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(Canada.com) Amusing Canadian burlesque entertainers -- inclduing BonBon Vivant, Leggsy Von Hellstroke and Kitten Kaboodle -- dismayed to find that Las Vegas does not allow underboobs. Underboobs   (canada.com) divider line 137
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Adman12 [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 01:30:57 PM  
"underboobs"

If that's not a Fark login already, it will be by the time this hits Main Page.

 
Goopotato 2008-06-28 03:11:44 PM  
Underboobs (new window, NSFW)

 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 03:24:00 PM  
Location: Underboobs.

 
spqr_ca [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 03:41:15 PM  
Las vegas is kind of weird when it comes to strippers and prostitution. Neither are illegal, as such, but there are some odd laws around them such as not being able to buy booze where there is full nudity (one club was grandfathered in on this rule) and such. As far as I know, the brothels are actually outside of the city as well and most of the prostitution in Vegas is brought in as needed, so to speak. Vegas really has JIT prostitution down to a science.

Anyways, over the last number of years it has been trying to become less an adult playground and more a family one, so this doesn't surprise me. However, Vegas is just not going to be the same as that continues to happen. A real shame, it's a fun town to visit.

 
Needlessly Complicated 2008-06-28 04:02:41 PM  
Goopotato: Underboobs (new window, NSFW)

Thank you. I couldn't have made an informed decision without that.


Underboobs... seem tame compared to other things that can be seen in Vegas. *shrug*


/female, but open-minded

 
opk 2008-06-28 04:02:44 PM  
Underboob thread?

 
Neuroboy 2008-06-28 04:03:16 PM  
Goopotato: Underboobs (new window, NSFW)

+1

 
PVnRT 2008-06-28 04:04:12 PM  
Vegas? Being prudish?

 
charro 2008-06-28 04:05:17 PM  
spqr_ca: Vegas really has JIT prostitution down to a science

Wow, the few areas where the Americans are still leading

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-06-28 04:06:06 PM  
I learned something new today.

 
Solty Dog 2008-06-28 04:07:29 PM  
"It's just a big sleepover. Girls having fun. There's nothing sleazy," said Ricky Hard.

I think they forgot a comma in there.

 
bukketmaster 2008-06-28 04:07:38 PM  
Charlotte Church?

 
driven to quit [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 04:07:49 PM  
This thread has some great potential.

 
Unknown_Poltroon [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-28 04:08:21 PM  
fark las vegas

 
Elmo Jones 2008-06-28 04:08:40 PM  
There's no need to fear, Underboob is here!

 
thelordofcheese 2008-06-28 04:09:41 PM  
I am really mystified at the idea of "naughty" parts. Sounds like it was made up to force someone that another, more powerful person thought was ugly.

 
vlakorados 2008-06-28 04:10:24 PM  
ultraholland: How about some good ol' fashioned Mariah Carey sideboob

If you can see nipple it doesn't count, it's just plain ol' boob.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-06-28 04:11:38 PM  
~Gah~

... to cover up.
/thought complete

 
nike_bud 2008-06-28 04:11:53 PM  
Elmo Jones: There's no need to fear, Underboob is here!

beat me to it by 3 minutes.

 
waiting4godot 2008-06-28 04:11:59 PM  
The underboob is the best part of the boob -- the nipple is too mainstream for me.

 
NakedApe 2008-06-28 04:12:22 PM  
A friend's gf liked to wear t-shirts cutoff just below the nipples but we called it bottom cleavage not underboobs.

 
Benjimin_Dover 2008-06-28 04:13:41 PM  
Not many things are hotter than sideboob and underboob!

 
Five Minute Standup 2008-06-28 04:13:47 PM  
Call it a tempest in a D-cup.

I will. I will.

 
Dupa [TotalFark] 2008-06-28 04:14:48 PM  
They came first for the areolas, and I didn't speak up because I don't often show my nipples.
And then they came for the underboobs, and I didn't speak up because my moobs are small.
When they come for the sideboobs and cleavage I can only hope it is not too late...

 
4NSpy 2008-06-28 04:18:22 PM  
God i love a good underboob shot.

That one of the girls in soccer uniforms (Brazil and I think there's a european version) just kills me.

 
hockey fool 2008-06-28 04:19:30 PM  
spqr_ca
...Anyways, over the last number of years it has been trying to become less an adult playground and more a family one, so this doesn't surprise me. However, Vegas is just not going to be the same as that continues to happen. A real shame, it's a fun town to visit.

Maybe you should peek outside of Caesar's - I go to the SEMA show every year and each year the swarm of ho's get thicker.

 
Dead_Pool_82 2008-06-28 04:21:30 PM  
This thread needs more pics.

 
4NSpy 2008-06-28 04:23:49 PM  
Has anyone herd the term "Australian Cleavage" used to describe underboob?

 
sat1va 2008-06-28 04:25:46 PM  
Vancouver's Big John Bates and his burlesque Voodoo Dollz are not impressed.

www.piquenewsmagazine.com

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-28 04:26:20 PM  
The wardrobe people on the old Star Trek series were always battling with the censors over underboobage. My favorite quote was: "I don't what they were afraid of, maybe that moss grew under there."

 
Enuriel 2008-06-28 04:26:20 PM  
this thread has potential to be epic

please don't disappoint

remember mods, its Saturday! chances of ppl being at work is slim.

 
4NSpy 2008-06-28 04:26:26 PM  
www.thementernet.com

A classic from the NCAA threads.

 
onemanarmy80 2008-06-28 04:26:27 PM  
FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

 
Neuroboy 2008-06-28 04:28:50 PM  
4NSpy: A classic from the NCAA threads.

Who needs coffee when you have 4Nspy posts

 
Darth Otter 2008-06-28 04:28:59 PM  
I find it hard to believe that 27 posts in I haven't seen the phrase "This thread is useless without pics."

\Can't decide if that's a good sign or a sign of the apocalypse

 
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom 2008-06-28 04:29:13 PM  
4NSpy I... um... thanks you... me like... pretty lady...

 
darth_nick23 2008-06-28 04:30:08 PM  
awesome.

 
Wolf_Blitzer 2008-06-28 04:30:12 PM  
onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians


Thats a joke, right?

/some Americans really are that ignorant

 
4NSpy 2008-06-28 04:30:12 PM  
Didn't the topic of underboobage come up in an episode of Beavis and Butthead?

 
4NSpy 2008-06-28 04:30:52 PM  
onemanarmy80:

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians


The city of Vancouver is going nuts with the news of a 30 degree day.

 
forteblast 2008-06-28 04:32:10 PM  
onemanarmy80: 35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians


35 Celsius = 95 Fahrenheit

also, your != you're

 
Neuroboy 2008-06-28 04:32:21 PM  
Montreal's hitting up the 30 dergee mark lately...and oh how I love the ladies here

 
Selfabortion 2008-06-28 04:33:32 PM  
onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians


Someone has probably already said this, but that'd be Celsius

 
WxGuy1 2008-06-28 04:33:39 PM  
onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians


From Canada -> 35 degrees = 35 degrees CELSIUS = 95 degrees F

/ sarcasm meter broken

 
Caesar1313 2008-06-28 04:34:31 PM  
Has anyone told that guy the article means Celsius yet?

 
4NSpy 2008-06-28 04:35:50 PM  
how did this thread turn into a discussion of the weather?

wtf?

 
onemanarmy80 2008-06-28 04:35:58 PM  
Wolf_Blitzer: onemanarmy80: FTFA-"In 35-degree heat, they were driven on a "photo safari," in which burlesque dancers are loaded on a double-decker and snapped by photographers paying for the privilege."

35 degree heat if your from Yellowknife or something I guess.

/Crazy Canadians

Thats a joke, right?

/some Americans really are that ignorant


Yes is it a joke, but I was schooled in Georgia so I can see how you would want verification.

 
Gratch 2008-06-28 04:37:41 PM  
4NSpy - Is that a Barbie doll? Between the over air-brushing to make her skin look plastic and the completely vapid look, I can't be sure that's a real person. I'm also not sure I've ever seen an expression than completely blank before. It's kinda creeping me out.

 
rka 2008-06-28 04:38:16 PM  
spqr_ca: Anyways, over the last number of years it has been trying to become less an adult playground and more a family one, so this doesn't surprise me. However, Vegas is just not going to be the same as that continues to happen. A real shame, it's a fun town to visit.

I think you missed out on the last 5-10 years in Vegas. They have swung away from "family" entertainment in a big way. No more Circus Circus type hotels. No more TI types with big pirate shows.

Vegas' current push is the club goer and the restaurant goer. The hip 20-30 something with cash to burn on drinks and maybe the older crowd who doesn't mind dropping hundreds on wine and dinner.
Bachelor and bachelorette parties. Wild weekend getaways.

You think the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" tagline was for the kids?

And regarding TFA, I think the regulation against "underboobage" was specific to the Palms liquor license. Not Vegas in general.

 
brantgoose 2008-06-28 04:41:18 PM  
Burlesque is a funny business.

 
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