So scary...

Jesus farking Christ on a pogo stick.

No.

Not now, not ever, not even Biblical. Cue face palm man.

has to be satire. right? right?

/right?

PLEASE let this catch on! Seriously! Let's set a goal of 30 million write-ins for GWB!

I can't think of a more humiliating way for the Repubs to lose to Obama.

"Gee...ummm...seems that half our base voted for Bush instead of McCain. Sorry, John. Our bad."

This would be AWESOME.

Highroller48: PLEASE let this catch on! Seriously! Let's set a goal of 30 million write-ins for GWB!


THIS!

I know a few fundies and I will be telling them about this site.
Would be absolutely hilarious if this happened.

Highroller48: "Gee...ummm...seems that half our base voted for Bush instead of McCain. Sorry, John. Our bad."

^v^

Highroller48: PLEASE let this catch on! Seriously! Let's set a goal of 30 million write-ins for GWB!

I can't think of a more humiliating way for the Repubs to lose to Obama.



WIN

Is this satire? Please say it's satire.

Your God has forsaken you.

Edipis: has to be satire. right? right?

/right?

Yeah, it is. If you go to their store you can get a bumper sticker that says "Write in Bush 2008- Third time's a charm."

So my vote is that this is all very tongue-in-cheek.

FTS: "God-fearing Americans still wan a Godly President!"

Yeah. A coke-snorting, cronyist, Godly president...

Gotta be Satire; though it's not like The Democrats havn't been trying to run as if he were on the Ballot.

/McCain = Bush's 3rd Term
//Reap what you sow
///Site is still laughably rediculous

"We don't need to worry about the details, we just trust in God and vote our faith. When we step out in faith and leave the details to God, there's no limit to what can be accomplished."

My brain hurts!

Well that would certainly be the devil you know as opposed to the one you don't.
Let's face it, with George W. Bush, you definitely know what you're going to get.
There's no surprises, just plain, down home, folksy, the kind of guy you'd most
like to have a beer with, presidenting.

Vote George W. Bush - because there's still brush that needs to be cleared.

/I'm surprised some enterprising Farker hasn't started a WriteInBillClinton site.

According to Godaddy "WRITEINBILLCLINTON.COM is available!"
Hurry, hurry, hurry, get it before it's too late.

This is brilliant. I hope it catches on.

/Write in Bush, 2008!

Someone drank the Koolaid...

Seriously, I hope this isn't satire, and that 30 brazillian nitwits actually fall for it---that would be epic.

There must have been a fresh crop of magic mushrooms springing up lately.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Satire or not, that's hilarious.

The WhoIs says the site's registered in Portugal? WTF?

Sir Roderick Glossop: Edipis: has to be satire. right? right?

/right?

Yeah, it is. If you go to their store you can get a bumper sticker that says "Write in Bush 2008- Third time's a charm."

So my vote is that this is all very tongue-in-cheek.


I don't think the "Third term's a charm" bumper sticker is any real evidence of satire; it could as easily be someone trying to come up with a "clever" slogan. That said, if it is a satire site, there isn't much there. If it's not, well.. wow.

Relatively Obscure: I don't think the "Third term's a charm" bumper sticker is any real evidence of satire; it could as easily be someone trying to come up with a "clever" slogan. That said, if it is a satire site, there isn't much there. If it's not, well.. wow.



It's a fine line between clever and stupid.

Poe's Law, perhaps?

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Finally! A political movement I can get behind.

They have a phone number. Someone who's less lazy than me should call them and find out if they're serious.

A few years ago, this thread would probably have been pushing 500 by now.

Stop and breathe for a second. The fundies have lost.

Strangely, Jesus told his followers to obey man's law. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's and unto God the things that are God's". He was the first proponent for separation of church and state.

Nevermind, that's a cafepress customer service number. I am dumb.

*heads to coffee pot*

spelunking_defenestrator: A few years ago, this thread would probably have been pushing 500 by now.

Stop and breathe for a second. The fundies have lost.

Mmm....feel that?

The winds of change.

Refreshing, isn't it?

Rodeodoc: Strangely, Jesus told his followers to obey man's law. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's and unto God the things that are God's". He was the first proponent for separation of church and state.

Yeah, but you know those pesky neocons don't let anything like the bible get in their way.

God told me I didn't have to pay taxes.
Man's law and all that stuff.
As it turns out, God may be the creater, but his accounting skills suck.

Who was the President when we were "hit" big the first time?

Oh....that's right...God's President.

Don't worry about the details, bob at writeinbush.com...
don't worry about the details.

Krayon: Stop and breathe for a second. The fundies have lost.

Mmm....feel that?

The winds of change.

Refreshing, isn't it?

Ha!

Meet the new boss, same as the old, now what was that...
Oh right, I won't get fooled again, no, not until next time.

wildcardjack: Poe's Law, perhaps?

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Kinda like the whole "Intelligent Falling" thing. Would easily pass for the real deal if it didn't originate at The Onion.

Fark that.
I'm going to start a write in campaign to elect Bark Obama!

"Presidential term limits are not in the Bible. And they were not in our Constitution until added by an activist congress in 1951."

That is just funny.

Amer-i-can
Tal-i-ban
tally me banana

Yes, we can vote for George W. Bush in 2008. We have the right to write in the name of our chosen candidate, regardless of whether or not he is officially on the ballot.

We know that George Bush was God's Candidate in 2000. We know that George Bush was God's candidate again in 2004. And George Bush has been God's president for the last 8 years.

Trust in God and vote your faith. Keep America safe. Write-in George W. Bush for President in 2008.

---------------

Stay the Course

Under the strong leadership of God's President we've been safe for 7 years. But if we abandon God now, we could be hit again.

We don't need to worry about the details, we just trust in God and vote our faith. When we step out in faith and leave the details to God, there's no limit to what can be accomplished.

================

This is perfectly true, if your "God is Satan, the Destroyer of Man & Nations."
The GOP Worships Satan and serves only the will of Lucifer. When they declare to be serving "God's Plan", their "God" is not Jehovah, but "Lucifer - The Forever Damned Angel".

You can see the proof of their real desires in the fruits of their labors. Greed, corruption, thievery, constant lying to all, no mercy for the weak, no compassion for the poor, cruel mockery of the suffering, and bitter hatred for all servants of Christ's Teachings that try to help human beings as Jehovah intended.

100% Satanist Website
http://www.writeinbush.com/ (pops)

You can vote for John McCain, in the same way that a person can vote for Baal or Mammon. The Republican "Children of Satan" want you to vote in another Luciferian Demon to further ruin our nation and unleash more Hell against the people.

Eight dollars for a sticker. I doubt the guy's sincerity, but I admire his business plan.

And they were not in our Constitution until added by an activist congress in 1951.

It was in reaction to FDR - they neglected to mention that.

"Term limits are not in the Bible" ...lol

Nonsense.

Clearly the almighty wants:

... begging the question, how do you write in a candidate who is not on the digital ballot machine?

You can't.

1000Monkeys: Is this satire? Please say it's satire.

No sir, it's absolutely TRUE. And so is the Landover Baptist Church, Pen Island.com, and the Onion.

prjindigo: ... begging the question, how do you write in a candidate who is not on the digital ballot machine?

You can't.

It pops up an onscreen typewriter. (and then votes for the republican anyway)

I think everyone who supports Sen. Obama ought to buy a sticker and put it on their car. If enough people do that, people WILL find a way to write in Mr. Bush's name.

/wish I owned that site

Krayon: Mmm....feel that?

The winds of change.

Refreshing, isn't it?

That's just my farts.
I had Lamb Curry last night so they might be a little fragrant.
Sorry about that.

and KY jelly for the masses.

It's almost as scary as this website. (new window)

Edipis: has to be satire. right? right?

An interesting attempt to cut out McCain from yet more Evangelical voters....

I got a slogan for them:

Bush '08: "Because $5 a gallon just isn't enough!"