Someone needs to crack down on Subby's punctuation crimes.

They should just outsource that work to New Delhi.

Only morans Weeners...

/greenlit why???

By empowering common citizens with police roles, they can better keep an eye and ear within local areas for criminals and government dissenters. This is a step in the right direction!

Subby is a bit smacktarded today, apparently.

These officers aren't interns. These are the School Liaison officers - the ones that work directly in the schools. Of course, since there isn't school in the summer, they typically don't have much to do... so they're giving them something to do.

/Apparently, subby also thinks if a teacher gets a summer job to augment his/her income, he/she is an intern.
//Bad subby. No more lead paint chips for you.
/Reading comprehension. Tough work.

Why is this strange?

This is like a low-budget 1984 project

That stupid headline gives me zero interest in reading whatever the hell the article is about.

Why take a perfectly reasonable article and force it to conform to Fark standards by writing up a headline that no basis in reality?

I don't know why they call it big brother, it's the little brother that's the tattle tail in all the sitcoms.

/Only child

wildcardjack: /Only child

you told on yourself then?

hotlinked for her pleasure

Patrol Interest Group?

Is it legal to beat them up? I'd like to see gangs of ordinary citizens just have recreational beat-downs on them.

If no one else RTFA is it not incumbent upon at least the subby to do so?

Interns != school resrouce officers (or school liason officers, but really do they want the acronym SLO?)

1. Put snakes on plane: Someone needs to crack down on Subby's punctuation crimes.
Norad: That stupid headline gives me zero interest in reading whatever the hell the article is about.
feckingmorons: If no one else RTFA is it not incumbent upon at least the subby to do so?


And can we stop mixing headline cliches?

So much fail, subby. So much.

Not Milwaukee

It's West Allis

Right next to Milwaukee, but much different.

Fail.

tukatz: Right next to Milwaukee, but much different.

Not hardly. I lived in Milwaukee for 12 years, and the only way you can even tell where one town starts and the other one ends is the bloody signs on the highway.

They're both shiatholes, anyway.

tukatz:Not Milwaukee

It's West Allis

Right next to Milwaukee, but much different.

Fail.

From the headline...

Milwaukee area police

Your fail.