Meat Lover's Scramble



Does not approve.

I'll take the sausage party platter with a tossed salad.

Poorly most of the time.

So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

Well, make sure you block off the better part of the day if you go... will take you at least 5 or 6 hours to get your food.

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

Think Waffle House, add mystery meat and random rodent hair.

Moons Over My Hammy = Cleveland Steamer

If you drop your keys in the parking lot, don't bend over to pick them up? Kick them all the way to your car?

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

To quote my father, "I wouldn't take a shiat at a Denny's"

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

It's decent, if somewhat unremarkable.

Of course, if you're like everyone else on Fark, it just doesn't measure up to what your personal French chef can make.

EmployeeOfTheMinute: To quote my father, "I wouldn't take a shiat at a Denny's"

Then what was that on my plate last time?

1000Monkeys So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

No idea. I'm always so wasted when I end up going the only reason I know I went is from that unmistakable feeling in my belly in addition to the rodent hair still caught in my throat...oh wait...

Sloppy seconds?

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

The only positive is that it's open when everything else is closed. I'm trying to think of others but that's all I can come up with.

/go to sheetz

I've been to Denny's where I was treated very poorly, both in terms of service and food quality, but I've been to a couple where they treated me very right.

Showed up very early one morning (4:45-ish) for breakfast because I had to be on a 6:30 flight.

The guy working the counter waited until 5:01 a.m. to enter my order in the computer, even though I had already been served, saving me about $4.00 (at the time, the "Slams" on weekdays were all $2.99 from 5:00 am to 9:00 am). He got a good tip.

Mostly though, Denny's is a place to avoid, unless there is no other choice. I'd rather risk the McD's drive-through most of the time.

I always thought the grand slam breakfast sounded dirty. I guess it was named like that so all the freaky sex orgy people would show up at Denny's on Sunday, order up a grand slam and wink knowingly at each other.

We used to have a freaky sex orgy guy working at a local bookstore. He used to make weird double entendres about book titles and make everyone uncomfortable. I bet he was at Denny's every Sunday.

Denny's...because it's open.

We go to Vegas every December, and stay at the Venetian. There's a Denny's right outside on the strip. Generic breakfast there is $5 vs $18 in the hotel, for roughly the same food. I am on east cost time, and an early riser, so it's fun to get up in the morning in Vegas and watch the used up people staggering in go to bed.

I went into a Denny's during the day one time and was shocked to learn that they have a reasonably sized menu before 2AM. It seems there are people who aren't totally drunk who stumble into Denny's.

It blew my mind.

3_Butt_Cheeks: EmployeeOfTheMinute: To quote my father, "I wouldn't take a shiat at a Denny's"

Then what was that on my plate last time?

It was not my father's shiat, that's for sure

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

Put it this way: Going to Denny's and complaining about the food is like going to a whorehouse and saying, "I just didn't feel loved!"

where do you think they got the jokes for Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo?

Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-farking.
Cop #1: ...toast-farking?
Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fark or get farked with toast.

prjindigo: where do you think they got the jokes for Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo?

There were jokes in that movie?

Denny's food is fine. It's just typical diner food. It's not great, but as long as you stick with basic things like burgers for lunch or slams for breakfast you'll be fine. When you try to order chicken parmagean well then you're taking your life in your hands, but frankly you deserve it.

that list, it was not funny.

And here is was thinking that someone had finally made sense of homestarrunner...

Denny's Menu

/wrong "denny's menu" I guess

weezbo: Put it this way: Going to Denny's and complaining about the food is like going to a whorehouse and saying, "I just didn't feel loved!"

hah!!!
+1

my user name is "dennys"god so I'm getting a kick out of these reply's.

Well I just got out of the bar about a little while ago
I was looking for a place to eat but my mind was working kind of slow
So I drove around till I found my destination about 3:25
I was to tired to sleep and to drunk to drive

And now I`m at Denny`s at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I`m not even sure what town I`m in
Denny`s at 4 am

That grand slam breakfast is making me kind of sick
And I`ve noticed that a lot of Denny`s managers look like Weird Al Yankovic
And the one who`s walking toward my table is no exception
He`s looking pissed cause the friends I`m with are smoking in the non-smoking section

At Denny`s at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I`m still not sure what town I`m in
Denny`s at 4 am

I`ve got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do
Except stare at this bright yellow menu
I wish I hadn`t ordered that goddamn grand slam
Denny`s at 4 am

Nighttime is slowly turning into day
And I`m running out of things to say
So maybe this song won`t win a Grammy
So maybe I should have ordered moons over my Hammy

At Denny`s at 4 am
Denny`s at 4 am

Actually now it`s more like a quarter to 5
And that morning papers just arrived
So I better be getting back to my motel
The one with the sign outside that`s got a burned out "L"
So I guess that makes it more like a mote
And the next time you`re at Denny`s really late at night
I want you to sing this song from note for note

Denny`s at 4 am
Lenny`s at 4 am
No, it`s Denny`s at 4 am
Denny`s at 4 am

-Wally Pleasant

The guy who wrote the article was really stretching to find sexual innuendo there. I would imagine he is one of those annoying, kind of creepy, guys who takes every sentence another person makes (especially a woman) and twists it into some type of sexual utterance.

Lee451: The guy who wrote the article was really stretching to find sexual innuendo there. I would imagine he is one of those annoying, kind of creepy, guys who takes every sentence another person makes (especially a woman) and twists it into some type of sexual utterance.

that's what SHE said!

/you mean kind of like that?

Lee451: The guy who wrote the article was really stretching to find sexual innuendo there. I would imagine he is one of those annoying, kind of creepy, guys who takes every sentence another person makes (especially a woman) and twists it into some type of sexual utterance.

I'd like to twist YOUR sexual utterance!

My worst Denny's experience was that I was skiing for a week in Colorado (Winter Park) with some friends. This was in the 80s (my lawn, get off it). We went to Denny's each morning only because it was there. The day we left to drive back to the airport in Denver, we turned right instead of left and, about a half mile down the road was Benedict's (which claims to be related to Eggs Benedict) and, whether it actually was/is or not, it was one of the GREAT breakfasts in my personal memory. So... I didn't have THAT going for me... so Denny's, for me always suffers in that comparison and I've never gone back (at least, not that I remember... (re: licktheloki comment, above)

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's?

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Last time I went to Denny's was at about 1am after a Red Wings game. Mediocre food, somewhat overpriced, service pathetically slow even though it was not overly busy.

I wouldn't bother again.

/2-1 Wings over Dallas
//Game 2 of the WCF

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

If you've eaten an eggs with sausage or bacon on a glass plate, then you've eaten at Denny's.

It is fine basic grub, halfway betweeen some random prefab shiat box in a parking lot and a diner.

FTA:
2. French Toast Slam
It's French Toast that's so good you don't eat it, you f*ck it. Yet it somehow still gives you diarrhea.

Dunno why, but this made me LOL.

Denny's is like toy food, nothing subtle about it. The secret ingredients are fat, sugar, and salt.

I work at Perkins so I'm getting a big kick....


We have a Meat Lover's Scrambler
and a Tremendous 12
and Mammoth Muffins

I honestly had no idea I would have laughed as much as I did when i clicked on this thread.

licktheloki: The only positive is that it's open when everything else is closed. I'm trying to think of others but that's all I can come up with.

IHOP

Its a higher class of denny's.

No love for the Hot Donkey Show Omlette Special?

It took far too long for someone to mention how lame the list was.
List=Fail

Donald_McRonald: 1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's?

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

OK, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

1000Monkeys: So what exactly is the food like at Denny's? I've never been to one and the only hint I've heard was from Family Guy.

It makes a turd

I'm a chef, so I'm fighting the urge to smack the crap out of anyone who works at a Denny's and then refers to themselves as "chef".

~Syl

Article is



IHOP: "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity." Enjoy, author.

So are we all going to share our favorite humorously-named sex acts or what?

I submit:

Dog In A Bathtub

When engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse, try to stuff your balls into your lover's vagina. Keeping them there is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

Denny's is an upscale Waffle House.