is kind of weird when it comes to strippers and prostitution. Neither are illegal, as such, but there are some odd laws around them such as not being able to buy booze where there is full nudity (one club was grandfathered in on this rule) and such. As far as I know, the brothels are actually outside of the city as well and most of the prostitution in Vegas is brought in as needed, so to speak. Vegas really has JIT prostitution down to a science.

Anyways, over the last number of years it has been trying to become less an adult playground and more a family one, so this doesn't surprise me. However, Vegas is just not going to be the same as that continues to happen. A real shame, it's a fun town to visit.

Goopotato: Underboobs (new window, NSFW)

Thank you. I couldn't have made an informed decision without that.


Underboobs... seem tame compared to other things that can be seen in Vegas. *shrug*


/female, but open-minded

Underboob thread?

Goopotato: Underboobs (new window, NSFW)

+1

Vegas? Being prudish?

spqr_ca: Vegas really has JIT prostitution down to a science

Wow, the few areas where the Americans are still leading

I learned something new today.

"It's just a big sleepover. Girls having fun. There's nothing sleazy," said Ricky Hard.

I think they forgot a comma in there.

Charlotte Church?

This thread has some great potential.

fark las vegas

There's no need to fear, Underboob is here!

I am really mystified at the idea of "naughty" parts. Sounds like it was made up to force someone that another, more powerful person thought was ugly.

ultraholland: How about some good ol' fashioned Mariah Carey sideboob

If you can see nipple it doesn't count, it's just plain ol' boob.

~Gah~

... to cover up.
/thought complete

Elmo Jones: There's no need to fear, Underboob is here!

beat me to it by 3 minutes.

The underboob is the best part of the boob -- the nipple is too mainstream for me.

A friend's gf liked to wear t-shirts cutoff just below the nipples but we called it bottom cleavage not underboobs.

Not many things are hotter than sideboob and underboob!

Call it a tempest in a D-cup.

I will. I will.

They came first for the areolas, and I didn't speak up because I don't often show my nipples.
And then they came for the underboobs, and I didn't speak up because my moobs are small.
When they come for the sideboobs and cleavage I can only hope it is not too late...

God i love a good underboob shot.

That one of the girls in soccer uniforms (Brazil and I think there's a european version) just kills me.

spqr_ca
...Anyways, over the last number of years it has been trying to become less an adult playground and more a family one, so this doesn't surprise me. However, Vegas is just not going to be the same as that continues to happen. A real shame, it's a fun town to visit.

Maybe you should peek outside of Caesar's - I go to the SEMA show every year and each year the swarm of ho's get thicker.

This thread needs more pics.

Has anyone herd the term "Australian Cleavage" used to describe underboob?

Vancouver's Big John Bates and his burlesque Voodoo Dollz are not impressed.

The wardrobe people on the old Star Trek series were always battling with the censors over underboobage. My favorite quote was: "I don't what they were afraid of, maybe that moss grew under there."

this thread has potential to be epic

please don't disappoint

remember mods, its Saturday! chances of ppl being at work is slim.

A classic from the NCAA threads.

FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

4NSpy: A classic from the NCAA threads.

Who needs coffee when you have 4Nspy posts

I find it hard to believe that 27 posts in I haven't seen the phrase "This thread is useless without pics."

\Can't decide if that's a good sign or a sign of the apocalypse

4NSpy I... um... thanks you... me like... pretty lady...

awesome.

onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

Thats a joke, right?

/some Americans really are that ignorant

Didn't the topic of underboobage come up in an episode of Beavis and Butthead?

onemanarmy80:

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

The city of Vancouver is going nuts with the news of a 30 degree day.

onemanarmy80: 35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

35 Celsius = 95 Fahrenheit

also, your != you're

Montreal's hitting up the 30 dergee mark lately...and oh how I love the ladies here

onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

Someone has probably already said this, but that'd be Celsius

onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

From Canada -> 35 degrees = 35 degrees CELSIUS = 95 degrees F

/ sarcasm meter broken

Has anyone told that guy the article means Celsius yet?

how did this thread turn into a discussion of the weather?

wtf?

Wolf_Blitzer: onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

Thats a joke, right?

/some Americans really are that ignorant

Yes is it a joke, but I was schooled in Georgia so I can see how you would want verification.

4NSpy - Is that a Barbie doll? Between the over air-brushing to make her skin look plastic and the completely vapid look, I can't be sure that's a real person. I'm also not sure I've ever seen an expression than completely blank before. It's kinda creeping me out.

spqr_ca: Anyways, over the last number of years it has been trying to become less an adult playground and more a family one, so this doesn't surprise me. However, Vegas is just not going to be the same as that continues to happen. A real shame, it's a fun town to visit.

I think you missed out on the last 5-10 years in Vegas. They have swung away from "family" entertainment in a big way. No more Circus Circus type hotels. No more TI types with big pirate shows.

Vegas' current push is the club goer and the restaurant goer. The hip 20-30 something with cash to burn on drinks and maybe the older crowd who doesn't mind dropping hundreds on wine and dinner.
Bachelor and bachelorette parties. Wild weekend getaways.

You think the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" tagline was for the kids?

And regarding TFA, I think the regulation against "underboobage" was specific to the Palms liquor license. Not Vegas in general.

Burlesque is a funny business.