Insert "Throatwobbler Mangrove" reference here.

You know what would be cool? Legally changing my name to Constant Variable and then contradicting myself whenever I have the chance.

RustNeverSleeps: Insert "Throatwobbler Mangrove" reference here.

It's spelled "Luxury Yacht".

I knew this kind of shiat would happen when PHISH stopped touring.

I wonder what the ruling would have been if the guy wanted to change his name to "Magnificent Asshole."
The judges would have had to agree it would have been accurate.

I like this guy. He's silly.

Time for the "LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE" picture.

Just who does this guy think he is?

FTFA: But once he seeks court approval for a name change, the court has the authority to turn him down on several grounds, including if the name is offensive to common decency and good taste, the judges ruled.

Then why do are so many people, especially of certain cultures, allowed to give their kids names like Levitra?

/seriously knew someone with that name

Did he ride to the court on a Horse with No Name?

I'd like to change my name to "I Don't Know". That would be cool to write on credit applications, etc. I can hear them in the office now...

"What's the man's name?"

"I Don't Know"

RIP Bud and Lou.

insert "oranjello" here

This guy is MUCH cooler.

Link ('optimal' coolness)

RustNeverSleeps: Insert "Throatwobbler Mangrove" reference here.



/hotlinked for steamed Python goodness

SimplyEdie: Just who does this guy think he is?

After all the name changes I doubt that even he knows who he is.

"You changed it *to* Latrine?"

So anyone know the back story, and for that matter, the back story to the back story? Is he a performance artist named Steve Jones, who chageings his name every couple of years to make a point?

Or someone serving time in the penn who files frivolous lawsuits, or what?

How many name changes has he had, and does he offer to change his name to whatever Golden Palace.com will pay him for, or has he ever changed his name to Ronpaul F. O. R. Prezident?

.....and my name shall be easy rhino

my name is nobody

Makes it easier for everyone else to immediately realize that you're a self-important douchewhistle, I guess.

What a self-important douchewhistle.

You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

/approves

I couldn't believe it when I saw that headline. I used to work as a cashier at the hippie Organic Co-OP in Albuquerque, where he used to shop. Just your average kid with facial tattoos, who thought that signing random phrases ( fark censorship being one of them) as his signature on his debit receipt was a good way of sticking it to the man. I thought Slaphappy was his nickname at first. Awesome, my manager hated this kid because he would NEVER sign his name on receipts.

I really don't see what all the fuss is about.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel

RustNeverSleeps: Insert "Throatwobbler Mangrove" reference here.

Ahem...

"Knife, this is Variable. The chicken is in the pot."

"Cook it."

Archibald Hetherington Nastyface

Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.


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PainInTheASP: You know what would be cool? Legally changing my name to Constant Variable and then contradicting myself whenever I have the chance.

Yeah... cool...

robisfunky: pwned.

I used to know this guy, I met him through a friend and we used to chat on AIM a few years ago. He once sent me a pair of sharpie-chuks. Two sharpies with the caps connected via a chain. Yes, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Sort of reminds me of an episode of Harvey Birdman....

I wonder if his parents named him Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon, or if he changed his name to that later in life.

If my parents named me that, I would change my name too.

Next name ;DROP DATABASE *;

Ol' Snapbutt Fishvariable has a youtube viddy. (new window)

This whole story is regoddamndiculous.

Bird, this is Variable, over!

How about "Mr. Isuckat Life"? Short and to the point.

Secretary Not Sure does not approve.

In grade school I had a teacher who once told me how he had a student once and her name was
shiat h e a d . And they pronounced it Sh·i·thead.
In all fairness both of her parents where born in another country and I am sure they didnt know any better.
But you would think someone whould have told them.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

Why not change it to Upgrayedd?

/the two d's are for a double-dose of pimping.

His parents must be so proud.

PainInTheASP: You know what would be cool? Legally changing my name to Constant Variable and then contradicting myself whenever I have the chance.

The computer. You've had enough of it. Put down the cheetos and mountain dew and go do something with other humans. Not internet humans.

Driver: I wonder what the ruling would have been if the guy wanted to change his name to "Magnificent Asshole."

As opposed to "Unremarkable Asshole"

"Take away the right to say fark and you take away the right to say fark the government"


-Lenny Bruce

logruszed: "Take away the right to say fark and you take away the right to say fark the government"


-Lenny Bruce

He has every right to say "fark" or even "fark the government". He can have it tattooed on his face and march up and down in front of the White House playing a banjo and yelling it out. What he can't do is change his name to fark.

-Downtownkid

This a$$clown is the reason why someone famous once said, "a fool and his money are soon parted." Or something like that.

Anyway, Lord Farkwad shoud just get a Second Life account and name it anygoddamthing he wants and put it on his freakin' business card. Nobody really cares.

Why, is King Douchenozzle von Crunk not available?

Going down to the courthouse on Monday to change my name to Mr. "Yes No Cancel."