I've slept with Paris Hilton.

//and I have the herpes to prove it, so ha!

EriksMom: I've slept with Paris Hilton.

Ive slept in a Hilton in Paris.

eqtworld: HAHAHA PARIS HILTON IS PROMISCUOUS HAHAHAHA

You can't violate the willing.

Is Bob Hope writing headlines from beyond the grave?

Oh, come on, be fair. Nothing can be violated more times than Paris Hilton on a Friday night.

H_is_for_Heretic: i300.photobucket.com

Stay classy...

Food fight!

"And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse."

-George Carlin

H_is_for_Heretic: Hitler's screen saver

Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

From TFA: The authorities have allowed fuel into the Gaza Strip, but blocked all other supplies including humanitarian and commercial goods.

EVERYONE knows that people get HAPPIER and MORE COOPERATIVE when you cut off humanitarian goods (medicine, anti-biotics, vaccines) and commercial goods (food, wood, screws, mousepads).

Watching your kids STARVE and DIE from treatable illness promotes understanding

We're all witnessing Israel's slow suicide.

And the Lord said "let there a cessation of fire", but the fire did not cease. And so the Lord said "fark it" and went off to a movie.

Falcc: H_is_for_Heretic: Hitler's screen saver

Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

Looks more like "Jerrorize" to me

"Violated?" I don't know about that. Makes it sound like she put up some sort of resistance.

/You can't rape the willing

Falcc: H_is_for_Heretic: Hitler's screen saver - Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

I believe it reads Terrorize, but it's kinda the same thing.

Falcc: Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

Jew Eat? (pops)

The guy at the end of the thread: Falcc: H_is_for_Heretic: Hitler's screen saver - Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

I believe it reads Terrorize, but it's kinda the same thing.

No no, Jewovize clearly involves converting people, places, or things to Hebrew. Or maybe it's being really REALLY Jewy at people. Stomping on people's wine bottles at their parties, not eating their ham, wearing yamukahs when they totally just got asked to take off their hat indoors. It's like "My Jewish mother-in-law is always Jewovizing me."

Also, why is it whenever I encouter you you're actually at the end of the thread, as per your screen name? I can't remember ever seeing you in the middle somewhere.

jakomo002: kasmel: I miss tats and czar...these threads go nowhere without them

I know. These threads go nowhere now without those two.

I used to be able to close my eyes and imagine those two arguing like an baseball umpire and a coach. Three millimetres away from each other's nose and just SCREAMING at each other.

Sigh. Good times.

Where did they go anyway? Did they blow each other up? I used to see them all over and then suddenly everybody's asking where they went. No transitional period.

Falcc: The guy at the end of the thread: Also, why is it whenever I encouter you you're actually at the end of the thread, as per your screen name? I can't remember ever seeing you in the middle somewhere.

I am both an epic failure and a notorious hypocrite :(

But whose side is God on?

jakomo002: If anyone knows different, jump in.

/jumps

doyner: But whose side is God on?

I don't know, but i heard those Jerrys got mittens.

H_is_for_Heretic: Falcc: H_is_for_Heretic: Hitler's screen saver

Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

Looks more like "Jerrorize" to me

What's the deal with these Palestinians?

BravadoGT: H_is_for_Heretic: i300.photobucket.com

Stay classy...

Funny thing is, that's not the flag of Israel, just the star of David. And a menorah, which isn't a state symbol of Israel. So...what does that tell us, class?

Danielsan: BravadoGT: H_is_for_Heretic: i300.photobucket.com

Stay classy...

Funny thing is, that's not the flag of Israel, just the star of David. And a menorah, which isn't a state symbol of Israel. So...what does that tell us, class?

Anti-semitism and ignorance walk hand-in-hand?

Danielsan: So...what does that tell us, class?

That anti-semites are morans.

EsteeFlwrPot: /jumps

Of course, it's not like they have a monopoly on the condition...

BravadoGT: Danielsan: BravadoGT: H_is_for_Heretic: i300.photobucket.com

Stay classy...

Funny thing is, that's not the flag of Israel, just the star of David. And a menorah, which isn't a state symbol of Israel. So...what does that tell us, class?

Anti-semitism and ignorance walk hand-in-hand?

The only jews that the word "colonize" could refer to would be Israeli jews, and I love jews, volunteered and attended shul at a jewish retirement home for years, I just don't love Israel

/much better

jakomo002: From TFA: The authorities have allowed fuel into the Gaza Strip, but blocked all other supplies including humanitarian and commercial goods.

EVERYONE knows that people get HAPPIER and MORE COOPERATIVE when you cut off humanitarian goods (medicine, anti-biotics, vaccines) and commercial goods (food, wood, screws, mousepads).

Watching your kids STARVE and DIE from treatable illness promotes understanding"

Yeah, kids dying from treatable illnesses is a horrible waste of Arab ammunition.

"Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us"

Im convinced. A chunk of these posts are unimaginative trolls. How else can the repetitive mind-bending canards be explained?

The real farked up thing is it is a few nutjobs linked to Fatah doing the attacks so they can make Hamas look bad and regain control of Gaza in the next elections. The bombs and deaths going on is nothing more than a few wackos wanting political power through any dirty trick necessary. I guess they really are learning from us.

I knew it! You Don't Mess With The Zohan drops from first at the box office and barely a week later, all the work he did is undone!

What if Israel and everybody else switched countries, would that help?

"We've got out holy land back! Thank Allah, let's go relax and pray while we wait out the rest of our days in peace."

"We've got a whole bunch of oil! Thank YHWH, let's go slowly starve off our enemies."

Everybody wins.

this is exactly what happened last decade with yasser arafat and his 'group'. Israel and the PLO would make an agreement, and then rockets would be fired by 'other groups'. net effect: nothing. same deal here, except trade hamas for the plo.

better idea

ISRAEL STOP PLAYING BY WESTERN RULES IN A NON-WESTERN ARENA

Israel is playing by a play book that doesn't work, switch to the same rules as the Arabs and watch the fun ensure

limeyfellow: The real farked up thing is it is a few nutjobs linked to Fatah doing the attacks so they can make Hamas look bad and regain control of Gaza in the next elections. The bombs and deaths going on is nothing more than a few wackos wanting political power through any dirty trick necessary. I guess they really are learning from us.

Fatah (or more precisely, al-Aqsa Martyr's Brigade) has a specific grievance: the truce only covers the Gaza Strip, not the West Bank. Israeli continues to take assorted actions against al-Aqsa Martyr's Brigade leaders in the West Bank. al-Aqsa's retaliation from Gaza may be both politically useful (putting Hamas on the spot) and easier (because the Israelis are, currently, sticking to border control there instead of declaring the truce utterly dead and resuming incursions).

The other clearly involved party is Palestinian Islamic Jihad, which doesn't really have political power to lose and which has always taken quite the hard-line position on Israel.

jakomo002: EVERYONE knows that people get HAPPIER and MORE COOPERATIVE when you cut off humanitarian goods (medicine, anti-biotics, vaccines) and commercial goods (food, wood, screws, mousepads).

Watching your kids STARVE and DIE from treatable illness promotes understanding

They don't seem to have a problem bringing in tons of explosives, iranian Grad missiles, Anti-aircraft rockets etc. Maybe they should switch to medicine and food ?

We're all witnessing Israel's slow suicide.

You're an idiot.

the fallacy that subby made is that paris is violated. That implies lack of consent. As opposed to making a sign saying the line starts here for free herpes.

jakomo002: From TFA: The authorities have allowed fuel into the Gaza Strip, but blocked all other supplies including humanitarian and commercial goods.

EVERYONE knows that people get HAPPIER and MORE COOPERATIVE when you cut off humanitarian goods (medicine, anti-biotics, vaccines) and commercial goods (food, wood, screws, mousepads).

Watching your kids STARVE and DIE from treatable illness promotes understanding

We're all witnessing Israel's slow suicide.

It occurs to me to wonder (A) why Israel is expected to trade with people attacking them and
(B) Why Israel NOT trading with Gaza renders Gaza totally isolated and "starves and kills the kids", as you claim. See map below...



Notice anything about the Gaza strip's border?
Like it not being ALL with Israel, perhaps?
Gaza also has a border with Egypt, does it not?
I seem to recall that Israel withdrew all it's troops from that border in 2005.
Passage (or not) is currently granted (or not) by EGYPT.

If the current rulers of Gaza were perhaps willing to denounce Jihad against "The Jews" or Jihad against the rulership of Egypt, either one, perhaps all of their neighbors wouldn't treat them so badly, almost as if they were violent nut-jobs who can't be trusted not to try to kill you.

In order for that analogy to fly wouldn't the shakey truce have to be drunk and slutty and (not so)secretly want to be violated?

Wouldn't "Shakey Truce" be a good name for a band?

Falcc [TotalFark] Quote 2008-06-27 06:52:06 PM
H_is_for_Heretic: Hitler's screen saver

Is it just me or does the second one say Jewovize? Where'd you get that shait?

ANTISEMITE ANTISEMITE ANTISEMITE! You keep misusing that and one day it will have no meaning. Hitler killed 6 million Jews in an act of unspeakable evil. Legitimate critisism of Isreals atrocious human rights record and blatent land grabbing isn't close.

Kazuya

ANTISEMITE ANTISEMITE ANTISEMITE! You keep misusing that and one day it will have no meaning. Hitler convinced other people to killed 6 million Jews in an act of unspeakable evil.

Fixed.

Just because he gave the order doesn't let everyone else off the hook.

Tyrone Slothrop: Just because he gave the order doesn't let everyone else off the hook.

That is true.